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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Idk how any kids of immigrants did it.

    My father would have locked me in my room for a month with just bread and water if he ever saw me do that shit.
    lol

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    hello fellow kids, dont do the marijuana

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Idk how any kids of immigrants did it.
    By being skilled.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    You just don't get caught?

    Even if my parents suspected it, they had no proof until I was a Junior in college.
    As a HS teacher, I can say I am always amazed at these types of parents.

    Like, teenagers are pretty much the worst liars I have ever met.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    They think they are good.


    But they aren't.

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    Teenagers are shitty liars. But if you don't get caught doing your shit, you don't have to lie.

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    Thing to remember is most kids get away with a shitload of things. They only get punished for the ones they get caught on.

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    Surprised your pop wouldn't have broken out the belt. Mine certainly didn't hesitate on that shit.

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    My bro took all the early beatdowns, I didn't take many because he taught me the ways.

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    i actually never participated in DARE. At all. Not even the lectures. I moved the summer between 5th and 6th grade. Old school did it in 6th grade (i assume), new school did it in 5th. I got to town and all the kids had these DARE shirts and i didn't know what they were.



    still didn't do drugs or drink tho. not till i was an adult, anyway. had more interesting shit to do with my time and money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Surprised your pop wouldn't have broken out the belt. Mine certainly didn't hesitate on that shit.
    i got the belt all the time man, i got away with a lot more shit i deserved a whoopin for though so it evened out

    my dad used to pop that shit before he whip me, was worse than the whoopin

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Surprised your pop wouldn't have broken out the belt. Mine certainly didn't hesitate on that shit.
    My dad didn't use the belt on me. Only the hand and on the rare occasion the broom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    i got away with a lot more shit i deserved a whoopin for though so it evened out
    I can relate.

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    My husband and I ended up not being a spanker for my kids.

    I wasn't really against it, it just hasn't been necessary.

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    We yell, though. Oh God, do we yell.

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    This is based on one of my favorite eps of tv.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    My dad didn't use the belt on me. Only the hand and on the rare occasion the broom.
    the broom? rofl jfc.

    i got hand, belt, switch, extension cord, hangers (plastic and/or metal), chanclas, kitchen utensils, and uh.... actually, i think thats it

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    No fly swatter?

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    Also i think you got beat son, fuckin wire hangers goddamn

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