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  1. 2018-06-18 13:52 #561
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    What you need is a metal detector.
    how will I get my keys out tho
  2. 2018-06-18 13:52 #562
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    You just throw them over.
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    my husband wants to put keypad locks everywhere instead
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    welcome to what my house will look like in 2056
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    only if the code is 1234 otherwise i'll forget
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    You just throw them over.
    game changer
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    yo for reals though

    If you get a house

    and want kids


    get at least a two story home
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    saying "go play upstairs" is the best three-word phrase you will ever say in your life
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    at least until they get super quiet and you hear running water
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    I have no plumbing upstairs in my house, just two bedrooms.

    Sounds like I win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    I have no plumbing upstairs in my house, just two bedrooms.

    Sounds like I win.
    fucking pop those babies out
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    our house has three bathrooms


    why does anyone need three bathrooms?


    I go into their bathroom once a week and it's like a horror film.


    They think they don't need to flush and there's sand everywhere. The fuck, we didn't even go to the beach/playground.
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    So my husband for mother's day said I could get professionals to come in and clean the bathrooms, kitchen, carpets, etc.
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    and I keep cleaning everything 'cause I'm like "I don't want them coming into a messy place!"
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    like, if you have people come in to clean your house, how clean does your house need to be for it to be the acceptable level of messy?
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    our house isn't disgusting but there seems to be no end to the toys I find
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    I recently rearranged the kids bedroom and organized all the toys. I had a bag of toys I was going to trash (broken, McD toys that they probably don't even know what the character is) etc.


    My daughter (no joke) just came downstairs with a bunch of the toys she had taking out of the trash bag begging to keep them.
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    Pick things up and make sure poop isn't smeared places. Get hair out of sink drains and weird places.

    They do the rest.
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    I need help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    Pick things up and make sure poop isn't smeared places. Get hair out of sink drains and weird places.

    They do the rest.
    Thankfully no poop, hair done. Picking things up probably the biggest problem.
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