Meta Mistake - Social Media Is Sucio

[NynJa]

If your brand/business is fully reliant on twitter, your brand/business should git gud (or get a job that doesnt involve an onlyfans account)

[Qalbert]

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/stat...08860040671232

[Yabby]

It's like they want to drive away the people that most users created accounts for.

[kuronosan]

It's like they want to drive away the people that most users created accounts for.

But that's the idea.

[Spicyryan]

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/stat...08860040671232

Just turning Twitter into a horseshit experiment to see what basic features they can charge for.

[TsingTao]

Can't wait to see the harassment that would generate. Spectacular idea folks!

I will be keeping an eye out for Twitter's replacement. Between firing half the staff and using the remaining workforce to add features like that things will tank even faster than I expected.

[Spicyryan]

Can't wait to see the harassment that would generate. Spectacular idea folks!

I will be keeping an eye out for Twitter's replacement. Between firing half the staff and using the remaining workforce to add features like that things will tank even faster than I expected.

Pointless to replace Twitter.

[Lokus]

Elon is gonna save humanity by destroying Twitter as we know it. He's the best thing to happen to us.

[NynJa]

Spicy's nutting himself at the though of Elon going broke because of Twitter's expected failure.

Richest people in the world (in billions, just incase I had to specify):
1-Elon at 216
2-Bernard Arnault & family at 157.3 (idk who this guy is)
Cost of twitter buy: 44

Now, lets presume I'm retarded and cant do grade two math as a grown adult, if Elon's Twitter buy is an epic fail and the whole 44 billion is completely lost, he's STILL atop the list of richest people in the world by a wide margin.

inb4: "this is net worth, not what they have in the bank"...no fucking shit, shut the fuck up.

[Spicyryan]

Spicy's nutting himself at the though of Elon going broke because of Twitter's expected failure.

Richest people in the world (in billions, just incase I had to specify):
1-Elon at 216
2-Bernard Arnault & family at 157.3 (idk who this guy is)
Cost of twitter buy: 44

Now, lets presume I'm retarded and cant do grade two math as a grown adult, if Elon's Twitter buy is an epic fail and the whole 44 billion is completely lost, he's STILL atop the list of richest people in the world by a wide margin.

inb4: "this is net worth, not what they have in the bank"...no fucking shit, shut the fuck up.

Don't tease, my nipples can only get so erect at the thought of Elon losing vast swaths of money or even his entire fortune.

Reading is hard.

I do hope Elon fails, but you will have to try harder. I never said Twitter bankrupt him, and it won't anyway. The idea of it though in general as the post implies is sexy as fuck.

[Salodin]

Elon is gonna save humanity by destroying Twitter as we know it. He's the best thing to happen to us.

This but unironically...which is ironic?

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[NynJa]

This guy dropped a “reading is hard” on me and quoted his own post as a gotcha, but all he did was validate everything i said lmfaooo.

[TsingTao]

Now that we've gutted our headcount let's do the same to our infrastructure!

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...y-1b-annually/

Plus more info on the gutting of headcount.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...already-suing/

[Spicyryan]

This guy dropped a “reading is hard” on me and quoted his own post as a gotcha, but all he did was validate everything i said lmfaooo.

Only if you try to make things suit your own narrative.

[arus2001]

But guys, he built EVs and rockets, surely he's smart!

[Spicyryan]

But guys, he built EVs and rockets, surely he's smart!

He actually just purchased the companies so it was others building it. However Elon is intelligent. Just happens to have plenty of negative personality traits. As is to be expected.

[arus2001]

The /s was implied.

Not a fan of the toad or the cult following he's acquired over the years.

[Spicyryan]

The /s was implied.

Not a fan of the toad or the cult following he's acquired over the years.

I read the sarcasm, lol.

Yes, Elon has perhaps the worst club of boot lickers.

[Andalusian girls]

fwiw Bernard Arnault controls a French conglomerate that owns most every luxury brand you've heard of. Bulgari, Sephora, Fendi, Dior, Hennesey, Louis Vuitton, Moët, Tiffany's, Dom Pérignon, Marc Jacobs etc etc

if it's high quality but costs too much money, Arnhault probably owns it

[Vaspinne]

lol