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  1. 2018-06-14 12:43 #2341
    Zetanio
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    Dude, you can be our inside man!
  2. 2018-06-14 12:48 #2342
    Gredival
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Eh, on second thought, working in the White House isn't worth spending extra time on the metro. Maybe I'll just email the contact and send in a resume.
    Can you get on your knee and kiss the ring without retching though?
  3. 2018-06-14 12:49 #2343
    Niiro
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    Forget the Last thread I wanna see BG shut down because Zealot was on here leaking national secrets.
  4. 2018-06-14 12:54 #2344
    Zealot
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    I'm registering for it now.

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  5. 2018-06-14 13:07 #2345
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    Done, I guess I just gave up my casual Friday.
  6. 2018-06-14 13:09 #2346
    Zetanio
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    I'm pretty sure you can just make your own hours. No one over there is paying attention to much.
  7. 2018-06-14 13:35 #2347
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gredival View Post
    Can you get on your knee and kiss the ring without retching though?
    "I need loyalty. I expect loyalty."
  8. 2018-06-14 13:40 #2348
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    Press Secretary is gonna be open up by the end of the year. Pretty sure anyone could take that position.
  9. 2018-06-14 13:45 #2349
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    Pretty sure Roseanne's got dibs on that one.
  10. 2018-06-14 13:47 #2350
    Fiye
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    Maybe for 1 and a half Scaramouchies before she ODs on Ambien and says something racist.
  11. 2018-06-14 13:54 #2351
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    In my notes during registration I stealth set myself up for a press secretary gig.
  12. 2018-06-14 14:32 #2352
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    In my notes during registration I stealth set myself up for a press secretary gig.
    I'm so excited to see you owning libs on TV. It's going to be glorious. Can you hit at least one reporter's question with a "That's a clown question" response?
  13. 2018-06-14 15:15 #2353
    Gredival
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    We need an lolDRG slipped in somewhere

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  14. 2018-06-14 16:51 #2354
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    https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/s...76361101582336
  15. 2018-06-14 17:05 #2355
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaslo View Post
    https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/s...76361101582336
    Good work.

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  16. 2018-06-14 17:20 #2356
    Niiro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaslo View Post
    https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/s...76361101582336
    Yea but at least Comey used a Gmail account, Hillary probably used Hotmail or some shit.
  17. 2018-06-14 17:31 #2357
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    In my notes during registration I stealth set myself up for a press secretary gig.
    Reporter: Can you tell us what President Trump whispered into Emmanuel Macron ear today as they were walking into the Rose Garden? Macron seemed very perplexed....

    Press Secretary Zealot: He simply asked, No DRG for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for dd, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg? Next question...
  18. 2018-06-14 18:45 #2358
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    "He asked how i mine for fish."
  19. 2018-06-14 18:58 #2359
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    So apparently Comey was insubordinate and the FBI had vowed to prevent Trump from being president.

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  20. 2018-06-14 19:33 #2360
    Zealot
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    Actually the official determination was that his actions were not politically motivated.

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