It's so true it hurts.
My husband who is an adult is still like that.
you need a gun tho
If I were ever told I needed to carry a gun at work, I'd quit my job
There was a teacher who went to the bathroom and shot himself/herself in the foot on accident.
That would 100% be me.
Until we moved to a new site I tripped on my own projector cord almost daily.
(New site the projector is attached to the ceiling, thank God.)
I still don't fuck with white wine unless it's with bubbles. Red wine though.
Moving to the UK upped my wine intake from once a month or so to every week or so.
Then again it also raised my beer intake so...
But the Brits still can't compete with top notch American beers.
If I drink wine it's usually pink.
And if I drink it's usually wine.
But I drink probably every two months or so.
I can sometimes do rose, but they don't tend to have enough body for me.
I'm too wine ignorant to notice stuff like that.
I just like the flavor.
syrah fools
also, last