2018 MMA Thread - Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiasts Enter Here

[Xno Kappa]

Ochocinco actually had some decent fundamentals lol. But you play football, you don’t play boxing homey.

[Xno Kappa]

“He got up he thought he was in a Publix.”

I need more desus and mero boxing commentary in my life.

[Krandor]

Desus and Mero + Mauro is fantastic

[Andalusian girls]

oh shi it's those cats lmao, explains the clowning.

and ya Ocho did about as well as you can expect for an amateur that's been at for it for what six months? props for the heart to get back up.

[Xno Kappa]

This is actually a legit fight. Always been a fan of Hurd.

[Xno Kappa]

It’s raining like crazy holy shit lol

[Xno Kappa]

Man Hurd looks fucking awful. Arias has been landing that overhand right at will.

[Andalusian girls]

Arias put the pace on him. Hurd too low output the grind wore him down.

last punch was a clear KD too what a shitty reffing job. guess it makes up for the non-knockdown earlier.

[Xno Kappa]

Split decision lmao

[Krandor]

lol how the fuck is that a split decision

[Mertron]

my stream appears to be behind

[Xno Kappa]

Holy shit Arias was a +850 underdog lol. FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[Gryffes]

You just gotta enjoy boxing, knowing that at least 1 judge was bought - and whichever the A side is has a +2 round advantage on the scorecards.
If it's a triple A fight then +3-4 rounds for the A side.

Never expect anything other than incompetence and corruption and you'll never be disappointed.
And if it's the last fight on a fighters contract with a promoter, expect the screwjob.

[Xno Kappa]

Pretty sure Colina’s shorts were just bought half an hour ago at Walmart.

[Xno Kappa]

My man just wanna hug ref! Why you gotta do him like this!?

[Krandor]

Don't think Colina speaks a single word of English, has no idea what the ref is saying to him

[Mertron]

oh this is gonna end poorly

[Xno Kappa]

Get this fucking bum out of my screen already lmao.

[Krandor]

How was that man 15-0?

[Andalusian girls]

if you hit hard it isn't difficult to find enough bums to pad a record. dude was totally out of his element and broke mentally when presented with a superior fighter but he could and did bite down and swing and that's enough at the lower levels if managed carefully.

to wit his last fight was a KO win against a 9-17-4 cat on the regional circuit