Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

[Moss]

Ya, we start at like 3k for a good 1br in a good building.

I always get flak when people hear how much rent I pay but god is it worth it when you factor in QOL

"That's more than my mortgage!" is my favorite

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[Zetanio]

I always get flak when people hear how much rent I pay but god is it worth it when you factor in QOL

"That's more than my mortgage!" is my favorite

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"I've never paid more than 775 bucks"

You've also never lived in a major city nor in an apartment with views of the Statue of Liberty.

[Anoat]

Next week on Real Housewives of the Bourgeoisie

[Zetanio]

Next week on Real Housewives of the Bourgeoisie

Here's a good example.

[Tokitoki]

My first apartment up in Riverdale in the Bronx was a 1 bedroom, second story, with a balcony for 1200/month. That was a good deal.

[zoobernut]

I always get flak when people hear how much rent I pay but god is it worth it when you factor in QOL

"That's more than my mortgage!" is my favorite

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It doesn't matter how much your rent or mortgage is. It matters what percentage of your total take home income it is. I think that is often overlooked when people complain about rents.

[Xno Kappa]

Fucking car won’t pass emissions. It’s also no longer under warranty so it’s a 7k fix according to the bmw dealership. God damn VA.

Any NJ/NY peeps can give me a heads up on how to register a vehicle up there? Just gonna do that shit and use my family addresses.

[dasva]

So coworkers grip on his memory is getting worse but he refuses to believe it and is adamant about basically everything.

So today had a talk about him forgetting to do something for the like 100th time and the boss has also talked to him about and he used to do. To the point I printed up a piece of paper reminding everyone to do this in like 80 font also highlight and hung it up right at the desk we do that work a few months ago. No this the first he's ever heard of it. No idea that the paper staring you in the face is a requirement must be new. Also get yelled at for talking to him about it

[Yuri-G]

"just leave me alone, not mad at you or anything but just need to be alone right now"
*days pass*
"hey why haven't I heard from you lately?"


I can't even with this shit

[Anoat]

"just leave me alone, not mad at you or anything but just need to be alone right now"
*days pass*
"hey why haven't I heard from you lately?"


guys, is this what dating women is like? because if it is I don't enjoy it.

Some times. Just imagine it gets worse when one wants sexy time and the other doesn't. Usually goes like this.

Her: "I'm not in the mood."
Him: *sighs dejectedly* "Okay...."

Him: "I'm not in the mood."
Her: "LOL U GAY OR WHAT"

[dasva]

It gets better when she then says she really was in the mood all those times just didn't want to appear to eager. Then next time rolls around and nope that was definitely a lie

[Yuri-G]

wait




as a dude I'm allowed to sometimes not be in the mood?!

[Spicyryan]

wait




as a dude I'm allowed to sometimes not be in the mood?!

Men get stuck with stigmas. #mentoo

[zoobernut]

It gets better when she then says she really was in the mood all those times just didn't want to appear to eager. Then next time rolls around and nope that was definitely a lie

My wife has this strange habit of being in the mood and making it obvious but then when we are done making fun of me for being so horny all the time. I don't get it but whatever.

[Zetanio]

Fucking car won’t pass emissions. It’s also no longer under warranty so it’s a 7k fix according to the bmw dealership. God damn VA.

Any NJ/NY peeps can give me a heads up on how to register a vehicle up there? Just gonna do that shit and use my family addresses.

If it won't pass in VA, it prolly won't pass up here bruh.

[Anoat]

Tried the new Mountain Dew flavor, Ice, today. It tastes almost exactly like Sprite, but not caffeine free. Meh.

[dasva]

My wife has this strange habit of being in the mood and making it obvious but then when we are done making fun of me for being so horny all the time. I don't get it but whatever.

We? So you take part in making fun of yourself with her with her games? Game over man game over

[zoobernut]

We? So you take part in making fun of yourself with her with her games? Game over man game over

There is a comma there or at least there should have been. OR is that a semi colon? Damn I am not sure which punctuation would have been appropriate there but I missed it either way.

[dasva]

There is a comma there or at least there should have been. OR is that a semi colon? Damn I am not sure which punctuation would have been appropriate there but I missed it either way.

There wasn't so read it as when we are done making fun of me lol. Idk man girls are weird.

Another fwp customer comes and insists on paying us via paypal. I'm like what no cash or check they doing a whole spiel about how easy it is and how everyone is doing it. Bitch literally no one has ever tried to do this in the 8+ years the business has had a walk in store front. Very common my ass

[Brill Weave]

"just leave me alone, not mad at you or anything but just need to be alone right now"
*days pass*
"hey why haven't I heard from you lately?"


I can't even with this shit

So you were talking to yourself again huh?