Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[Starby]

Wife and sister in law want to play a game together online. Neither of them have played a video game in their lives and want a recommendation.

BG I need help.

I already told them to try a board game, or spelling with friends style game so those bases are covered.

Ideally it's a game for mobile, neither of them have anything else.

[Eragon]

8 ball pool!

[Zeb]

Wife and sister in law want to play a game together online. Neither of them have played a video game in their lives and want a recommendation.

BG I need help.

I already told them to try a board game, or spelling with friends style game so those bases are covered.

Ideally it's a game for mobile, neither of them have anything else.

Super Stickman Golf

[Ksandra]

Wife and sister in law want to play a game together online. Neither of them have played a video game in their lives and want a recommendation.

BG I need help.

I already told them to try a board game, or spelling with friends style game so those bases are covered.

Ideally it's a game for mobile, neither of them have anything else.

Do they love each other? Do they want to still love each other after it’s over?


Fuck the answers, and just get Overcooked and watch the shitshow happen.

[Starby]

Super Stickman Golf

They're both interested. Been screwing around with it and it's def fun and easy enough for non-gamers to pick up.

I've got Stickman Golf 3 going right now, but can't figure out how to get race mode going. Turn based competitive is working fine. Says my account doesn't have that feature. If it's locked behind a pay-wall that's fine, but nothing seems to indicate that.

[Anoat]

I dropped an almost full bottle of hot sauce on the floor in my kitchen. It shattered, glass and hot sauce everywhere. I cleaned it up, but now my tile floor smells delicious.

[Tokitoki]

Power flickered due to the wind. Heard a crash when it happened but it came back on. Went back to my computer and it had restarted and was giving me an error that the boot drive was wrong. Fuck me.

I replaced the SATA cable because the one was loose. Hopefully that will be fine and I don't need to get a new boot drive, or anything else. Went to hook it back up and the power flickered again so I'm just going to wait a bit.

Motherboard booted to bios, saw my main drive, RAM, and the video card is displaying (since I could see this shit). So here's hoping.

[Rooney]

There are cops all over my apartment complex. Every time I look out there's another car. I have no idea wtf is going on. They're not stopping us from moving around, but I think we're up to at least 8 officers right now.

Edit: they left with two people in cuffs, still no idea what happened.

[synistar]

Work is zoning areas of the building in case of an outbreak .

So what's the fail? Me in the lab downstairs needs to take a dump.
1) exit lab, look to the left at the bathroom 20 feet down the hall. Walk away from it.
2) degown and walk up the stairs
3) wash hands in the office area because my work was too fucking stupid to put the plumbing for a sink in the gowning area.
4) pray I haven't shit my pants by the time I get to the second floor restroom
5) walk back downstairs, gown back up, glare at first floor bathroom that I can't use as I reenter the lab.

[Melena]

I can't catch a fucking break. Had to drop a grand on emergency surgery on one of my cats. She's better now and recovering nicely.

Today I hop in the car to restock on soda since I'm working from home. Find a nice crack in the lower middle part of my windshield, so I'm probably going to need to get that replaced.

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[synistar]

Does your car insurance have glass repair coverage? Learned mine did and they sent a guy to my house to seal it.

[Melena]

I'm checking into it. Emailed my agent tonight, so hopefully will hear back today.

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[Yabby]

Most do, and it is free to fix. To replace normally you have like a 100 dollar deductable to replace, which is nothing really. And most glass repair places will come to your house/job and do it.

[Kalmado]

ALL auto insurance policies have glass repair coverage. It's up to the customer to buy it and then select if they need to make a claim, how much will they pay. When someone says "my insurance didn't cover my cracked windshield" it's because the coverage wasn't purchased.

[synistar]

My late mom set up the current family policy. Was fortunate when a rock chipped the windshield and I read the policy about the coverage. I wonder if my agent is still giving me massive discounts for being a high achieving student.

[Cream Soda]

As the only college graduate in the family (well nope 2 now; my other brother went to collage after getting out of prison for attempted murder for a 7 year sentence) I make less than all 4 of my brothers, 1 high school drop out, 2 high school graduates, no college, and the one high school graduate but 7 years attempted murder

lol iw as the one most expected to succeed and i'm doing the worst of the 5

[synistar]

Read a work email about Friday's work tasks. Name on there is unfamiliar to me. Kinda go out loud "who the hell is <x>?" Coworker next to me cranes her neck to signal that someone changed their name.

Now I feel like an ass because I probably dead-named someone. It would have helped if HR or management disseminated to the department the name change and possible pronoun changes for them. Still haven't been formally reintroduced since I have been blasting music on my headphones to deafen all the misery as I play the part of Sisyphus while there's a confirmed CoVID case at the facility that forced quarantine about 25 people.

[Rooney]

Had software training this morning for a program I've already used for ~3 years. Pointless, but w/e I'll sit through it. They literally spent time going over what ctrl+ c/v/s/p did. The guy giving the presentation couldn't find some of the tools. Numerous people couldn't get audio or video despite it being "click the link to join the meeting". It's good that my mic was muted and this wasn't in person, because I'd easily be in HR by now otherwise.

[Elizara]

Okay. Now we got a Walmart Grocery Delivery FAIL!

Sis got a Walmart Delivery scheduled for this evening. Guess what?! They canceled it and said WE did. Instacart's been more reliable than those clowns. We've only managed to get them to deliver TWICE.

Sis was all, WHY ARE WE PAYING FOR SOMETHING WE ARE NOT GETTING?! I agree. We may go back to grocery pickup with Walmart for that reason. (they are charging us by the month for delivery.)

[Kalmado]

Doctor didn't send refill to pharmacy, again.