2018 MMA Thread - Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiasts Enter Here

[Xno Kappa]

Ngannou vs Fury today for those who forgot like myself.

[Krandor]

Ring walk time is around 5:40 PM EST

Some of the undercard is pretty decent though, throwing out a bit later after I do some chores and get a haircut

[Andalusian girls]

putting my life savings on Ngannou

[Krandor]

Last I saw it was +1080 for Ngannou, if I was in state that let me sports bet (fuck you California) I'd absolutely throw like a hundred on the surprise win

God I wish at least one of those sports betting props had passed. I live like half a mile from an Indian casino so I would have taken either but nope

[Krandor]

Just reading the bit about the arena they're using was built in only 60 days. Can't imagine the complete lack of safety standards

[Mertron]

you know what, you guys convinced me. just a tidy little $50 on ngannou

[Xno Kappa]

Sure why not

[Xno Kappa]

The commentary praising the Saudis and their sportswashing is pretty cringe.

[Krandor]

The production on this feels very amateurish, like why are all the shots of the building from behind it?

Par for the course with most big middle eastern events I guess, like someone put a really nice coat of paint over a poorly made pinewood derby car.

[Krandor]

Conor's head looking extra big, man clearly still on a heavy diet of HGH

[Xno Kappa]

That’s a fine and suspension for Adelaye. Clown talked mad shit and got destroyed. Now he wants to push and swing at the ref for doing his job.

[Krandor]

I would like for this whole "ring coming out of the floor" thing to break and everyone involved to look silly.

[Krandor]

Exposed elbows and forearms on a woman?

How scandalous

[Andalusian girls]

the UFC has its own issues but jesus christ nothing wastes someone's time like a boxing card on non-sports horseshit

i'm gaming and studying on the side and this shit is still dragging on for fuckin ever

[Xno Kappa]

I went to the store to grab some veggies and grill some steaks after I heard “opening ceremonies.” Come back and this shit is still on.

[Krandor]

45 minutes behind schedule from when ring walks were originally set, jfc

[Krandor]

Did Ngannou get lost on his way to the ring or something

[Xno Kappa]

Tessitore really deep throating the Saudis geez. “This is not a typical crossover. This is a grand multicultural event that’s drawn celebrities together from all over the world.”

Shit is embarrassing at this point. I just want to watch Fury jab Ngannou to death after Francis blows his load in the first two minutes.

[Andalusian girls]

every time he referred to a little oil princeling as his excellency full body cringe, grown ass man paying mind to some made up game of thrones titles smdh

[Xno Kappa]

I don’t think I’ll ever get used to a bald headed Lennox Lewis