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    Canada was part of Britain at the time, but even that's a stretch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    Except they didn't? Or am I being wooshed here. The British army burned down the whitehouse.
    Canada wasn't a semi real country yet. Just brits.

    But they marched from Canada and burned down the WH.

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    The more interesting part of that story to me has always been how they were planning on continuing their march and torching the entire DC Metro area when God himself reached down and blew their army apart. I feel like that doesn't get enough play in modern American storytelling.

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    To clarify I know the brits marched from where Canada is now and I know that Canada used to be a colony of Britain but it wasn't Canada then it was a British Colony and it was the British army so it is a huge stretch to say that Canada burned down the white house. Even if Canada was a separate entity that was allowing the British army to be there and the army marched from Canada ultimately it was the British army.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    To clarify I know the brits marched from where Canada is now and I know that Canada used to be a colony of Britain but it wasn't Canada then it was a British Colony and it was the British army so it is a huge stretch to say that Canada burned down the white house. Even if Canada was a separate entity that was allowing the British army to be there and the army marched from Canada ultimately it was the British army.
    Not a stretch.

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    Zoobs is correct the 'Canadians burned down The White House' meme is a bit of post-facto self-aggrandizement from our inferiority complected neighbors to the north. it was a British army, consisting of regular British (id est not colonial) units, under British command, freshly dispatched from Spain following Wellington's successful Peninsular Campaign against Napoleonic France. some Canadians were present in the force most likely, but the extent of their involvement would have been minimal in the extreme as the army only stepped foot in Nova Scotia to begin the offensive south, after first disembarking in Bermuda.

    in other words it's about as accurate to say the Bermudians burned down the White House as it is to say the Canadians did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Not a stretch.
    If the US army marched into Canada and burned down their capitol then later Guam became its own country Canada couldn't turn around and say that Guam burned down their capitol. Well they could but it wouldn't make any sense and neither does this.

    Edit: I know Guam is an island and the army couldn't march from Guam to Canada but lets pretend that the US army launched from Guam via boat and then invaded another country nearby.

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    File photo of those savage Canadians;
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post

    in other words it's about as accurate to say the Bermudians burned down the White House as it is to say the Canadians did.
    Fuck Bermuda and their damn triangles! MURICA!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    If the US army marched into Canada and burned down their capitol then later Guam became its own country Canada couldn't turn around and say that Guam burned down their capitol. Well they could but it wouldn't make any sense and neither does this.

    Edit: I know Guam is an island and the army couldn't march from Guam to Canada but lets pretend that the US army launched from Guam via boat and then invaded another country nearby.
    Eh, another stretch.

    Canada invaded the US and planted all the maple trees that we have. They got kicked out and had to make due with what they had north of the border.

    Chumps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Eh, another stretch.

    Canada invaded the US and planted all the maple trees that we have. They got kicked out and had to make due with what they had north of the border.

    Chumps.
    Yep you got me there Canada is full of chumps and they do plant maple trees.

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    Giuliani Comments on the Daniels Case
    Giuliani reportedly said Wednesday that he doesn't believe Daniels's story before the moderator interjected that "on this stage, we respect women."

    "I respect women — beautiful women and women with value — but a woman who sells her body for sexual exploitation I don't respect," Giuliani said. "Tell me what damage she suffered. Someone who sells his or her body for money has no good name."
    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi...stormy-daniels

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
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    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi...stormy-daniels
    Didn't he marry his cousin? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
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    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefi...stormy-daniels
    He's kind of got a history with this. He's the mayor that pushed all the porn shops and hookers out of Times Square and made it a family friendly tourist destination.

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    Sincerely, what a piece of shit human being.

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    im a veteran of the war of canadian aggression, ama

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    im a bigger fan of the people going ham saying Canada burned down the white house

    we get it, trumptards are retarded, but you don’t have to defend everything he says

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