Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[djzombie]

So you have literal resting bitch face?

More like resting don't fuck with me face. Which for some reason is just a magnet for people to fuck with me.

That might be equivalent to RBF I guess.

[dasva]

More like resting don't fuck with me face. Which for some reason is just a magnet for people to fuck with me.
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That's just human nature. It's like when a coworker the other day was like whoa don't do that... 3 of us immediately got up and did it lol

[Anoat]

So yesterday (Thursday) I was able to start eating normal food again after getting food poisoning the previous Saturday. Spent a solid three days shitting water every hour or so. That wasn’t fun. I was on a diet of saltines and sugar free Jello for four days. I guess there was a small win in that now that I’ve recovered I lost 11 pounds and for the first time in a long while my blood pressure is down to “normal”. Maybe there is something to that bland ass diet after all!

[zoobernut]

So my 10 year old dog started acting funny today. Was totally fine when I woke up this morning, was acting totally fine yesterday. Anyway he gets up and stumbles while walking over to my wife who gets concerned. Realizes that he is anemic so she piles our two boys and the dog into the car and drives the 50 minutes to her work (she works at a vet clinic). After she and her boss look at him they realize he has a huge tumor in his spleen and he is bleeding internally. They stabilize him enough so he can come home. We have no idea if it is benign or cancerous. My dog needs to have a splenectomy to live which best case scenario is going to be $2k but could be as much as $6k. If the tumor is benign this could buy him a year to several years of time. If it is cancerous it could buy him mere months of time. Fuck this really sucks.

Oh and I found out about this while I was sitting in the hospital waiting for my mom to get her chemo treatment for her cancer.

[Melena]

Shit if you north of them you between them and me... and yeah last few days have been rough. Only wall unit AC... and it's on the side of the house that still has shitty windows from the 60s (backside has some nice double panes) and also happens to be the side that has whatever plant around that fucks my allergies up so during dusk I have to pretty much choose between closing up that side of the house including no AC or leaking a gallon of water out of my nose.

In other fun news got a drinking/sampling event this weekend. Check out website map to get an idea and click on it to make it bigger and it opens to a slightly different map. I email them asking which of the 2 is correct. They somehow completely only read 1/3 of my email and say the map on the site is correct. Yeah buddy which one? And they tell me to just check the map as it's up to date as of yesterday and will back that up.... check map on ap and it's different than both the ones on the website though really close to 1 of them. Damn get your shit together peeps shit starts tomorrow morning

Miss I think is closer to us. He can correct me but I think he lives or works in Oakland so he's like two Bart stops from where I work.

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[Astylla]

Fuck I'm so sorry , that is absolutely devastating to hear. It's s such a hard road to go down because depending on the breed and lifespan and general suffering/comfort level we have to decide what is in the best interest. I have 3 cats ranging from 5 years to 12 and I know the inevitable is upon me.

There's no right or wrong answer here and I would look I to pet insurance options and weigh all the factors before making any definite choices with treatment options.
I'm sorry to hear about your mom too and hoping for the best all around.

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[Xno Kappa]

Didn’t buy mog bonanza marbles. Today’s the last day and I’m out of town on a lake getaway trip for Father’s Day.

[zoobernut]

Fuck I'm so sorry , that is absolutely devastating to hear. It's s such a hard road to go down because depending on the breed and lifespan and general suffering/comfort level we have to decide what is in the best interest. I have 3 cats ranging from 5 years to 12 and I know the inevitable is upon me.

There's no right or wrong answer here and I would look I to pet insurance options and weigh all the factors before making any definite choices with treatment options.
I'm sorry to hear about your mom too and hoping for the best all around.

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Thanks. It is really shitty. We will figure it out and get through it though. It is tough as a parent too because when a pet is sick you don't just have to feel the sadness about it you have to experience and see your kids sadness as well.

[Petitssk]

Didn’t buy mog bonanza marbles. Today’s the last day and I’m out of town on a lake getaway trip for Father’s Day.

Crap, thanks for the heads up, gotta log in and buy some!

[Moss]

Apt below me is blasting music out of their window. It's Saturday night, whatevs no biggie

But they listen to each song for 60-90 seconds before skipping to the next one. WTF, infuriating

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[Yabby]

I lift weights all the fucking time, so it was a surprise to me when 15 pounds of groceries pulled something in my back. I ended up having to take some muscle relaxers last night just to sleep.

