Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[Salodin]

Kawaii BBC I'm fucking dead lmao

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[dasva]

Cream soda on Reddit lol

This like the 3rd time now lol? He made it to some anime youtuber vids too.



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[Melena]

Forgot to get gas before running to Target and then movie, so now I have to beeline to Costco after I eat before my movie or pay about 45 cents more let gallon then what it is at home 10 miles away.

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[dasva]

So get an email Christmas eve at like 8 pm from my property management group saying that my apartment being taken over by someone else (though given it's the same office I'm guessing more of just changing hats) and that they will be deactivating my online account soon... soon being 30 minutes later. And that they will give me a link to new one to pay from.

Kind of terrible timing if you want people to read it and given I just got new link today makes it easy for people to not see it in time to pay rent or be able to read whatever new terms and such are before rent is due. Makes me wonder if they sneaking something in it

[Rooney]

So I go and try to order takeout from a restaurant. Get told multiple times it's not enough to deliver. Finally get past that and get told the store is closed. It's 11am, your store is not fucking closed. Customer support is all WTF. I don't even want the food at this point. I've already eaten something else.

[Buffy]

Got credit card fraud for about 1k on Christmas Day. Lousy end to the day

[Melena]

The one thing I look forward to every Christmas with my family is a traditional English roast beef dinner with Yorkshire pudding.

So of course this year it's honey glazed ham cause he cooked a roast for Christmas Eve for his wife's family.

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[Rooney]

My doctor literally told me today "You're one of my most punctual patients. If you're late, I know something is wrong downstairs." Great. That still doesn't fix that I spent over an hour getting through registration because your brain-dead management decided to staff only 2 of 5 positions at registration during one of the busiest times of the day.

Should add that the women at registration DGAF. "Oh, that's an interesting last name, where's it from?" Bitch I just need you to hit enter and send my info upstairs. I'm not here to have a conversation with you. You are the reason everything is backed up.

[Melena]

Just nicked my thumb with a razor. Nothing bad, just some blood, but needs a bandage. The fail is it's the finger I used to register my fingerprint on my phone.

[dasva]

Got a wine cooler for Christmas but hardly any place I can put it on except the ground. Like so many things are close to the right size but not quite. Took hours to rearrange my stuff to find a place for it

[dasva]

So got to reading the terms and such and found the catches in the catch of change of property management. New payment processor and hey look they are accepting credit cards again.... of course it's a $30 "convenience" fee so yeah naw I'm good. Though not as bad as the other guys were before they stopped since that was $50. But turns out they also apply the same "convenience" to direct bank transfers. Like wut the person this is most convenient to is you guys. I can go back to send you checks you have to manually process if you want. But for now to encourage that they will give a credit equal to the fee cancelling out... but clearly state they can and likely will change the fee and the credit in the future

[NynJa]

They want cash obviously, make sure you keep a paper trail.

[Melena]

I've never seen an apartment complex take cash.aybe a money order at best but even those are rare.

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[Starby]

New guy I'm partnered up with is legitimately trying to tell me that nyc hasn't had a major snowstorm in years because the city controls the weather.

I love my job. Some of these people are really nuts though.

[Melena]

Where the fuck do you work that gets that level of conspiracy theory crazy?

[dasva]

I've never seen an apartment complex take cash.aybe a money order at best but even those are rare.

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Same. Actually had one make me use a money order/cashier check once though.

[Kalmado]

The apartment my wife and I rented for a year in a borderline hood would accept cash after you paid first, last, and security deposit. After getting to know the office people they said mgmt/owners didn't give a shit how the money came as long as it came.

[Starby]

Where the fuck do you work that gets that level of conspiracy theory crazy?

I'm in the local 580 ornamental ironworkers. Some of the people I work with are... Special

[Rooney]

Person that lives above me has apparently decided the floor is their sworn enemy. And they're currently trying to stomp it into submission.

[Astylla]

Person that lives above me has apparently decided the floor is their sworn enemy. And they're currently trying to stomp it into submission.

This is why I will only live on the top floor now. And why I'm overly aware of how much noise I make because of it.

My old place I swear there were permanent indentations from me slamming s broom handle into the ceiling. Never..again..

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