Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

[dasva]

Approximately the same number you need to listen to who say global warming is real because summer is hot. Or not even actually hot just feels hot because it's humid.

[Anoat]

Everyone leaving work on Friday today saying "See you next year!" thinking it is just hilarious. It hasn't been funny for the last eight years Alice, it's not funny now.

[NynJa]

Everyone leaving work on Friday today saying "See you next year!" thinking it is just hilarious. It hasn't been funny for the last eight years Alice, it's not funny now.

Dad jokes are always hilarious

[Yuri-G]

I made an envelope with a meme inside that said "this joke is un-bear-able" and a picture of a bear, and on the outside I wrote "to the first person today to say 'see you next year' or some facsimile thereof:"


my boss won the prize

[dasva]

Everyone leaving work on Friday today saying "See you next year!" thinking it is just hilarious. It hasn't been funny for the last eight years Alice, it's not funny now.

It was much better when you could say see you next century. Be awhile before I can do that again

[Ksandra]

Doing make your own pizzas on sunday for a new years eve get together. Ordered on wednesday extra pizza pans using amazon primes 2 day shipping (meaning I should have gotten it today).

1 package still hasn't shipped.

the other package is now estimated to arrive wednesday because for some reason it left CA (state I live in) flew to NY and is on a truck that had a mechanical failure.

[Anoat]

Every winter in Florida, my brain does the same thing.

"OMG THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE"
"j/k nvm just the first time I turned the heat on in a year lulz"

[BaneTheBrawler]

burning dust has a distinctly bad smell, and also sets off my allergies like crazy. i feel your pain fam

[Kalmado]

Store has Halo Top on sale 3 for $10. Couldn't remember what flavors BG said to get. Did not get Halo Top.

I either sprained or broke one of my toes. It slightly hurts and is puffy and red.

[Xno Kappa]

Little niece listening to some Ariane Grande song that blatantly samples Big Pun.

“Who’s Big Pun?”

Lol I’m getting fucking old.

[AidenCarby]

Slap the fuck out of her right now

[chazzyphizzle]

i mean...he died in what 1999?

[arus2001]

Random power outage just took out my old, old computer I had in the other room for people to use. 2nd one to die there these past few months.

[Boyiee]

Wife and I got in a fight punched a hole in a door but now I can replace the doors in the house which I've been meaning to do happy new year.

[Dimmauk]

Wife and I got in a fight punched a hole in a door but now I can replace the doors in the house which I've been meaning to do happy new year.

What did you do to make her mad enough to punch a hole in the door.

[Kalmado]

What did you do to make her mad enough to punch a hole in the door.

Angry filipino's are tough yo.

[Boyiee]

I french fry'd instead of pizza'd.

[Anoat]

I french fry'd instead of pizza'd.

You're gonna have a bad time.

[Dimmauk]

I french fry'd instead of pizza'd.

You monster

[Astylla]

Working my second job at the mall today and nonstop calls asking if we’re open. Wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t open the call with “Thank you for calling - where we are open until 9pm” and then ask me if we are open.
Wtf did I stutter ? ><