Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[dasva]

Had to go to the bank today to replace my ATM card because fuck whatever asshole who skimmed me. And I only use it at the one credit union branch 99% of the time and 1% GooglePay to receive funds.

cards can be skimmed still in your pocket.

[Cream Soda]

At the anime convention this weekend and one of the guys (We'll call him Sugi) that was staying in our room took the biggest fucking L imaginable.

This girl came to our room party as someone else's +1 and was already pretty drunk, sees Sugi, and just shits on this man's life for 30 straight minutes, with an audience count of about 20, while he's so drunk that he doesn't even register that it's him she's talking about.

Second smallest dick she's ever had (And only slightly larger than that one; also name dropped that dude as well, who was at the con, but not in the room w/ us.); went into details about how pinky and index finger, couldn't fit more than that on his dick when she went to blow him. Says ended up dry humping the side of her leg, having never got in and busted in about 3 minutes. She said that the experience is what made her to decide to give a girls a try and that's the girl she's dating now and has been since



She said all these things in enough words to last an entire 30 minutes.

Shit was completely unprovoked it was on site. (and then one other girl who he had fucked who was in the room when this happened, confirmed bad sex/tiny penor

[vagus]

A nerd thot running her mouth? Or is Sugis actually a douche and the lash was called for?


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[Cream Soda]

A nerd thot running her mouth? Or is Sugis actually a douche and the lash was called for?


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He's got a pretty big reputation for being a con fuccboi and I don't think I've ever seen him pull a girl has has a blood alcohol concentration of 0.0

So he probably did something to piss her off. The other 2 ppl mentioned was just "The sex was okay" and "Smol pp but could still use other tools" and Sugi out here getting the full on diss track

[dasva]

So it seems like the purposed solution to stop people from purposefully ignoring all warnings and either literally or figuratively commit suicide via train is to get rid of the quite zones we had to fight for so now they going to blast the horn thru all residential areas all the time.... which obviously wont fix the problem

[Spicyryan]

At the anime convention this weekend and one of the guys (We'll call him Sugi) that was staying in our room took the biggest fucking L imaginable.

At last, some solace to my life.

[Astylla]

Getting out of the shower today I noticed in the mirror a dime sized bruise on my left breast, it definitely wasn't there yester6or the day before. Now I feel something under it I never have before so scheduled an appointment for Wednesday for a checkup. I'm trying not to worry but definitely took me off guard.

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[Mayareira]

Getting out of the shower today I noticed in the mirror a dime sized bruise on my left breast, it definitely wasn't there yester6or the day before. Now I feel something under it I never have before so scheduled an appointment for Wednesday for a checkup. I'm trying not to worry but definitely took me off guard.

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Likely a simple bruise and nothing to worry about, but I hear your concern. Keep us posted.

[Ksandra]

Hope your boobies are ok, Aks.

In semi-related news: I just don’t fucking learn.

Past few years I get underboob rashes in high heat. Deodorant works just fine to prevent it, but do I ever fucking learn to put it there when I know it’s gonna be hot? Nooooooooooo. Ahhhhhhhhhhh boob rash sucks!!!!

[Astylla]

Hope your boobies are ok, Aks.

In semi-related news: I just don’t fucking learn.

Past few years I get underboob rashes in high heat. Deodorant works just fine to prevent it, but do I ever fucking learn to put it there when I know it’s gonna be hot? Nooooooooooo. Ahhhhhhhhhhh boob rash sucks!!!!

Actually don't use that it's not good for your skin and I know many who used to do it. Look into fenale.monkey butt powder ( yes that's the real name) on Amazon. I know people who swear by it. Thankfully since wearing torrid bras I never get that issue.

And WTF I just noticed you called me Aks..I'm not akysanni dammit ><

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[Anoat]

5:30am woken up by the worst Charley horse I’ve ever had in my life, gawd I wanted to die or amputate the leg for like a minute straight.

[Tokitoki]

And WTF I just noticed you called me Aks..I'm not akysanni dammit ><

get rekt

[Ksandra]

Oops sorry ast.


As for deodorant, the fears on them have been debunked. I’m not worried.

[Melena]

5:30am woken up by the worst Charley horse I’ve ever had in my life, gawd I wanted to die or amputate the leg for like a minute straight.

I get those probably every few months. I can usually feel them coming on as it wakes me up out of a dead sleep and I can try to stretch it out, but there's a few times I've woken Astylla up as I'm literally tapping out from the pain.

[dasva]

5:30am woken up by the worst Charley horse I’ve ever had in my life, gawd I wanted to die or amputate the leg for like a minute straight.

I don't think I've ever woke up with one but randomly after sitting or laying too long and get up... hurts like heck but I just force my legs to keep going till work thru it

[Botosi]

Girlfriend lives with twin sister in new apartment.

Health department guy came today to check smoke detectors etc. Guy says they need to turn the bedroom (my girlfriends room) into a living room to follow the floor plans or some shit?

Girlfriend telling me she's going to have to move into her sisters room. Ughhh I'm never going to want to go over there.

[Moss]

Girlfriend lives with twin sister in new apartment.

Health department guy came today to check smoke detectors etc. Guy says they need to turn the bedroom (my girlfriends room) into a living room to follow the floor plans or some shit?

Girlfriend telling me she's going to have to move into her sisters room. Ughhh I'm never going to want to go over there.

What are they going to do, check in once a week to make sure they abide?

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[zoobernut]

Girlfriend lives with twin sister in new apartment.

Health department guy came today to check smoke detectors etc. Guy says they need to turn the bedroom (my girlfriends room) into a living room to follow the floor plans or some shit?

Girlfriend telling me she's going to have to move into her sisters room. Ughhh I'm never going to want to go over there.

This sounds like the beginning of a porn movie.

[Botosi]

This sounds like the beginning of a porn movie.

Fuck, I wish.

[Botosi]

What are they going to do, check in once a week to make sure they abide?

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Apparently he won't pass the inspection unless it's changed to a dining room.

Telling my girlfriend to switch it > pass inspection > switch it back.