Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[Astylla]

I just lost brain cells trying to explain a simple procedure to one of the airport contracted employees. Ten minutes and 3 phone calls later he finally understood..

It's a good thing it's my fucking Friday.

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[dasva]

Which one of y'all put out a hit on me and told them to make it look like a traffic accident? So today had a car stay barely in front of me decide to suddenly turn on blinker and turn right in the middle of the block. Well this happens to be near the spot where another guy did that so I was already slowing down. Now you thinking how do you know this guy did it on purpose maybe he was trying to go into some parking lot or something... I thought that too until I heard his tire pop because he hit the curb so hard and then rode on to see there wasn't a drive in for a good 20 feet.

Then while I was still wtfing about that like literally later on the same block another guy decides to follow right behind me. Like his front tire was at my back wheel for a good 30 feet. Mind you I'm doing about 20 in a 35 zone and the next car is about 10 car lengths ahead.... well just as we get to the intersection he suddenly speeds slightly ahead of me and turns right into where I would've been if I was continuing down the street. But since I needed to make a left hand turn and it was way too late to get into the turn lane I was already pulling up to the sidewalk to use the crosswalk. In an extra stroke of luck this is the only intersection I would've been able to avoid this as it's one of only 2 left hand turns I make on the way home so the only ones I'd be looking back to even see this guy tailing me and it's the only one that is a 4 way that I could just pull over like that. Any other intersection dude would've completely blindsided me. He of course sped off after that

[Starby]

Awake at 3am for no fucking reason. Can't fall back asleep. Moved out to the loving room to sleep on the couch and a cop pulled someone over right outside my house for drunk driving(which is great) but the lights and sirens sure aren't helping.

[Tokitoki]

Daughter had a reaction to an antibiotic she was on. Rash front and back from neck to thighs. Doctor said we need to keep an eye on swelling and if it turns to hives or she spikes a fever. If any of that happens, we need to call them and possibly go to the hospital.

Fun times.

[zoobernut]

My son got a referral yesterday. He was playing tag and he had his arm out and another kid ran into his hand with his face. (both the other kid and my son said it was an accident) but before the other kid admitted it was an accident he said he was going to a teacher to tell on my son. So my son called him "a little bitch".

[Koyangi]

At least you're raising your son right. Knows when to call someone a little bitch if they deserve it.

[Malithar]

I'd argue that belongs in random win.

Checked in here randomly on break to see what is up. I swear, any time I do, Dasva has been hit by another car. At some point my dude, we gotta look at the common factor in these.

[dasva]

I'd argue that belongs in random win.

Checked in here randomly on break to see what is up. I swear, any time I do, Dasva has been hit by another car. At some point my dude, we gotta look at the common factor in these.

California has terrible drivers and hardly anyone gives a shit about others on the road (and no small number actively hate bicyclist on the road) when the most that will happen is they might get a fine and a ding on their insurance? Though this later thing might have been something else since it goes a bit beyond just bad driving...

In other fails PG&E is turning off power again. Again claiming it's due to heat and high winds citing the NWS... and again NWS says 5-10 MPH <.<. If the power gets turned off every time it's hot and their is a slight breeze it's going to be ridiculous

[AoE]

I keep telling people the only time I was legit afraid for my life on the road was in SoCal.

[Kalmado]

For quite awhile I've thought there was something up with Breyers brand ice cream. Just something, off with it we'll say. But because I'm cheap and an idiot I'll buy it when it's on sale. So last night I crack open a "half gallon" of Heath Breyers. Practically 1/8 of the tub was empty because of how it was (I'm guessing) loaded into the tub from the machine it came from. Yeah it's not Earth shattering but it's irritating because besides the taste just seeming different I swear no matter how cold the freezer is or w/e Breyers is always super soft. No other brand we buy is like this.

I decide to ask Google because Google knows all and read some articles how Breyers is no longer classified as ice cream. It's now a "frozen dairy dessert". Why is that you ask? Well, they don't use enough dairy fat and there were some other things listed in a few different articles that Breyers did with ingredients which makes the product no longer eligible to be listed as "ice cream".

TLDR Breyers "frozen dairy dessert" fucking sucks.

