Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

**Roranora** · 2019-07-01 15:17

i ate some 6-day old ribs yesterday, am i dead

**Tokitoki** · 2019-07-01 15:19

Originally Posted by Roranora

i ate some 6-day old ribs yesterday, am i dead

Were they cooked beforehand? Smoked maybe?

You ain't dead, but you'd have a higher chance of getting sick. I don't fuck with raw ground beef. If that shit's even grey-ish I don't eat it.

Then again, he could have cooked the ground beef, I just assumed it was raw.

**Kalmado** · 2019-07-01 15:33

I'll take a look at that recipe later once home cause I do enjoy pizza but do not have anywhere I'd buy from based on taste alone. Well, there is one but I'm not spending $15+ on a pie for myself.

Bought the burger on Saturday and it was dated for either Saturday or Sunday. Forget which. I normally make a burger kind of thicker but recently attempted a "smash burger" I guess. Eyeballed 1/4 lb and put between two pieces of wax paper. Took dinner plate and smashed. Cooked in cast iron until crispy. Saturday I made it a double and used one slice American and one slice Swiss. Couldn't finish it but loved it.

**Roranora** · 2019-07-01 15:34

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

Were they cooked beforehand? Smoked maybe?

You ain't dead, but you'd have a higher chance of getting sick. I don't fuck with raw ground beef. If that shit's even grey-ish I don't eat it.

Yeah, they were smoked. Friends brought over the BBQ Monday night, and I finished them up Sunday evening after an oven reheating.

**Tokitoki** · 2019-07-01 15:40

Originally Posted by Kalmado

I'll take a look at that recipe later once home cause I do enjoy pizza but do not have anywhere I'd buy from based on taste alone. Well, there is one but I'm not spending $15+ on a pie for myself.

I make pizza more than I buy it because we can control what goes in it. Plus we make various combinations that you don't find at other pizza places.

Roasted beets with shallot, goat cheese, and honey

Extra sharp cheddar, mozzarella, and romano with honey

Pulled pork pizza (when I make a pork butt)

Grilled chicken bacon ranch, cut down on fats with grilled vs breaded chicken, less ranch, better quality bacon.

Broccoli rabe and soppresatta

**Tokitoki** · 2019-07-01 15:41

Originally Posted by Roranora

Yeah, they were smoked. Friends brought over the BBQ Monday night, and I finished them up Sunday evening after an oven reheating.

You should be fine. I'll eat smoked meats several days out as long as they're delicious. Even if I get a bit of the shits after.

**Melena** · 2019-07-01 16:32

Went to Sonic yesterday while running errands for a milkshake. Assumed their large shake would be about the same size as 5 guy's, in n' out, etc. Was not expecting it to be baskin robbins 64oz huge or whatever size that damn styrofoam mug was. How to blow your daily calorie allotment in one shot...

**Kalmado** · 2019-07-02 10:29

So yesterday my coworker who makes all of the noises, she was making this Chewy noise but not quite Chewy. I couldn't put my finger on it until I got home and opened Steam and saw my last played game. While yes this is an exaggeration its not too far off.

**Tokitoki** · 2019-07-02 13:51

I got an email my office was going to close Friday for a long weekend since the 4th is a Thursday. My wife had the nannies coming to the house on Friday even though she knew she had off because she figured she could run some errands. We decided since we were both off we'd try to go see Endgame since we weren't able to with the baby being so young.

Turns out they're no longer showing it in our area after the 4th. WELP gotta wait until August I guess.

**dasva** · 2019-07-02 14:31

ordering tickets to a 4th July event and hey it's $25 at the door but you save $5 preordering online. Sweet I'll take that... and then on checkout not mentioned anywhere else they tack on a $2.75 "convenience fee". Fuck you it's more convenient for you maybe but just as easy for me to buy at the door

**Kalmado** · 2019-07-02 18:52

Now this is truly a first world problem. Lost the save file to a game I have 178 hours invested.

**Buffy** · 2019-07-02 19:24

Brutal

**Ksandra** · 2019-07-02 20:42

This year's super bloom in CA was insane, and for the first time in my life I developed allergies. I kept hoping it would subside overtime, but it looks like I am officially an allergic person (god damn this sucks). Gonna see a doctor to see what they can do as we want to get the kids a kitten soon. Thankfully, I don't think the allergies are affected by the cats as it seems to get worse when I'm out of the house than in. But I still get it indoors, too.

I will die for my kitties. I will die.

**Firedemon** · 2019-07-02 22:45

Originally Posted by Kalmado

Now this is truly a first world problem. Lost the save file to a game I have 178 hours invested.

Shitty. That's about what my Dragon Warrior VII file had when my original fat PS3 fried. Double kick in the dick was my memory card reader came in later that day.

**Kalmado** · 2019-07-03 06:00

Originally Posted by Buffy

Brutal

Originally Posted by Firedemon

Shitty. That's about what my Dragon Warrior VII file had when my original fat PS3 fried. Double kick in the dick was my memory card reader came in later that day.

Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin. Was going for the trifecta of 100% Souls games. Now I must ponder how much pain I want to endure.

**Nitsuki** · 2019-07-03 07:56

Originally Posted by Kalmado

Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin. Was going for the trifecta of 100% Souls games. Now I must ponder how much pain I want to endure.

No offense, while that is really brutal and it sucks massively. At least it was DS2, the weakest game. Lol

**dasva** · 2019-07-03 10:25

Originally Posted by Ksandra

This year's super bloom in CA was insane, and for the first time in my life I developed allergies. I kept hoping it would subside overtime, but it looks like I am officially an allergic person (god damn this sucks). Gonna see a doctor to see what they can do as we want to get the kids a kitten soon. Thankfully, I don't think the allergies are affected by the cats as it seems to get worse when I'm out of the house than in. But I still get it indoors, too.

I will die for my kitties. I will die.

You try a neti pot?

**Kalmado** · 2019-07-03 11:52

Originally Posted by Nitsuki

No offense, while that is really brutal and it sucks massively. At least it was DS2, the weakest game. Lol

So about that, in a way this morning I was excited to start from scratch. I bought the statue that came with a game code for the standard edition. I started this right after being DS1. I recall hating DS2 immediately. I tried to get thru it but the entire game just felt off. I searched around and many felt similar and it was stated SOTFS made the game more enjoyable. So I bought it and could immediately tell a difference. Game has some things I do dislike a bit, but I really enjoyed the DLC.

**zoobernut** · 2019-07-03 13:22

Originally Posted by dasva

You try a neti pot?

Why use a neti pot? So you can have your brain consumed by an amoeba?

**dasva** · 2019-07-03 14:16

Originally Posted by zoobernut

Why use a neti pot? So you can have your brain consumed by an amoeba?

This guy gets it....

Really though they tell you not to use plain tap water for that reason

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