Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[Anoat]

Update, I sprayed the nest and pissed them off and ran like a bitch. An hour later my boss told me the exterminator was coming by. I watched him suit up in a protective suit and go out there with a backpack full of poison and a pick ax. He gutted the nest and left a few survivors and said if there are any still alive tomorrow to call him back. So that was fun.

[Astylla]

Most of my birthday weekend was an utter fail. Hotel fucked me over then tried to give me a worse room for more , trying to claim sold out yet was free to book the same type they denied me directly ( which I also did).

Half the time my keys didn't work because they were incapable of doing back to back reservations, in room jacuzzi did not work and actually leaked water but didn't use it until last night so found out too late. Neighbors the first night were smoking a bit of pot which I'm insanely sensitive to so had to get an air purifier..that never showed up. Had a migraine most of the time until I got a purifier the next day. Then family with loud kids and screaming baby moves into same room the next day...FML.

I still managed to salvage things with good food in some local spots and had my own drinking party in the room but not exactly the same. Also managed to enjoy a nice hike around the bay and enjoy a waterfall and beach areas which were both beautiful and had great eye candy.

Now I remember why I don't celebrate my birthday but got carded when buying alcohol so I'll take it.



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[synistar]

Submitted the accounting of my dad's estate to the lawyer. Lawyer said the formatting is wrong.

I followed the formatting that was in the example included in the county guidebook. But I guess the template is wrong and outdated (written 15 years ago.) Now I have to spend a few hours this weekend working on it instead of 100% relaxing after this long week of work.

[Melena]

Wife managed to find me the 2 pack of Skywarp and Thundercracker, as well as DoubleDealer at Target. I'm sitting at my desk at work and realizing I'm running out of room to display all these transformers, all the while sitting on trying to find a good deal on a NIB Power of the Primes Rippersnapper so I can complete Abominous, and I have no idea where I'd even stick him.

[Yabby]

It's a sad day...

[Lucavi]

Didn't wear a hat this weekend while staining the deck... on the hottest weekend of the year thus far.

Neck is fucking ravaged. Itchy as hell. I can only imagine what it'll look like when it starts peeling.

Lesson learned.

[Cantih]

Did I Not,
Tell you to check the weather,
Before you picked a day to do it,
BECAUSE a heat wave was coming.

[Ksandra]

It's a sad day...

I feel your pain. Last year I got a set of sauces from Hot Ones and Da Bomb was broken and has spilled over everything. They refunded that bottle, but I haven’t gotten around to ordering it.

[Yabby]

Da Bomb is the best possible one to have break on you. It is shit, and gives all hot sauces a bad name. I sent an email to them for replacement, they are pretty quick to respond and replace so that is nice.

I'm on a sub for this stuff, and this is the 1st time I've had one broken in over a year. Pretty impressed it isn't happened until now.

[Ksandra]

Da Bomb is the best possible one to have break on you. It is shit, and gives all hot sauces a bad name. I sent an email to them for replacement, they are pretty quick to respond and replace so that is nice.

I'm on a sub for this stuff, and this is the 1st time I've had one broken in over a year. Pretty impressed it isn't happened until now.

Which sub? I have a collection, but I want to grow it.

[Mayareira]

I was once carrying a jar of spaghetti sauce and my favorite book signed by the author himself in the same bag while on my way back from work.

You can imagine what has happened next.

[Boyiee]

Yo save me the trouble of checking a sub and tell me which hot sauces to get from where that are budget friendly I just want a bottle of two of something good.

[Yabby]

Which sub? I have a collection, but I want to grow it.

https://heatonist.com/pages/hot-ones...iption-monthly

Yo save me the trouble of checking a sub and tell me which hot sauces to get from where that are budget friendly I just want a bottle of two of something good.

This is going to be based on how hot you enjoy. There are a few flavors that are on the top of my list. My SO loves the flavor as well, but they get WAY to hot for her, so she can't really enjoy them. Also, most hot sauces have a base pepper used that tends to determine part of the flavor, do you know which peppers you enjoy most or you want to try a few things?

[Boyiee]

https://heatonist.com/pages/hot-ones...iption-monthly



This is going to be based on how hot you enjoy. There are a few flavors that are on the top of my list. My SO loves the flavor as well, but they get WAY to hot for her, so she can't really enjoy them. Also, most hot sauces have a base pepper used that tends to determine part of the flavor, do you know which peppers you enjoy most or you want to try a few things?

Torture my mouth but not my ass. I like hot, my wife prob won't unless it's got some citrus in it too and I doubt she'll even try anything I get. I want to try things everything is basically jalapeno or habanero here, variety me.

[Yabby]

Torture my mouth but not my ass. I like hot, my wife prob won't unless it's got some citrus in it too and I doubt she'll even try anything I get. I want to try things everything is basically jalapeno or habanero here, variety me.

LOL I'll leave out the ones that are good, but you pay for it later. These are a few of my favorites that I always keep in the house. They are not cheap, but keep in mind that the top three on this list go a long way.


StarGazer: 9/10 with heat, As with most ghost pepper sauces, it builds and only gets hotter as you go. Stargazer was one of the few that the second i tasted it I knew it was going to be a must have.




Thor's hammer 9/10 with heat, It's up there with StarGazer. The wife loves this one, but she can't eat more than one wing before she has to take a break. Molten Chile Peppers as a base, tends to add a flavor that changes a bit as you enjoy.



FujiFire: 8/10 with heat, It's the same base as Thor, but lighter and a little sweeter.



Marshall's Haute Sauce: 6/10 with heat, Think of Indian Curry and you will have an idea of what this taste like. I love mixing this with my rice.



Los Calientes: 3/10 with heat, These two are my wife's favorite for tacos. Don't get my wrong, they are good with wings, but they make taco's amazing. Your wife will most likely love the green version.

[Boyiee]

Damn, You use these mostly with wings and tacos? And rice like you mentioned? I order wings 100% of the time but rarely make at home.

[Yabby]

I tend to meal prep for my food. Most of the time i pick a protein like chicken and make a bunch of it. I use hot sauces to change the flavor throughout the week so i don't get sick of eating the same thing.

The top three I tend to keep just for hot wings, because i enjoy the flavor so much, the others are for mixing with things. Some go well on fish, so i would air fry some cod and pour some on top to give it a good flavor. I have a few hot sauces that are just for heat. Like i will cook chili and if i don't have much heat, I'll dumb some into it to kick it up. The majority of what i eat will get hot sauce on it at some point, and over the years I've found what i enjoy (Mixing and matching based on what I'm eating).

Just got to play around.

[Boyiee]

Man we used to meal prep but it got so old eating the same thing I should give it another try. Now we just do a couple 4serving meals during the week and eat it that night and for lunch once or twice at most.

[Boyiee]

Damn free shipping on orders $60+ it's like heatonist knows how much I'm gonna spend.

Edit: prob gonna roll one of the top 3, haute, and either red or green. Leaning towards Fiji and green. Thor's just sounds cool.

[Yabby]

Wife just reminded me that she loves the Haute with her eggs.