2018 MMA Thread - Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiasts Enter Here

[Andalusian girls]

laughs in Randy Couture and Bernard Hopkins

[Rhyis.]

[Andalusian girls]

Cody absolutely pieced up by a jab

[Krandor]

July 24th for Fury vs Wilder 3

[Xno Kappa]

Cody absolutely pieced up by a jab

Damn I missed it! Lmao

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In boxing news; Manny Pacquiao vs Errol Spence on August 21.

I feel this should be an interesting and exciting fight, but I am genuinely worried for Pacquiao. If Jeff Horn gave him trouble, and Marquez knocked him out cold, I feel Pacquiao may have bit off more than he can chew with Spence. Hopefully it turns out to be a good fight, but for him and his family's sake I hope the ATG stays retired and lives happily ever after.

On a much less important note, Georges St-Pierre vs De La Hoya exhibition for September was shot down by Dana White. I find it amazing a fighter can be retired from the UFC, and Dana White can still have that type of control over them.

[Xno Kappa]

Really dumb fight. Sucks we’ll never get to see Spence vs Crawford.

[Mertron]

i can’t believe it’s been nine years since manny got knocked out cold

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Really dumb fight. Sucks we’ll never get to see Spence vs Crawford.

That's the fight that should have happened for sure. Instead we get Pac vs Spence and I hope it has nothing to do with owing taxes to two different governments.

Too bad we aren't getting Fury vs Joshua either.

[Andalusian girls]

Really dumb fight. Sucks we’ll never get to see Spence vs Crawford.

Crawford gonna be one of the great what if talents wasted the end of his prime fighting bums and has-beens at welterweight

[Anoat]

Jake Paul and Tyron Woodley have agreed to a boxing match, the first in Paul’s multi fight deal with Showtime Boxing. No date or location set yet.

[Krandor]

Like... unless he's planning to throw the fight I'd have to assume Woodley easily wins here. Even as washed as he is he's exponentially more dangerous of a striker then Askren ever was.

If Paul wins tho my god, might just have to shut down MMA as a sport.

[mahler05]

Woodley is a shell of his former self. It’s very telling the matchup was supposedly mike perry now this… sure theres KO power that can put Jake away but if he wants to test himself why is it all people past their prime? I know he doesn’t want a legit hard fight but how does anyone besides his die hard fans care about this.

[Rhyis.]

it's like couture/toney but in reverse imo. mma striking is closer to muay thai than it is boxing, shits just different

[Andalusian girls]

well Woodley is 40 and on a 0-4 streak but unlike Askren he can actually throw a punch so aye should bang out Paul. even shot and at that age be p god damn embarrassing to lose to a mediocre amateur that's three/four years into training.

[Celeras]

Idk what ya'll are on but Woodley was a barely competent striker and should be absolutely dismantled by any amateur boxer... and that's in his prime. It's probably going to be Askren-level ugly at 40.

[Andalusian girls]

Woodley outstruck Wonderboy, Lawler, Gastelum, Condit, and Till, and even washed just hurt Luque when he finally started punching, foh with barely competent striker.

[Celeras]

19 wins, 7 by decision, 5 by submission, 7 by KO.

19 wins, 7 by decision, 6 by submission, 6 by KO.

One of those is Tyron Woodley. The other is

Spoiler: show

BEN ASKREN

List names all you want, ya'll setting yourselves up big time

[Krandor]

I mean have you actually watched him fight or are you just reading their Wikipedia pages?

https://gfycat.com/goodfragranthawai...oodley-ufc-mma

He could absolutely be classified as competent at minimum.

[Celeras]

He could absolutely be classified as competent at minimum.

Literally what I said