2018 MMA Thread - Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiasts Enter Here

[Andalusian girls]

i still watch the big cards and keep up with it pretty good, same with boxing and muay thai when big fights happen. UFC is def in a nadir tho the quality of the average card is down and there isn't as much star power. so many shitty Fight Night cards. enjoy One's muay thai / kickboxing based cards more than the average UFC these days.

[Richybear]

Probably see a 47/48 year old Cain return before Conor steps back into the ring to tap out in 35 seconds though

[Krandor]

I don't think Cain has any knees left to fight with at this point

[Rhyis.]

i watch maybe half a dozen cards a year now. it ain't what it once was

islam is an elite fighter in any era but most of the champs in this era kinda blow, which says even worse things for the rest of the roster

[Andalusian girls]

Topuria KO'd Max and Volk back to back which is maybe the best 2-fight win streak in MMA history

but in general ya. Belal Du Plessis and Ank are weak as hell + Jones refusing to unify with Aspinall is an embarrassment. Zhang Weili is one of the only interesting women but she fights once a year.

[Celeras]

DDP does not deserve the slander of being mentioned with those other guys, and might be the only thing besides his own immune system that can save us from Khazmat

[Celeras]

Good to see classic Volk again, I hope he realized those short notice fights were a mistake and takes his time for the next defense (or hangs it up).

Paddy whooped Chandler's ass, and bitchmade Bryce Mitchell choked the fuck out. Solid card.

[Dimmauk]

Good to see classic Volk again, I hope he realized those short notice fights were a mistake and takes his time for the next defense (or hangs it up).

Paddy whooped Chandler's ass, and bitchmade Bryce Mitchell choked the fuck out. Solid card.

Good fights last night.

Special appearance by: Shitstorm, Master blaster, Cancun cruz, Brainworm, and friends

[Andalusian girls]

Chandler giving up the last two years of his prime waiting around for a coked out Irish rapist just to finish his career getting smashed by Paddy is p funny

good on Volk tho he handled a bigger younger KO artist bout as well as you could hope coming back from getting KO'd himself

[Xno Kappa]

Today’s card is sponsored by Fatal Fury lmao. Shit is everywhere.

[Dimmauk]

I'm I the only one surprised that merab was able to jump out of the octagon and shake Trump's hand? Do we even have Secret service or was this planned? Would this happen with a Mexican fighter?

[Krandor]

Dana says Jon is now retired and Aspinall is the champ

Related, Jones is under police investigation for a car crash that happened back in February

The criminal complaint stated an Albuquerque Police Officer was investigating a traffic crash near San Mateo and Lomas when she came across a woman in the front passenger seat of one of the cars "exhibiting signs of significant intoxication and lacking clothing from the waist down."

The woman reportedly said Jones was the driver, but fled the scene on foot. She then called Jones, the complaint stated, and a police service aide spoke to the man on the other end of the call believed to be Jones. He "appeared to be heavily intoxicated and made statements implying his capacity to employ lethal force through third parties" to the PSA, the court record stated.

The PSA requested backup after what was believed to be a threat, when a police officer then talked to Jones and said similar "allusions to violence" were made.

The man on the phone never answered direct questions about whether he was Jones, the complaint stated.

[Celeras]

Like fine wine

[Andalusian girls]

Van and Royval just fuckin threw down in fight of the year

[Celeras]

Royval vs. Van just banged to the tune of 344 significant strikes (3 rounds), shame flyweights cant KO anybody because that was a SCRAP.

[edit] damn you

[Andalusian girls]

Oliveira my love

not surprising given how reckless he is and how hard Topuria hits but still dep. knocking out Holloway, Volk, and Charles back to back to back is prolly the best streak in MMA history. gg to the wee Spaniard.

[Celeras]

I wanted Charles to humble this kid so bad, one defense and he moves up to chase a second division(and I hated his ass for calling out LOLCONOR???? after 1 fight). Seems so unearned and cocky...

...until you say the names he's just run through. Would have loved Islam to stay put for one more but you can understand why he saw his shot with JDM, two division glory is a helluva drug.

[Celeras]

@4:45 if timestamp doesn't work. I recommend skipping because this guy is annoying lol.

I couldn't care less but it's not a non-issue given the number of guys who have been screwjobbed by 0.5 before.

[Krandor]

https://x.com/ringmagazine/status/1940841632791753101

[Andalusian girls]

couldn't have done it before the fight smh