Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[Astylla]

My manager I next to just got a $150 bottle of wine from one of our regular customers who works up in Napa. The fail is he didn’t bring a bottle for me too lol.

[Kalmado]

I ran out of grape Mio this morning. What is life.

[Astylla]

I ran out of grape Mio this morning. What is life.

Grape flavored anything is awful. Unless we are talking about Welch’s grape soda because that stuff is amazing.

[Kalmado]

Grape flavored anything is awful. Unless we are talking about Welch’s grape soda because that stuff is amazing.

I love me some grape Powerade with zero calories. I agree about the soda, but I can't take the sugar from it.

Next fail of the day. I'm hungry and indecisive.

[Astylla]

I love me some grape Powerade with zero calories. I agree about the soda, but I can't take the sugar from it.

Next fail of the day. I'm hungry and indecisive.

I don’t understand the obsession with grape flavor , it’s just terrible typically. Yeah I don’t drink regular soda anymore due to the sugar and holy fuck that and orange soda are my favorites since I was a kid, last time I looked it was nearly 80g sugar ugh.

My husband drove me to work and I didn’t really eat dinner yesterday and now I’m hungry too. I didn’t bring anything to snack on and I don’t want vending machine junk and no clue what I’m doing for lunch either haha.

[Anoat]

Sometimes I wonder how many Bing Rewards points I have missed out on by doing all my porn searching in incognito mode.

[Salodin]

Was cooking some lemon garlic chicken and rice on a skillet for dinner. Decided to use lime slices instead since no lemons left in the fridge, and now the rice came out bitter as fuck from the rind.

It blows my mind how cooking with lemons and limes is worlds apart in difference when people think of them interchangeably all the time. At least I know I did until I learned better

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[Yuri-G]

I made a key lime panacotta once but I really love lime so I added extra


it was... not a good decision

[Dakk-Siren]

Orchard Supply Hardware is closing all of it's stores

As an employee at OSH for 7 years this shit was laughably bad the way this is getting handled. They are offering us 2 weeks pay as severance. No thought to tenure and mind you in my store alone we have atleast 8 people that have been with osh for 20+ years. I was on the conference call with my boss when they were telling us without warning that all stores are done. Less than 5 minutes into that call lowes HR lady was in the store to hand out packets basically saying lowes might hire 100 of the 4000+ soon to be unemployed at 2/3 their pay.

[Xno Kappa]

Trying to figure out what to eat. Got a colossal fucking headache and the wifey is held hostage by the baby.

[arus2001]

Have you considered eating the baby?

Spoiler: show

For real, though, headaches suck.

[Kalmado]

I don't feel like this is an "Idiots in the News" type thing. Below is a link of what's available so far. My wife text me earlier saying the power went out and she heard there was an accident. My coworker said a Ford Fusion broadsided a school bus and the collision hit an electrical pole. This accident was in our area. Driver of the car announced dead on the scene. A passenger, toddler, and baby were taken to the hospital. Fuck man.

https://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/i...rt_river_index

[Astylla]

I don't feel like this is an "Idiots in the News" type thing. Below is a link of what's available so far. My wife text me earlier saying the power went out and she heard there was an accident. My coworker said a Ford Fusion broadsided a school bus and the collision hit an electrical pole. This accident was in our area. Driver of the car announced dead on the scene. A passenger, toddler, and baby were taken to the hospital. Fuck man.

https://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/i...rt_river_index

Fuck that’s so tragic but could have been much worse. The fact is looks like the vehicle was traveling at high speeds makes it so much worse because it’s obvious safety wasn’t a concern for anyone involved. Still very sad regardless.

[Kalmado]

Fuck that’s so tragic but could have been much worse. The fact is looks like the vehicle was traveling at high speeds makes it so much worse because it’s obvious safety wasn’t a concern for anyone involved. Still very sad regardless.

Luckily the bus had just got doing the noon runs and it was the driver and an aid in the bus. If I had to guess, kids are the driver's and driver and passenger were arguing creating more speed and not paying attention. I drive that area almost daily (my house is like, 4 block away) and that's a 30 MPH zone and a very busy intersection.

[Astylla]

For awhile I’ve felt I really don’t belong in my extended family, this year has kind of solidified it for me and I’m annoyed and hurt more than upset. Last year my in laws didn’t even remember it was my birthday and this year they wanted to group mine with my brother and sis in law’s together in August. Now in their defense they longer live close by so I understand why , however we were out of town for our anniversary and no mention of it before so it was just more of a “oh well that’s when we are there” type thing and not even a card or anything offered after or to reschedule.

With the holidays on the horizon I just have zero interest in getting together with any of them and feel like a bad person for it. I don’t particularly like the way they treat my husband as is but that’s another story in its own. Yet I feel obligated to play along. I cut out my own blood family because of toxicity and just don’t really want to continue this. Bleh.

[zoobernut]

Trying to figure out what to eat. Got a colossal fucking headache and the wifey is held hostage by the baby.

Welcome to the next 18 years of your life! Ok maybe not that bad but still.

[Kalmado]

Power isn't on and my house is baking. They estimated 6pm so hopefully it's any minute.

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[dasva]

Whelp chain slipping a lot now when I'm pushing harder. Tried making some adjustments but looks like my adjustment screws aren't all working probably from one of the crashes and cassette teeth are a little worn so might be time to retire this bike lol. At the very least stand up pedaling mode is disabled

[Kalmado]

Nothing sounds good for lunch.

[Yuri-G]

my mom, who passed when I was five, left me some journals and stuff that I've been keeping in my closet. my aunt wanted to see them. I cant find them. tore my entire apartment upside down looking.


this hurts. a lot. I really fucking hope they turn up. I can't even express how I feel right now