Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[Salodin]

I'm not sure if this is win or fail but I'm gunna chalk it up to fail. So ex who cheated on me has been with same gf since then for last several years despite not really getting along came over for some Netflix and chill yesterday lol

Your ex left you for a woman years ago, is with the same woman, and came back for dick? Damn dude I'm conflicted...lol

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[dasva]

Your ex left you for a woman years ago, is with the same woman, and came back for dick? Damn dude I'm conflicted...lol

Naw she cheated with some rando then got together with this chick not long after and has been together since then. Don't worry my dick was conflicted too but not too conflicted

[Salodin]

Naw she cheated with some rando then got together with this chick not long after and has been together since then. Don't worry my dick was conflicted too but not too conflicted

Doesnt matter, had sex, and she is probably judging herself for it and wont ever tell anyone what she did. When you tally it all up it's probably a win

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[Moss]

Doesnt matter, had sex, and she is probably judging herself for it and wont ever tell anyone what she did. When you tally it all up it's probably a win

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Yeah all I'm hearing is low-effort sex with no strings, where is the fail?

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[BaneTheBrawler]

Wife has seen a ton of that too. Of course I can't say for certain I'm not there but I don't feel like my volume of drinking was ever there. Over the last week I've been down to a couple average abv pilsner beers and a couple black russians a day. Last night I didn't even finish the second drink. It's just weird to not drink right when I get home from work and it's weirder to see 10:00 PM and be like, hey, you aren't hammered.

so i get the struggle, man. and i get the pain/weirdness. i've been on clinical doses of an opiate anti-diarrheal for years now. if i miss a dose i get withdrawal symptoms. not as bad anymore, as i've whittled my dose down to pretty much the minimum. but for the first few years, i'd be jonesing by evening if i missed my midday dose.

but i gotta tell you, to someone who rarely drinks, that still sounds like a LOT of alcohol. i'm proud of you for not finishing the second drink, tho. good shit. keep at it mang.

[Roranora]

I had to shit in a porta-potty today.

[Yabby]

Yeah all I'm hearing is low-effort sex with no strings, where is the fail?

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Guess i'm in the minority here. I called it a fail because you are fucking someone that cheated on you. I get it I guess, but I see cheating as one of the single most fucked up things someone can do to you (Besides physical stuff... like shooting you, etc). Someone that is willing to do that to you doesn't deserve the time of day, let alone the tip of your dick.

[Moss]

Guess i'm in the minority here. I called it a fail because you are fucking someone that cheated on you. I get it I guess, but I see cheating as one of the single most fucked up things someone can do to you (Besides physical stuff... like shooting you, etc). Someone that is willing to do that to you doesn't deserve the time of day, let alone the tip of your dick.

You're right. Forgot about that detail. Fortunately I haven't ever been cheated on (knowingly), but that person would be erased from my life.

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[Salodin]

Guess i'm in the minority here. I called it a fail because you are fucking someone that cheated on you. I get it I guess, but I see cheating as one of the single most fucked up things someone can do to you (Besides physical stuff... like shooting you, etc). Someone that is willing to do that to you doesn't deserve the time of day, let alone the tip of your dick.

That's why I said the fact that she came back for his dick means it was pretty good, and you know she feels like shit for crawling back for that pipe now that shes with a woman. I see a justice hate fuck as a win.

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[Yabby]

That's why I said the fact that she came back for his dick means it was pretty good, and you know she feels like shit for crawling back for that pipe now that shes with a woman. I see a justice hate fuck as a win.

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That or she got what she wanted. I think it would hurt more to blow her off.

Edit: i say this as a person that has his fill of sex. I'm sure if I was younger and it's been a while it would be harder to turn down low hanging fruit.

[Salodin]

Nonono, you blow her off if she comes back a second time. Then the first time makes her feel used even more.

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[Moss]

Nonono, you blow her off if she comes back a second time. Then the first time makes her feel used even more.

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I'm too sensitive lol if I went for the first one it would probably fuck with me

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[Salodin]

Itd fuck with me too, but I can also be very vindictive if I'm not careful lol.

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[Botosi]

Nonono, you blow her off if she comes back a second time. Then the first time makes her feel used even more.

Now that would be a win.

[dasva]

That's why I said the fact that she came back for his dick means it was pretty good, and you know she feels like shit for crawling back for that pipe now that shes with a woman. I see a justice hate fuck as a win.

Pretty much how I feel mostly.

Though I can see how others would see it otherwise. And do feel slightly guilty being that guy and would feel bad for her gf... if she wasn't a massive cunt. So doesn't matter had sex.

As far as blowing off wont be that hard lol. FWB coming over this weekend, mini vacation in a couple of weeks where we plan on getting alcohol poisoning and well she hardly texts let alone returns any to begin with and I'm actually rather busy of late. So whoops if I miss something

[Salodin]

Hey man, dont feel bad. If anything just tell them you were taking back power for yourself after she broke your heart and cheated on you. Its not about her, it's about you.

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[dasva]

It doesn't hurt that her gf already was kind of bitchy around me that I've seen and I've certainly got a few texts about such lol. So it's really more of a I feel I should feel bad than actual feel bads

[Salodin]

You only have to worry about numero uno homey. She did you wrong and you took action to make yourself feel whole. Dont feel bad man.

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[djzombie]

Engineering says they monitor this customer's key usage for 403 errors "at least once a month".

Really my dudes? Not noticing those giant red spikes?

[Melena]

And suspicion confirmed. Just found out my friend took his own life. No note, didn't tell anyone he was having issues, no one saw it coming. Known the guy for over 20 years, would have never ever seen this coming.

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