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    Idk, it sucks that she read into the evening something that wasn't there. She even says as much with "all you guys are the same", as if she was expecting something else when she capped the evening by going home with him. Maybe the proper expectation is Aziz should have said "I want sex on the first date" lol. But who the hell talks expectations on a first date? Shit, most guys I know would run to the hills if a girl started talking about that during dinner.

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    It's going to be even more hilarious when guys get shut down, stop trying and then get called a fag by the women. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Idk, it sucks that she read into the evening something that wasn't there. She even says as much with "all you guys are the same", as if she was expecting something else when she capped the evening by going home with him. Maybe the proper expectation is Aziz should have said "I want sex on the first date" lol. But who the hell talks expectations on a first date? Shit, most guys I know would run to the hills if a girl started talking about that during dinner.
    Two people did this to me last year. I was heading over to their place (fully expecting sex) and they texted me asking what my expectations were. I told them mabye watch some netflix, mess around or whatever they're comfortable with doing. They said they wanted sex and I was like okay, cool. This is gay world though so nudes were already exchanged etc. I wouldn't agree to messing around with someone without seeing what they're packing. Too many ... disappointments. #sizematters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    It's going to be even more hilarious when guys get shut down, stop trying and then get called a fag by the women. LOL
    Bro.

    BRO.

    I once turned down a bj by my then gf cause I had a Sea event with my LS and homey wanted that torque. She then asked if I was gay, and it took everything I had to bite my tongue and say "no, I know you won't finish the job and I ain't looking to do all the work when I could just jack it faster and better myself."

    Teenage dating is the worst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    Maybe it is time for the species to die? Slowed population growth wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
    Japan already ahead of us on that front

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Idk, it sucks that she read into the evening something that wasn't there. She even says as much with "all you guys are the same", as if she was expecting something else when she capped the evening by going home with him. Maybe the proper expectation is Aziz should have said "I want sex on the first date" lol. But who the hell talks expectations on a first date? Shit, most guys I know would run to the hills if a girl started talking about that during dinner.

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    I was wondering if Aziz paid for dinner like a gentleman? Or did she pay for the meal? Or did they go halves

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    "I did something I wasn't comfortable with, then I tried to blame the other person involved because I don't want to be responsible for my own behavior."


    why are we still talking about this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Bro.

    BRO.

    I once turned down a bj by my then gf cause I had a Sea event with my LS and homey wanted that torque. She then asked if I was gay, and it took everything I had to bite my tongue and say "no, I know you won't finish the job and I ain't looking to do all the work when I could just jack it faster and better myself."

    Teenage dating is the worst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    iunno man i generally only have sex with girls that you know want to have sex with me and are capable of admitting it. if they feel the need to play hard to get then they can play at finding themselves another man i have neither the time nor the patience for the Mickey Mouse junior high school girl shit.
    Not to sound too condescending but that's nice for you but it's not like reasonable to expect the entire world to be like that. Not ever woman or man either is going to be hot to trot all the time and in full awareness of their sexuality and be able to fully admit it. Not by far. Shit son weren't you ever hesitant at some point? Also some people play innocence and such is their kink so stop kink shaming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    My insane monogamy is awesome.
    When's the wedding!?! You better have an open bar

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    My female roommate just told me saying that everyone should pick up on non verbal cues is ableist because you can't expect autistic people or someone on the spectrum to be able to pick up on those.

    So there's that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrath View Post
    My female roommate just told me saying that everyone should pick up on non verbal cues is ableist because you can't expect autistic people or someone on the spectrum to be able to pick up on those.

    So there's that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koul View Post
    Two people did this to me last year. I was heading over to their place (fully expecting sex) and they texted me asking what my expectations were. I told them mabye watch some netflix, mess around or whatever they're comfortable with doing. They said they wanted sex and I was like okay, cool. This is gay world though so nudes were already exchanged etc. I wouldn't agree to messing around with someone without seeing what they're packing. Too many ... disappointments. #sizematters
    Maybe Aziz isn't packing, so she was like LOL no thanks.

    What is considered packing? 6 and above?
    Asking for a friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    It's going to be even more hilarious when guys get shut down, stop trying and then get called a fag by the women. LOL
    I've actually been called a pussy for it. Then told if you want it you gunna have to take it. I was like wait wut... I'm so confused and aroused right now

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    My ex used to have rape fantasies. Wanted me to act on it but I never quite felt comfortable enough going for that >_>

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    Can someone else please be accused of sexual assault so we can move on from Aziz Ansari.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Maybe Aziz isn't packing, so she was like LOL no thanks.

    What is considered packing? 6 and above?
    Asking for a friend.
    Well he is short so maybe?

    I've found each girl has a different idea depending on experience. Like one ex thought she was a pro at "deep throating" the guy before me who was like 4 max and fat and had no idea how to handle me. Another who actually had experience called me Monster cock to her friends. While others I've known have been like yep good enough. Then I know one girl who claims she only wanted ones that were at least as thick as her wrist (well she said arm it became apparent she really meant wrist) and foot long lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Can someone else please be accused of sexual assault so we can move on from Aziz Ansari.
    I was a long time ago. But it was a break up sympathy ploy to get mutual friends in the breakup. Which somewhat backfired when she started saying things like how it wasn't that bad and wanted to get back together lol. And I was like maybe as a side piece but your crazy ass aint gunna be gf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Maybe Aziz isn't packing, so she was like LOL no thanks.

    What is considered packing? 6 and above?
    Asking for a friend.
    I was humoring myself with that too. Maybe she was just grossed out by his dick so she was trying to get outta the situation lol I've done that plenty of times

    I'd say 6.5 is "ideal" for sweet spot hitting. anything lower and #goodluckman

    packing is like 8+. You can be a lazy fucker with something like that cuz it will just innately hit the good spots without any technique.

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    Is this a good time to throw in a "good luck young men™"?

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