[Zeb]

For quite awhile I've thought there was something up with Breyers brand ice cream. Just something, off with it we'll say. But because I'm cheap and an idiot I'll buy it when it's on sale. So last night I crack open a "half gallon" of Heath Breyers. Practically 1/8 of the tub was empty because of how it was (I'm guessing) loaded into the tub from the machine it came from. Yeah it's not Earth shattering but it's irritating because besides the taste just seeming different I swear no matter how cold the freezer is or w/e Breyers is always super soft. No other brand we buy is like this.

I decide to ask Google because Google knows all and read some articles how Breyers is no longer classified as ice cream. It's now a "frozen dairy dessert". Why is that you ask? Well, they don't use enough dairy fat and there were some other things listed in a few different articles that Breyers did with ingredients which makes the product no longer eligible to be listed as "ice cream".

TLDR Breyers "frozen dairy dessert" fucking sucks.

They still have a few flavors that qualify as ice cream, but yeah Breyers has been playing that game for a few years now. Plus their half gallons aren't half gallons IIRC.

[Astylla]

Breyer's hasn't been decent since I was a kid. Tillamook, Clover , or especially Stroh's since you're in Michigan should be at the top of your list. It's worth paying more for good quality ice cream I've found.

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[Moss]

Breyer's hasn't been decent since I was a kid. Tillamook, Clover , or especially Stroh's since you're in Michigan should be at the top of your list. It's worth paying more for good quality ice cream I've found.

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The creaminess of Tillamook is god-tier

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[Kalmado]

Breyer's hasn't been decent since I was a kid. Tillamook, Clover , or especially Stroh's since you're in Michigan should be at the top of your list. It's worth paying more for good quality ice cream I've found.

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Tillamook we've had once and yeah it was extremely good. Only store that carries it around here is Kroger. No one has Clover. It must be my palate but I'm not big on Stroh's. My favorite flavor is basically anything mint so I just look for what's on sale basically.

[dasva]

I keep telling people the only time I was legit afraid for my life on the road was in SoCal.

Yeah pretty sure Astylla has been rear ended like 4-5 times just since she got the newish car lol. One of which was 5 minutes after everyone in line had been at a complete stop

You should probably be afraid on the sidewalk too... just a few days ago a few blocks from my house some idiot decided to do some quick lane changes... into the lane another car was already turning into. Ended up hitting it swerving and jumping the near by curb lodging itself into a building... after killing someone on the sidewalk.

About a year ago I saw a car mid way thru a left turn realize they actually wanted to continue down the street they were on... so they decided they could just turn back right a little and continue on down the street going the wrong way. Except there was a car in that lane waiting on the light honking at them for about 15 seconds before they noticed. But this boy's momma didn't raise no quitter so instead of ya know going back to taking the turn they didn't want they continued down that wrong side of the road but went half in the gutter half on the sidewalk <.<.

Or how I almost got killed on a sidewalk years ago. Like I was waiting for the signal to cross when I saw one car going thru an intersection and another trying to turn into that same lane. Both of them saw each other. Both of them honked at each other with enough time to avoid the accident. And both did not change speed or trajectory at all. So car going thru intersection hits car turning knocking it onto the sidewalk about 2 seconds after I had literally jumped away from that spot. The best part was they both drove off like nothing had happened... and this happened right in front of the police station.

Anyways in other fails BG randomly turned my picture which makes this pic a double fail

[Melena]

Allergies the last two days have been brutal for me. To add to it, I'm more susceptible to vertigo attacks due to my meniers disease when allergies are bad for me, so I have to keep myself zombified with antihistamine to help keep me going.

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[dasva]

Breyer's hasn't been decent since I was a kid. Tillamook, Clover , or especially Stroh's since you're in Michigan should be at the top of your list. It's worth paying more for good quality ice cream I've found.

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Yo what about Humphrey!?!

[Astylla]

Yo what about Humphrey!?!

Humphry Slocombe is god tier but it's still fairly local to California I think for the most part is why I didn't mention it , lol.
Though maybe Whole Foods would still carry it and damn that coconut caramel and Yuzu Citrus flavors were incredible.

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[Melena]

Yo what about Humphrey!?!

It's fucking 7 dollars a pint!

[Ksandra]

Major fire only like 2 miles from us.