2018 MMA Thread - Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiasts Enter Here

[Xno Kappa]

Should go full retard and do it on a cruise ship in international waters or some shit.

[Richybear]

But how fast would Khabib fly or escape the motherland if Dana was like "Yo, you get your shot vs GSP instead"

[Krandor]

H O L Y Fuck Dana

Dana is buying a fucking island to hold UFC events - https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/06/dana-...hts-joe-rogan/

[Xno Kappa]

Yo fuck it I'll definitely watch.

[Delirium]

What happens when someone gets cut open badly or concussed something? What kinda doctors are they going to have? This sounds recklessly insane to me.

[Meph]

didnt trump have a talk with all sports-heads inc. dana recently? maybe he got an island ;D

[Krandor]

Dana is also refusing to reveal where UFC 249 is happening because ‘creepy people’ will ‘attack and make phone calls’

Apparently not even the fighters will know where they're fighting.

https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1...306084864?s=20

[Rhyis.]

Apparently he's buying a private island somewhere and they're going to hold the event on this island... there are so many logistic and legal nightmares that will come from this all to not even have the fight everyone actually wanted to see. It's amazing to me.

Edit, apparently I'm Valisking

[Krandor]

249 isn't on the island, it's somewhere on the West Coast of the US. Most likely on an Indian reservation (rumor has it being the Tachi Palace) since no athletic commission right now would approve an event.

[Xno Kappa]

This kinda reminds me of the Fyre Festival lol.

[Rhyis.]

i said to do it on an indian reservation jokingly... so of course they're actually going to do it lol

[Rhyis.]

Dana fought the law and the law won. UFC 249 officially cancelled.

[Krandor]

To the surprise of no one

Edit : apparently it was ESPN and Disney who shut it down

[Rhyis.]

I've been hearing this still didn't have a properly sanctioned commission governing the event so all the broadcast partners were like:

[Xno Kappa]

I still don’t get what was Dana’s obsession to try and put this together. Especially after Tony/Khabib fell through.

[Rhyis.]

obviously lol

[chazzyphizzle]

those strippers aint gonna pay to fuck themselves

[Andalusian girls]

unprecedented goofcon levels

[Andalusian girls]

but Tony-Khabib lives so eh, was p sure Gaethje was gonna pull off the upset.

[Andalusian girls]

249 is a go in Florida tomorrow, Jacare has COVID and is out, Stephens misses weight by a fuckton but is still in