Predisent Donald J. Trump: Episode V: Trade Wars Strike Back: Kanye's Opioid Addiction Support Group

[Tymon]

Lot of people probably would mistake that article for an insinuation that it would be ethically fine to do, which is obviously false.

Trump absolutely could pardon himself. It would probably be a one-off though, as legislation would surely be instituted to prevent future situations like that after the ensuing constitutional crisis.

[Dimmauk]

Just saying he could pardon himself sounds guilty. Imagine the uproar if Hillary was president and mentioned she could pardon herself. My god.

[Zetanio]

BUTHEREMAILS

[Shenrien]

Gone and eaten by the crazy wild internet beast.

[Xno Kappa]

Gonna be amazing when he pardons himself and all the mental gymnastics his supporters are going to have to do to justify it.

[Guyverarmor]

My family, who are major Trump supporters, are already throwing out the layers of gymnastics to justify him doing it. It's pretty fucking sad.

This is one of the reasons why I do not visit them.

[Kalmado]

My family, who are major Trump supporters, are already throwing out the layers of gymnastics to justify him doing it. It's pretty fucking sad.

This is one of the reasons why I do not visit them.

My boss has a hard on for Big Don and in an office of four (the other two parrot anything boss says) it can be tough some days to act like everything is good. My favorite quote so far has been, "Donald is so courageous. He's willing to do what no one else will and that's why he's the best president in years."

[dasva]

he's the best president in years."

Technically speaking he is right. 2 years to be percise

[Mertron]

im probably cynical, but I read that as “he’s not black”

[Kalmado]

im probably cynical, but I read that as “he’s not black”

You're not wrong. Sometimes it's quite uncomfortable for me in this office because I feel like I work with some closet racists. I've been here for a just over a hear and some of the things I hear is definitely not OK.

[Deftscythe]

im probably cynical, but I read that as “he’s not black”

Usually "he does what no one else will" in reference to Trump means "he validates my unearned sense of cultural aggrievement." Ie shit like "we say merry christmas here!"

[Guyverarmor]

It triggers the fuck out of my mom and dad when someone says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"...I make it a point to tell them that constantly every holiday season...increases the chances of me not having to see them each year.

[Dimmauk]

It triggers the fuck out of my mom and dad when someone says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"...I make it a point to tell them that constantly every holiday season...increases the chances of me not having to see them each year.

At Easter, wish them Merry Zombie Jesus Day

[Anoat]

It triggers the fuck out of my mom and dad when someone says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"...I make it a point to tell them that constantly every holiday season...increases the chances of me not having to see them each year.

The people most likely to get triggered by Happy Holidays are probably the ones sharing a picture of frying bacon with HAPPY RAMADAN as the caption and think it's no big deal.

[Guyverarmor]

Yeah that's them Anoat.

@Dimmy My mom lost her shit when I told her Jesus technically rising from the grave three days later could be attributed to lag and he was the first zombie.

[Zealot]

On a day when the President of the United States says he is absolutely entitled to pardon himself from any crime there shouldn't be any other news.

[Melena]

Yeah that's them Anoat.

@Dimmy My mom lost her shit when I told her Jesus technically rising from the grave three days later could be attributed to lag and he was the first zombie.

Your mother would love my "If you think your lag is bad, it took Jesus 3 days to respawn" shirt then.

[Mythe_Seraph]

lollllllllllllllllll @ the comments about having such a different political views from your family that it prevents you from wanting to be around them and/or you hope to not see them. Pathetic.

[Melena]

lollllllllllllllllll @ the comments about having such a different political views from your family that it prevents you from wanting to be around them and/or you hope to not see them. Pathetic.

Dude, if my family was openly racist shit bags, I wouldn't want to be around them either. Thankfully my mother A: Moved about 1200 miles away, and B: was already a raging cunt before factoring in any possibility of this, so I don't have to worry about sending her a few cards every year. My brothers graduation was bad enough having to be around her for a few hours.

[Guyverarmor]

Yeah I refuse to be around because of their shit-tier racist attitudes and it's not something I want my son to grow up around. Me being around them irritates the hell out of me. Less I see of them the better.