Predisent Donald J. Trump: Drone Wars Episode IV: A New Button

[archibaldcrane]

This is fun too.

https://www.axios.com/the-wolff-line...522675021.html

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[Kaslo]

[Day]

"sloppy steve" is too fucking good lmao

[Zealot]

He said as cheese from a Big Mac dripped into his bed.

[Mertron]

twitter

[The Oval Office at night. The room is dark, the POTUS sits at his desk alone. Isolated. The camera pans over his shoulder at the legal pad he’s furiously writing on]
“Stupid Steve- eh
Skeevy Steve- nah
Smelly Steve- too much
Stinky Steve- see above
Sloppy Steve- winner!!”

[Day]

He said as cheese from a Big Mac dripped into his bed.

Big Macs are delicious

[Roranora]

This is fun too.

https://www.axios.com/the-wolff-line...522675021.html

"Some ... concluded that he didn't read because he just didn't have to, and that in fact this was one of his key attributes as a populist. He was postliterate — total television."

"Here was a key Trump White House rationale: expertise, that liberal virtue, was overrated."

postliterate is good

"At points on the day's spectrum of adverse political developments, he could have moments of, almost everyone would admit, irrationality. When that happened, he was alone in his anger and not approachable by anyone."

not surprising but still, sad and incredible. i wonder how often his happens, i imagine several times a week at least

[Fiye]

He said as secret sauce from a Big Mac dripped into his bed.

ftfy

[Surealistic]

more like trump goes to burger king, says hes best friends with the king, mcdonalds is full of rapists and murders, then uses taxpayer money to buy all the food, and yes, eats it all himself

[Fiye]

https://blog.twitter.com/official/en...d-twitter.html

Also Twitter reinforces (again) they will never ever ban Trump and prevent a nuclear war over a tweet.

We are all going to fucking die.

[Moss]

more like trump goes to burger king, says hes best friends with the king, mcdonalds is full of rapists and murders, then uses taxpayer money to buy all the food, and yes, eats it all himself

Then he shits on the kids

[Surealistic]

Then he shits on the kids

and blames it on obama

[Dimmauk]

and blames it on obama

This lady called Limbaugh and said that if we get nuked, it will be the democrats fault. "Bill sold our satellites, Hillary sold the uranium, and Obama gave Iran the money"

[Zealot]

This makes me so mad I'm going to go home and yell at the Gorilla Channel.

[Moss]

This lady called Limbaugh and said that if we get nuked, it will be the democrats fault. "Bill sold our satellites, Hillary sold the uranium, and Obama gave Iran the money"

Einstein was a democrat too amirite

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[Niiro]

[Fiye]

nice boobage

[archibaldcrane]

Pretty good short read

https://www.gq.com/story/michael-wol...e-trump-access

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[Shuichi]

Pretty good short read

https://www.gq.com/story/michael-wol...e-trump-access

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Good read indeed. This part is some delicious shade:

the media pool playing along with Sarah Sanders during press conferences—conferences where Sanders openly lies and pisses on democracy—to access merchants like Maggie Haberman doling out Trump gossip like so many bread crumbs

[Niiro]

This is fun too.

https://www.axios.com/the-wolff-line...522675021.html

From the article below that one:

Not only that: "Due to unprecedented demand, we are moving the on-sale date for all formats ... to [today] from the [previous] on-sale date of [next] Tuesday."

Damnit, that would have been perfect.