Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

[zoobernut]

Anybody have a spinal tap and can tell me how long they had head pain for?

Wait so your not talking about the mockumentary band?

[AoE]

Wait so your not talking about the mockumentary band?

I wish. It's been enough time to bring them back from the past, right?

[Astylla]

Anybody have a spinal tap and can tell me how long they had head pain for?

While not the same about two years ago when I had to have a biopsy done on my uterus/cervix and had to have an epidural and it lasted about 4 days and my migraines would be a blessing compared. I would check with your primary to make sure though.

[Buffy]

Anybody have a spinal tap and can tell me how long they had head pain for?

There is something after a spinal tap called a spinal leak that can fucking kill you bro. Head pain is one of the symptoms. Get that shit checked out today.

[Kalmado]

So like standard AT&T internet?

I'm not sure exactly what it is. I ran speedtest and we get 12 down lol.

[Melena]

Been in bed all day with a headache and feeling like ass. If I’m sick again for the third time in the last month I’m going to be pissed

[djzombie]

Been in bed all day with a headache and feeling like ass. If I’m sick again for the third time in the last month I’m going to be pissed

Same. This fucking weather sucks. Sweating... freezing... sweating.... think ima call off tomorrow.

probably doesnt help that i was already feeling like shit and then got paged 3 times last night so i didnt get much rest.

[dasva]

Our terrible driver apparently is getting worse and latest thing is his tendency to speed. Boss talks to him and he's like well sometimes I forget how fast I'm going and foot just slips. Tell him that's what fucking cruise control is for and he tries to claim he doesn't know how to use it

[Moss]

Our terrible driver apparently is getting worse and latest thing is his tendency to speed. Boss talks to him and he's like well sometimes I forget how fast I'm going and foot just slips. Tell him that's what fucking cruise control is for and he tries to claim he doesn't know how to use it

Why is it so hard for y'all to find decently competent employees?

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[Anoat]

Was craving a Homewrecker from Moe's but I guess I forgot how expensive that shit is. Burrito and drink and a small cup of queso was $14 and some change, goddamn I didn't want to spend that on lunch but I wasn't about to be like "nah I'm good" once I already ordered and waited in line. Oh well, it was good.

[dasva]

Why is it so hard for y'all to find decently competent employees?

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I think part of it is we aint really big enough to offer more benefits/money though job pretty easy and boss really accommodating and another bit is boss wont cycle thru the trash usually just tries to wait for them to quit

[dasva]

Middle of swallowing some pre workout when all of a sudden have to cough. Inhale a bunch and now everything burns and has a funny taste

[Yuri-G]

Middle of swallowing some pre workout when all of a sudden have to cough. Inhale a bunch and now everything burns and has a funny taste

haha I had this problem just the other day with-


...nevermind

[Delayed]

hopefully it was already mixed, and not taking it to the paint with just the powder. I tried that once, ended up with it coating the kitchen sink area with half powder/water mixed red coloring everywhere. that was fun to explain to the gf later on.

[djzombie]

so i have been at home sick the last two days

but last night was one of the funniest fuckin fails i've ever done, sucked at the time but my girlfriend laughed her ass off.

so I put icy hot on my back, and lay down to watch tv.

I move up on the bed a little towards my pillows and headboard. so now icy hot is on the bed sheets and my testicles are now occupying the space where my back previously was.

Yea, I got icy hot on my balls. Not fun. Though it really wasn't as bad as you would think lmao.

[Moss]

so i have been at home sick the last two days

but last night was one of the funniest fuckin fails i've ever done, sucked at the time but my girlfriend laughed her ass off.

so I put icy hot on my back, and lay down to watch tv.

I move up on the bed a little towards my pillows and headboard. so now icy hot is on the bed sheets and my testicles are now occupying the space where my back previously was.

Yea, I got icy hot on my balls. Not fun. Though it really wasn't as bad as you would think lmao.

Put it directly on there and it feels like literal fire

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[djzombie]

Put it directly on there and it feels like literal fire

I think I'll just take your word on that one haha.

[dasva]

Just record it and put it on youtube. Call it the icy hot challenge

[Xno Kappa]

Been in and out staring at my wall unable to sleep.

[Anoat]

My office is converting from outlook to Office 365 in a couple days. The level of salt from my technologically illiterate coworkers as our company's IT manager prods them about it daily has been kind of entertaining.