CPAC 2018: We couldn't book Satan.

**Fiye** · 2018-02-21 04:30

So I got reminded of this and looked at the list of speakers. Honestly, they couldn't have picked a better crew. It starts today and happens until the 24th.

Your Speakers

• POTUS
• VPOTUS
• Marion Le Pen
• Don McGhan
• Rick Perry
• Betsy DeVos
• Sean Hannity
• Ajit Pai
• Ted Cruz
• John Bolton
• Sheriff David Clarke
• Wayne La Pierre (NRA Head Honcho)
• Dana Loesch
• Nigel Farage
• Gov Gary Johnson

Bets on who will say the worst thing?

**Byrthnoth** · 2018-02-21 05:21

So many different people, so much potential.

I bet on POTUS or Wayne La Pierre for worst domestic statement and POTUS or Nigel Farage for worst international statement.

**Ragnus** · 2018-02-21 11:41

Is is going to be horrifying. I'm actually banking on LePenn or Hannity to be the worst.

**Talint** · 2018-02-21 11:46

Ajit Pai with the victory lap.

Though Wayne LaPierre might not miss an opportunity to dunk on some murdered kids.

**Hioki** · 2018-02-21 11:54

Back at the hall of doom...

**Guyverarmor** · 2018-02-21 14:42

Betsy DeVos is my sleeper pick for worst domestic message. Le Pen for worst international.

**Melena** · 2018-02-21 16:14

You all are sleeping on Sheriff Clark for worst international.

**Moridam** · 2018-02-21 16:52

well, on the bright side, they disinvited convicted felon dinesh dsouza, so there's that at least!

**Byrthnoth** · 2018-02-21 18:06

Eliminated the convicted felon in favor of the not-yet-convicted.

**Dimmauk** · 2018-02-21 18:12

Wayne and Hannity for the worst.
DeVos and Perry for the dumbest.
Pence will put people to sleep
Trump will win both worst and dumbest during the long program event.