Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[zoobernut]

I might have made an oopsies while caring for this rat colony I just started. I had 4lbs of food to last me awhile, like over a month, and I recently bought two extra rats as food for my snakes, but both snakes are about to shed so they ignored both rats. I added them to my box so now I have two adolescent rats and two adults. I cleaned out the box, bathed them all, did the works, and left them overnight.

Came back the next day and they somehow went thru 2 full days worth of food overnight, and half their water that is supposed to last as long as the food. I checked my food stores, and I had maybe half a week worth for their current rate. I went online and shopped around and found a really popular brand of food with breeders at a steal of a price...kinda. 50lbs of rat food for $60, which works out to about half the price per pound for the food. I ordered that asap...and it shipped quickly...but now here I am the day after wondering where the fuck am i going to store 50 lbs of rat food. I haven't told my gf yet. My dogs also love the rat food like it's a treat so I have to find a storage place where they wont want to rip into it...fml.

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Get a Vittle Vault. They work really great for this type of thing. https://www.google.com/search?q=vitt...hrome&ie=UTF-8

[Salodin]

Ohhh I didn't want to store the bag outside cause I was worried about critters and moisture, but that would solve my problem 100%. I'm gonna look into that thanks!

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[Moss]

Idk if I'm doing something wrong but my 5th floor apt has been stuck at 84° despite it being 60-70s outside for two days now. Mobile a/c unit doesn't come in until Saturday...

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[Astylla]

Idk if I'm doing something wrong but my 5th floor apt has been stuck at 84° despite it being 60-70s outside for two days now. Mobile a/c unit doesn't come in until Saturday...

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It could depend heavily on how old your windows are. Our complex was built in the 60's amd we've been in our place about 7 years , had the shittiest oldest thin pane windows until 2 years ago when we got energy efficient ones and new blinds.
Now during the day I keep everything dark and closed but run a tower fan in the living room and befroom.

Once the sun starts to go down and the breeze comes in , I open all the windows that usually cools things down fast. We are in the too floor which equates to 3rd floor. I'm in Hayward so we get a cooling breeze starting about 5pm.

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[Moss]

It could depend heavily on how old your windows are. Our complex was built in the 60's amd we've been in our place about 7 years , had the shittiest oldest thin pane windows until 2 years ago when we got energy efficient ones and new blinds.
Now during the day I keep everything dark and closed but run a tower fan in the living room and befroom.

Once the sun starts to go down and the breeze comes in , I open all the windows that usually cools things down fast. We are in the too floor which equates to 3rd floor. I'm in Hayward so we get a cooling breeze starting about 5pm.

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Yeah I'm not far north of you guys. It's a new apt complex, I have big crank windows that are open all the way. Even last night it was down to 65 and my place stubbornly stayed at 84. All I can figure is the heat from the complex itself is countering the cool air from outside, because the 5th floor hallway is also hot. Idk.

We're down to 83 finally as of 1 minute ago so maybe this is finally the night lol

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[Boyiee]

Bros I ate too many wings at work.

[Ksandra]

ate too many wings

impossible

[Boyiee]

impossible

I thought so too but they were breaded. I ate so good today went to the gym brought a salad to eat at work and then partner orders two dozen wings Mac and cheese and brings in smoked ribs from home. FML.

[Kalmado]

I thought so too but they were breaded. I ate so good today went to the gym brought a salad to eat at work and then partner orders two dozen wings Mac and cheese and brings in smoked ribs from home. FML.

I'm not saying I'm some smoking meats genius but when I smoke a rack of baby back ribs I have zero issues eating leftovers for breakfast. I just follow the 3-2-1 method. Unfortunately I do not have a compelling wing place where I live.

[Boyiee]

I'm not saying I'm some smoking meats genius but when I smoke a rack of baby back ribs I have zero issues eating leftovers for breakfast. I just follow the 3-2-1 method. Unfortunately I do not have a compelling wing place where I live.

What'll happen is somewhere around 2am the ribs will be in the toaster oven.

[Astylla]

I couldn't fall asleep before work last night ( I start at midnight on Wednesday) so I just got home and just realized I've now been awake 24 hours. Which would explain why I feel a bit lightheaded and out of it..

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[Melena]

Few months ago I noticed my right shoulder was stiff as shit when waking up. I chalked it up to the weight gain from working two jobs + being a side sleeper. Started going to the gym last month and went to use the shoulder press machine. Never had issues in the past, even when rehabbing a torn left labrum but my right shoulder just noped the fuck out and couldn't lift. Gave it a couple weeks and using ibuprofen to see if rest would fix it, and nope. Now I have a doctors appointment on wednesday to make sure it's not anything more serious. Fuck this getting old shit.

[Robertfb]

Made my mom dinner when she came home, apparently wasn't enough, so she begged me to reheat her KFC mashed potatoes and gravy, had me put a plate over the gravy and super heat it to molten. Wanted to wait to take it out, but she whined, so I took it out still burning hot, go to move plate to sink, bowl sticks to plate and spills all over my belly.

Now I have second degree burns on my belly, can't shave till it heals and she STILL bitched about not having her gravy......

Also she is now rummaging for more food as I write this...... /facepalm

[Astylla]

Your mom sounds like a terrible person..wtf.
Am I missing something that would excuse otherwise because that's just ridiculous.
Even if someone made me dinner I didn't particularly like I would still have it out it appreciation.

Be careful about the burns , if they are that bad you may want to go in to urgent care or an ER to make sure it won't get infected or worse.

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[Robertfb]

Your mom sounds like a terrible person..wtf.
Am I missing something that would excuse otherwise because that's just ridiculous.
Even if someone made me dinner I didn't particularly like I would still have it out it appreciation.

Be careful about the burns , if they are that bad you may want to go in to urgent care or an ER to make sure it won't get infected or worse.

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Eh, it's not that she didn't eat it, it just wasn't enough, she keeps starving herself all day (she claims she is too busy to eat), then bingeing when she is hungry, then she gets sick bathroom wise and wonders why.

I'm not gonna lie, I do get crabby back at her when she does this, so it's not like I'm completely innocent, but..... Yeah.....

Anyway, thanks for the advice, I'll keep an eye out for it, thankfully it's only a long smudge that's a burn, the rest of my stomach is unscathed.

[dasva]

Yeah I'm not far north of you guys.k

Shit if you north of them you between them and me... and yeah last few days have been rough. Only wall unit AC... and it's on the side of the house that still has shitty windows from the 60s (backside has some nice double panes) and also happens to be the side that has whatever plant around that fucks my allergies up so during dusk I have to pretty much choose between closing up that side of the house including no AC or leaking a gallon of water out of my nose.

In other fun news got a drinking/sampling event this weekend. Check out website map to get an idea and click on it to make it bigger and it opens to a slightly different map. I email them asking which of the 2 is correct. They somehow completely only read 1/3 of my email and say the map on the site is correct. Yeah buddy which one? And they tell me to just check the map as it's up to date as of yesterday and will back that up.... check map on ap and it's different than both the ones on the website though really close to 1 of them. Damn get your shit together peeps shit starts tomorrow morning

[djzombie]

The best part of waking up is someone yelling at you because, and I quote, "I don't like your attitude."

Definitely shifted my mentality from trying to reach someone I love to trying to escape from this shitty situation, and I'll probably never come back once I am free.

[Cantih]

Look, just quit being an asshole when you're asleep, okay?

[djzombie]

Look, just quit being an asshole when you're asleep, okay?

<3 - I can't help it, it is just my natural disposition I guess.

[dasva]

So you have literal resting bitch face?