Hollywood: Sexual assault whack-a-mole

[DrClout]

Once upon a time, my wife decided to watch the Miss Texas pageant. I thought it was boring so I decided to go play some Diablo 2. Minutes later, I hear her shout "YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! DAN GET IN HERE NOW!" I was like awww shit what did I do.... She points at the TV and says "look who is Miss San Antonio" It was my ex girlfriend. LOL

She never watched another beauty pageant ever again.

Dust yah shoulders off fam

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[Zetanio]

Plot Twist: It was the Teen Miss Texas contest.

[dasva]

Speaking of Miss Texas

Though the Miss America Organization eliminated the swimsuit portion of its competition Tuesday, this year’s Miss Texas Scholarship Pageant will proceed as planned — including swimwear.

Suck it Miss America. Texas still making sure to fielding someone that looks good in swimwear

[NynJa]

Brock Turner judge recalled, lol

Good, that guy was a fucking embarassment to the legal system.

[Yuri-G]

Good, that guy was a fucking embarassment to the legal system.

fam, on this one we can agree. absolutely.

[dasva]

Jamie Foxx ’emphatically denies’ sexual assault claim

attending a party at the actor’s house when he tried to get her to perform oral sex. She claims when she refused, Foxx struck her in the face with his penis.

following the incident she later had to receive treatment for a severe panic attack at a hospital

[TsingTao]

For sure way to see if this is true

1) Whip it out
2) Smack someone in the face with it
3) See if they have a panic attack

It's science.

[NynJa]

Jamie Foxx ’emphatically denies’ sexual assault claim

Either she was already on her knees or is 4 ft tall...or he did a jumping roundhouse penis slap to smack her in the face with his penis.

[Tokitoki]

Possible she was sitting as well.

[NynJa]

Possible she was sitting as well.

Thats no fun.

[TummieGaruda]

One thing I learned today from that article, his real name is Eric Marlon Bishop

[Anoat]

RIP Spawn remake if that one is true.

[dasva]

Either she was already on her knees or is 4 ft tall...or he did a jumping roundhouse penis slap to smack her in the face with his penis.

Could've been doing a hand stand. Once say a guy who really had to take a piss but the only nearby funnel was like 4 ft up... so yeah he made it work.

That said a roundhouse penis slap sounds like some funny ass porn

For sure way to see if this is true

1) Whip it out
2) Smack someone in the face with it
3) See if they have a panic attack

It's science.

I tested it out already. No panic attack. Though no refusal of bj either so meh

[Zetanio]

Fleshlight doesn't count fam.

[Rhyis.]

or he did a jumping roundhouse penis slap to smack her in the face with his penis.

I'd really like to see this in action now.

[dasva]

Fleshlight doesn't count fam.

Idk I'd probably have a panic attack if someone slapped me with a fleshlight

[Zetanio]

Same.

[TummieGaruda]

[NynJa]

But there is no D in fleshlight.

[Zealot]

There's one in that chick's face though.

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