General Wrassling III: I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!

[Delirium]

Full card for Strong Style Evolved:

RPG3K/Rocky Romero vs. Scorpio Sky/Kazarian/Daniels
Finlay/Juice vs. Gedo/Goto
Chuckie T/Toru Yano vs. KES
GoD vs. Scurll/Cody
Dragon Lee/Taguchi/KUSHIDA/Tanahashi vs. LIJ (all but EVIL)
Liger vs. Ospreay
Ishii/Okada vs. ZSJ/Suzuki
White vs. Hangman Page
Golden Lovers vs. Young Bucks

For Sakura Genesis, besides the main event, Triple threat Jr Tag has been made official.


edit: correction on the Liger match. I must have checked it when they added the rest and hadn't made that change.

I'm so hyped for Golden☆Lovers vs The young Bucks. It can't possibly live up to what I am expecting.

[Fiendishone]

Goldberg is going to be inducted to the HOF by Paul Heyman.

Wha?

That's like Brian Bosworth being inducted to the NFL HOF by Chris Berman. . . . . .
Bischoff booked as Doink the Clown for some kids birthday party that evening or what?

[Vil]

I'm so hyped for Golden☆Lovers vs The young Bucks. It can't possibly live up to what I am expecting.

All I care about is them getting through the entire match without bullshit. Do whatever you want post-match, and I'd be a bit shocked if they didn't do a post-match angle. Sakura Genesis is in a week, and nobody in BC has anything going right now, except Hangman I guess if he wins the title (who am I kidding?) off Jay White tonight.

With EVIL not on the card, hopefully JR won't confuse BUSHI with him this time! Here we go!

[Delirium]

Josh Barnett makes me glad I don't have AXS.

[Vil]

Cody with the fucking weight belt. LMAO. This fucking guy.

They need to remix the Tama/GoD music though. It is actually pretty good, but it comes across terrible almost every time because they never get the volume right.

[Delirium]

I hope Marty bails and GoD spend 15 minutes killing Cody. What a heel.

[Vil]

Go home, Rey! We hate you!

I'm not sure what they're doing with the junior title. There are plenty of capable juniors here that can step up and challenge Ospreay after the match, but they haven't built anything for Ospreay at all, and his last match was against Okada. Fuck it. Liger to get a shock win now and get a rematch next week for the title. Hiromu, Bushi, Marty, or Kushida could always step up and challenge, but I don't know. Shock me, Gedo!

[Delirium]

Go home, Rey! We hate you!

I'm not sure what they're doing with the junior title. There are plenty of capable juniors here that can step up and challenge Ospreay after the match, but they haven't built anything for Ospreay at all, and his last match was against Okada. Fuck it. Liger to get a shock win now and get a rematch next week for the title. Hiromu, Bushi, Marty, or Kushida could always step up and challenge, but I don't know. Shock me, Gedo!

Isnt BoSJ very soon? I'm not sure he will dedend till after that is over.

[Vil]

Oh shit... he's going to challenge him.

But Sakura Genesis, I expect all titles to be on the line except US title. Tag title, if EVIL can't go, I could see them forfeiting and having it be KES vs. Ishii/Yano. Dominion is too far off and that's the BOSJ defense in June.

edit: Oh fuck you... I wanted Liger! :'(

again: Ok, Marty is fine, I guess. Whatever. I have no idea what just happened.

[Delirium]

Suzuki and his adopted son ZSJ are so great together.

[Vil]

Oh shit. Cow Palace before the G1? That's an actual legit sized venue.

[Delirium]

Barnett and JR did no research into Adam Page at all. Getting so many calls wrong.

[Vil]

Wow. Cody is truly a nice friend. Recognizing that Matt has a bad back, he got him a belt to match his. Did Nick have one too?

[Vil]

Sweet Jesus. There were a couple rough spots early on, and the commentary blew chunks, but that main event was insane.

[Delirium]

Wow, it lived up to the hype and then some.

[Anoat]

I guess the Internet is mad at WWE now because they forgot how dumb Saudi Arabia's laws are and they started raging when it was announced that female superstars would not be appearing at the Greatest Royal Rumble event.

[Zealot]

Didn't they have an event last year where Sasha and Alexa wrestled in Saudi Arabia wearing unitards? Or was that some other horrible country.

[Krandor]

Was Pakistan I think, either way definitely not Saudi Arabia

[Anoat]

Didn't they have an event last year where Sasha and Alexa wrestled in Saudi Arabia wearing unitards? Or was that some other horrible country.

UAE. Even then they really only got away with it because it was Dubai.

[Anoat]

Also announced for the Greatest Royal Rumble:
Cena vs HHH
Balor vs Miz vs Rollins vs Samoa Joe in an IC title ladder match