2018 MMA Thread - Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiasts Enter Here

[Dimmauk]

Pettis just killed Wonderboy.

LOL @ superman punch KO

[DrClout]

Hey guys quick announcement, I’ve decided to retire from the sport formally known as “Mixed Martial Art” today.
I wish all my old colleagues well going forward in competition.
I now join my former partners on this venture, already in retirement.
Proper Pina Coladas on me fellas!

He did it. The fucking mad Titan did it!!!!!

[Delirium]

He did it. The fucking mad Titan did it!!!!!

By did it, you meant did it again. He has "retired" before.

[DrClout]

By did it, you meant did it again. He has "retired" before.

Yes.

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[Krandor]

My initial reaction is that it's Conor being a drama queen and pretend retiring as a negotiation tactic (again). Then I see Dana acting like it's legit and I know my initial thought is correct.

[Rhyis.]

I think it's legit. The easy money is done for Conor and any more losses will destroy his image.
Dude was never in it for legacy from the get go.

[Andalusian girls]

rumors were true, Conor under investigation for sexual assault in Ireland

[Xno Kappa]

Conor too busy raping and fathering bastards across Ireland coked up to have time for MMA.

[Krandor]

Gonna have to unretire to pay all the legal fees and child support.

[Gryffes]

Cejudo vs Moraes for TJs vacant bantamweight title. Feels a bit thin considering a single defence but I guess that's the ufc these days.

It also sounds like Jon Jones vs Stipe Miocic is being lined up, they're both talking like it's a done deal.

[DrClout]

Not really ready to see coked up Jones vs Stone Cold Stipe

[Matthias]

Bones is fighting Thiago Santos next.

[AidenCarby]

RIP

[Krandor]

TJ Dillashaw got slapped with a 2 year for testing positive for EPO. Good lord did this shit go down hill fast for the UFC.

[Rhyis.]

i said years ago drug testing would kill the sport eventually. all the major sports out there barely do drug testing, why move away from a winning formula? you ain't he Olympics

[Gryffes]

[DrClout]

Cody called dat lmao

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[AidenCarby]

Cody called dat lmao

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Then promptly got knocked the fuck out again, I'm ok with that one lol

[DrClout]

Then promptly got knocked the fuck out again, I'm ok with that one lol

Agreed lol

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[Gryffes]