[Kalmado]

So yesterday (Thursday) I was able to start eating normal food again after getting food poisoning the previous Saturday. Spent a solid three days shitting water every hour or so. That wasn’t fun. I was on a diet of saltines and sugar free Jello for four days. I guess there was a small win in that now that I’ve recovered I lost 11 pounds and for the first time in a long while my blood pressure is down to “normal”. Maybe there is something to that bland ass diet after all!

Was chatting with my boss about this as he eats the same thing for lunch almost every day. He said he was tired of his weight/size and while he loves food he made up his mind that eating for sustenance was more important than food for enjoyment. I am doing better as I usually have a small bit of leftovers from dinner and a protein bar for lunch at work. Before, I'd snack on nuts all day and have a frozen meal every day for lunch. Since my job change my weight has dropped 8-10 pounds but seems to fluctuate. Just gotta stick with it!

[AoE]

I lift weights all the fucking time, so it was a surprise to me when 15 pounds of groceries pulled something in my back. I ended up having to take some muscle relaxers last night just to sleep.

We getting old, bruh.

[Yabby]

Yea... that is what the wife said.

[dasva]

So our IT guy was going to work with me to set some stuff up Monday. Guess he got busy so texted me today instead. First thing he needed was our router login info... well I don't have it so ask the boss. Boss no idea if he still has it or where and immediately takes a smoke break with the wif who stopped by. Asked a little bit of it and then clearly determined it wasn't important.

That was 5 hours ago. Brings it up literally 5 minutes before work day over asking what exactly is up. Mad I'm not ready to walk him thru it when I'm just relaying info with someone he's left waiting 5 hours.

He of course hasn't actually kept ahold of any of the login info even though he was the one to set it up with comcast because doesn't take anything computer related seriously. So he starts calling comcast and starts going thru the menu and starts asking for email passwords... I'm like no router. He literally asks me isn't email the same as a router <.< Jesus Christ

[djzombie]

So our IT guy was going to work with me to set some stuff up Monday. Guess he got busy so texted me today instead. First thing he needed was our router login info... well I don't have it so ask the boss. Boss no idea if he still has it or where and immediately takes a smoke break with the wif who stopped by. Asked a little bit of it and then clearly determined it wasn't important.

That was 5 hours ago. Brings it up literally 5 minutes before work day over asking what exactly is up. Mad I'm not ready to walk him thru it when I'm just relaying info with someone he's left waiting 5 hours.

He of course hasn't actually kept ahold of any of the login info even though he was the one to set it up with comcast because doesn't take anything computer related seriously. So he starts calling comcast and starts going thru the menu and starts asking for email passwords... I'm like no router. He literally asks me isn't email the same as a router <.< Jesus Christ

Brutal. Thankfully I don't work with anyone that incompetent.

[Melena]

Ten bucks says he never set an admin password for the router or changed the login name. Try Admin or Administrator as the username and either leave the password blank, or try admin and see if that logs you in.

[djzombie]

Ten bucks says he never set an admin password for the router or changed the login name. Try Admin or Administrator as the username and either leave the password blank, or try admin and see if that logs you in.

Yep, or if he did have the good sense to change the password, I bet it is something weak.

Kali Linux has some tools that allows you to capture wifi handshakes and then run them against a password list. Though at that point it's probably just easier to do a hard reset to factory settings unless there is some reason not to.

[dasva]

So walking home from a bar/gastro pub and feel something fall into my flip flop. Step down and it's gross and squishy. Slut is like what is that and I'm like idk maybe some fruit from the trees we were under... yeah no it was way worse. Spoilered cause super gross and I'm still ewww. I walked the rest of the way home with only 1 flip flop on

Spoiler: show

[Tokitoki]

I bought a Cloud Cam that was going to be for our daughter's room, but it was before she was born, and she doesn't sleep in the other room yet, so it had been facing our the road from our front window that could see people coming to and from, deliveries, etc.

I put the A/C in the window on Monday so it had to be moved. I asked my wife if she wanted to put it somewhere else. She stuck it facing the living room this morning.

Well, our stomachs dropped out when we looked at it. The nanny wasn't beating our daughter or anything, but we asked her not to face her towards screens and she's sitting her on her lap facing a tablet playing videos. She also left a bottle out for a good hour after reheating it and continued to try feeding it to her. It's still out on the table now as I look at the live view.

Fucking hell.