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2018-06-12 11:51 #501
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2018-06-12 12:46 #502The Shitlord
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i like boobs
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2018-06-12 14:25 #503I would prefer not to.
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2018-06-12 14:32 #504
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2018-06-12 16:12 #505I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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that album was killer
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2018-06-13 07:21 #506
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hm
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2018-06-13 09:22 #507okay guy I guess
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So this is surprisingly relevant given that were talking about boobs. I got completely wasted on Saturday and I was playing rocket league with some friends and a girl joined the party and I don't remember this but apparently I kept asking to see her boobies, but I made sure that she knew I wasn't greedy and just one boob would be fine. And then apparently added that if I got both boobies I would motorboat them followed by a very loud motor boat sound. Apparently I'm a lot more fun and a lot more confident when I'm drunk.
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2018-06-13 09:29 #508
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That's just creepy, not confident.
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2018-06-13 09:38 #509
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Didn't know you were bout dat life Qalbro. Better question is did she do it and you're both creeps?
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2018-06-13 09:38 #510I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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Should've played the if you show me yours I'll show you mine card.
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2018-06-13 13:16 #511okay guy I guess
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well I meant confidence as in even trying to talk to a girl about anything other than the game we're playing lmao. and no, she just thought it was hilarious. I don't drink very often but when I do, I fully commit. at one point they started 3v1ing me and making me drink water when they scored and I was apologizing to nonexistent teammates for being so bad
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2018-06-13 13:17 #512okay guy I guess
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and to be clear it was someone I am friends with on xbox, not some random chick, so not quite as creepy
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2018-06-14 12:18 #513You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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No that's pretty creepy qal. You better make sure she actually thought it was funny, vs. feeling obligated to act like it was funny.
I am glad you want to feel more confident, but see if you can find a way to talk to chicks without talking about their boobs. Better progress.
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2018-06-14 12:59 #514I would prefer not to.
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whip em out sandy
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2018-06-14 13:01 #515
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Also, try doing it without being totally sauced.
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2018-06-14 13:08 #516IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
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2018-06-14 15:09 #517You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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I went to find a funny meme and ended up coming across this beautiful ad instead: Originally Posted by Mertron
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2018-06-14 15:38 #518preachy and pretentious
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Originally Posted by Mertron
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2018-06-14 15:39 #519preachy and pretentious
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Originally Posted by Ksandra
I went to find a funny meme and ended up coming across this beautiful ad instead:
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2018-06-14 15:41 #520You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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Excellent.
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