Spoiler Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Spoiler Thread (It's not canon anyways)

[Inshiya]

Watched this again. I honestly just can't respect anyone's opinion that this wasn't a shit movie. It's like listening to someone defend Trump's intelligence. The entire plot/script is a mess. When it's not boring, it's just stupid. The 3-4 badass scenes in it change nothing.

[Zealot]

Watched this again. I honestly just can't respect anyone's opinion that this wasn't a shit movie. It's like listening to someone defend Trump's intelligence. The entire plot/script is a mess. When it's not boring, it's just stupid. The 3-4 badass scenes in it change nothing.

Funny, I have the exact opposite view on the movie and yet didn't lose my understanding of subjective taste.

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[Kainos]

[Krazy]

All I've gotten from this thread is that Star Wars fans are the worst.

[dasva]

And always have been

[Deftscythe]

Too bad there's no repository of what fans thought when Empire was released. I bet a lot of people were bullshit about the Vader reveal and the movie ending on a cliffhanger.

[Xno Kappa]

"Maybe we'll shoot 3 snoke movies for them."

lmao

[Tyrath]

Too bad there's no repository of what fans thought when Empire was released. I bet a lot of people were bullshit about the Vader reveal and the movie ending on a cliffhanger.

Empire actually came out to mixed reviews at the time

http://www.starwars.com/news/critica...iginal-reviews

[Zealot]

I also remember Empire, it was the second entry in its trilogy and all about how the main character from the first one had gone off to a remote world to find a Jedi Master in self-imposed exile for failing to prevent a student falling to the dark side which resulted in the slaughter of his order and eventual fall of the entire Republic. The main character finds the Jedi Master but he is reluctant to provide training, and even though he eventually agrees the MC has visions through the Force that make him go off to seek out the main villain before completing training over the warnings of the Jedi Master.

Meanwhile the Rebels go to a decadent city maintained by its close connection to the bad guys to seek out someone who can help them fight said bad guys. They find who they're looking for but he ends up betraying them. While all this is happening the bad guys pursue a Rebel craft through the galaxy.

The main character eventually does reach the main villain and after a fight the villain reveals a tragic truth about the main character's parentage, then offers that they overthrow the current order and join forces to rule the galaxy together. Eventually after a lightsaber fight starring Luke Skywalker all the main cast escapes on the Millennium Falcon.

Oh also during the course of the movie a rebel base on a primarily-white planet is destroyed by a bad guy attack and there are lots of giant long-legged walking robots.

But yeah, the plot of Last Jedi made no sense and was boring/stupid.

[Obsidian]

Funny, I have the exact opposite view on the movie and yet didn't lose my understanding of subjective taste.

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No man, he watched it twice so he's clearly right.

[dasva]

Pretty sure the movie was stunning and brave

[Niiro]

Lady with pink hair and a white male antagonist?

SJW propaganda confirmed.

[Tyrath]

Yo that hair was closer to purple. Let's not adaman hauberk the shit out of this.

[kuronosan]

I also remember Empire, it was the second entry in its trilogy and all about how the main character from the first one had gone off to a remote world to find a Jedi Master in self-imposed exile for failing to prevent a student falling to the dark side which resulted in the slaughter of his order and eventual fall of the entire Republic. The main character finds the Jedi Master but he is reluctant to provide training, and even though he eventually agrees the MC has visions through the Force that make him go off to seek out the main villain before completing training over the warnings of the Jedi Master.

Meanwhile the Rebels go to a decadent city maintained by its close connection to the bad guys to seek out someone who can help them fight said bad guys. They find who they're looking for but he ends up betraying them. While all this is happening the bad guys pursue a Rebel craft through the galaxy.

The main character eventually does reach the main villain and after a fight the villain reveals a tragic truth about the main character's parentage, then offers that they overthrow the current order and join forces to rule the galaxy together. Eventually after a lightsaber fight starring Luke Skywalker all the main cast escapes on the Millennium Falcon.

Oh also during the course of the movie a rebel base on a primarily-white planet is destroyed by a bad guy attack and there are lots of giant long-legged walking robots.

But yeah, the plot of Last Jedi made no sense and was boring/stupid.

Now you get it.

[Moss]

But yeah, the plot of Last Jedi made no sense and was boring/stupid.

gtfo with that terrible strawman lol

Also "the story beats are vaguely similar therefore the quality is also similar"... no.

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[Zealot]

gtfo with that terrible strawman lol

Also "the story beats are vaguely similar therefore the quality is also similar"... no.

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Go fuck yourself.

[Zealot]

"Vaguely similar," Jesus Christ.

[Moss]

Go fuck yourself.

Sensitive because one person hated on your opinion? Maybe take a break from the interwebs?

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[Zealot]

Sensitive because one person hated on your opinion? Maybe take a break from the interwebs?

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Go fuck yourself.

[Moss]

"Vaguely similar," Jesus Christ.

I was being concise. Some of your comparisons were more similar than others

"They went to a rich planet and were betrayed by a guy"

Ok...

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