2018 MMA Thread - Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiasts Enter Here

[Xno Kappa]

eh i'm with Rogan fuck all this shit. Khabib assaulted a civilian for no reason, Conor for all his failings and bus assaults got sucker punched hard despite not being a part of it, the bullshit will overshadow all the great performances tonight, makes the sport look bad. no excuse.

Like the sport matters at this point.

This is probably the weakest "strongest" card in MMA history.

[tyven]

All of this is on the UFC. Never should have let those two anywhere near each other after the bus shit. I’m surprised Conor didn’t get stabbed in the cage by one of those dudes after the fight. Khabib keeps a gang of savages

[Matthias]

Well word around the campfire is that Khabib will be retiring. So if that’s true, might as well go out with a bang.

[Thunder]

Oh please! God forbid someone did something this fight. Khabib isn't allowed to instigate coke fueled rage against buses.

listen, khabib didn't even have the decency to throw a dolly at civilians like a gentleman so fuck him and his religion of peace

[Andalusian girls]

oh lord the memes have already begun Twitter is exploding with that shot of Khabib hopping the fence

[tyven]

Well word around the campfire is that Khabib will be retiring. So if that’s true, might as well go out with a bang.

Really? What’s the reasoning? Time to be a mob enforcer?

[Matthias]

No idea. Around 8:45. It’s Schaub so take it with a grain of salt but that seems to be the word going around.

https://youtu.be/YQ5uO64JW4U

[Delirium]

All of this is on the UFC. Never should have let those two anywhere near each other after the bus shit. I’m surprised Conor didn’t get stabbed in the cage by one of those dudes after the fight. Khabib keeps a gang of savages

Exactly this.

[Dimmauk]

It was funny to see khabib go after someone else, that person gives him the nolan ryan punch attack and he then retreated.

[Rhyis.]

A gang of dudes throw dollies at your boys bus months back, shits gonna hit the fan eventually

[Rhyis.]

[tyven]

A gang of dudes throw dollies at your boys bus months back, shits gonna hit the fan eventually

Not to mention the gang of shit Conor talked. Didn’t he say Khabib’s manager was a 9/11 terrorist? Talked shit about his religion too, Khabib like the craziest believer in the entire org.

You don’t get to do those things to a guy who grows up in a place like Dagestan and not have your soul snatched

[Thunder]

"The governor was here. The governor ran out of the building. That's not good" - Dana

lol, I bet khabib's swinging his fist at dillon will end up being "worse" than conor throwing a 50-80lb piece of metal at chiesa/rose/borg/etc

[Rhyis.]

When the PRIDE 31 Chute Boxe/Hammer House brawl broke out, dudes were legitimately left unconscious on the floor when the all dust settled.
Shit, I'd argue the Mayhem/Diaz Strikeforce brawl was worse than this one.

[Andalusian girls]

"The governor was here. The governor ran out of the building. That's not good" - Dana

lol, I bet khabib's swinging his fist at dillon will end up being "worse" than conor throwing a 50-80lb piece of metal at chiesa/rose/borg/etc

oh Khabib's fucked, the governor directly oversees the Athletic Commission. Dana gonna have to put in work or he'll have a LW champ that can never fight in Vegas again.

[Matthias]

Dana already saying NSAC withholding Khabib’s check, which was supposed to be 2 mil. Ouch. Not sure if they mean permanently or pending an investigation, but yeah.

[Rhyis.]

Unless there's a clause in UFC fighters contracts about post fight shenanigans, there's no way they can fully keep his money from him.
They can fine him at best.

[Matthias]

Confirmed: Conor punched first. Not exactly surprising. https://www.scrapdigest.com/watch-ne...punched-first/

[Krandor]

Damn, I missed a fucking party.

Guess Conor and his crew learned what happens when they fuck with the real mob goons.

[Xno Kappa]

Maybe we can finally go back to when meritocracy in mma was a thing. “Connor” and his fairweather fans might finally disappear after this mauling that anyone with half a brain for the sport predicted.