Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[Ksandra]

I haven’t watched it on Disney + yet. Did they finally get the restored version going? I read an article saying they are remastering it with the song back in. I always watch my old vhs one because I like the song.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

I haven’t spoken to my mom in about 3 months. I’ve cut her out since the loan incident.

She just showed up at my door, tried kicking it in, gave up, and left “presents” at my back door. It was 3 bags of value village cookware. I’m so fucked up and have been so fucked up since Chemo that even nuking a TV dinner can be difficult. I have 80 dollars worth of bullshit, heavy cookware. My murderer for a brother, him and his wife got about 7,000 dollars in gifts and cash. My younger who faked my cancer, got 5,000 dollars.

The dying son, got 120 dollars total of garbage.

[Melena]

Meh, I'd say make a positive out of it. Donate it to a charity or soup kitchen that can make use of it. Best thing you can do for your health is to cut her out completely (and I'd say have her charged with Identity Theft over the whole loan incident, but then again I'm a vindictive asshole who finally told my mother I hope she doesn't outlive her husband or my brother cause I sure as shit won't bury her when she dies after our last argument.)

[Seraph]

I haven’t spoken to my mom in about 3 months. I’ve cut her out since the loan incident.

She just showed up at my door, tried kicking it in, gave up, and left “presents” at my back door. It was 3 bags of value village cookware. I’m so fucked up and have been so fucked up since Chemo that even nuking a TV dinner can be difficult. I have 80 dollars worth of bullshit, heavy cookware. My murderer for a brother, him and his wife got about 7,000 dollars in gifts and cash. My younger who faked my cancer, got 5,000 dollars.

The dying son, got 120 dollars total of garbage.

Are they cheap? at least they will be lighter when you toss them in the garbage in a few days.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Meh, I'd say make a positive out of it. Donate it to a charity or soup kitchen that can make use of it. Best thing you can do for your health is to cut her out completely (and I'd say have her charged with Identity Theft over the whole loan incident, but then again I'm a vindictive asshole who finally told my mother I hope she doesn't outlive her husband or my brother cause I sure as shit won't bury her when she dies after our last argument.)

I have cut her out. I’ve blocked all her numbers. I called the loan bank and explained to them exactly what happened. They have completely removed my name from anything loan related and now it’s all on her. I will be donating all this garbage to people who could maybe make a use out of it.

Between this and Christmas last year where she wished the “Cancer would just kill me already”, my older brother telling me i faked cancer. And my poor stressed, healthy brother, who got a 10,000 dollar 2 week all expenses paid vacation. And I got a “ninja blender”

I haven’t said a word to her mad she’s spamming me from random number about how much work she put into my gifts this year and I’m such a selfish asshole and how right she was. Everyone would have been happier had i died of cancer. She also loves telling people she pays for everything in regards to me. My mortgage, water, electricity, she tells people she bought my wife’s wedding dreas(her grandma did for 400 dollars) my mom tells people it cost her 4,000 dollars.

Fucking hell. The list goes on. And I’m in way too much pain to deal with this shit. My armpit to armpit main transplant scar, feels like someone is tightening a wire around my chest, my chest tube scars feel like someone stabbing them repeatedly, and my heart issues where it skips a beat and I start coughing to catch my breath, my lips go blue, and I can’t seem to get a doctor to give a fuck.

Fuck, I am going to eat a large amount of weed tonight to calm down.

[Buffy]

I haven’t spoken to my mom in about 3 months. I’ve cut her out since the loan incident.

She just showed up at my door, tried kicking it in, gave up, and left “presents” at my back door. It was 3 bags of value village cookware. I’m so fucked up and have been so fucked up since Chemo that even nuking a TV dinner can be difficult. I have 80 dollars worth of bullshit, heavy cookware. My murderer for a brother, him and his wife got about 7,000 dollars in gifts and cash. My younger who faked my cancer, got 5,000 dollars.

The dying son, got 120 dollars total of garbage.

Mod edit: Gonna let Buffy rethink the holiday season.

[Anoat]

Trying to log things in MS Office Suite for 1/4 (as in January 4th) but it’s all auto converting to 1/4 (as in the unit of measurement). Lame.

[synistar]

Work has it drilled into me to write shit out completely. Heck our paperwork it would be 04JAN2021 to follow our SOP.

If this is Excel - for those fields, Right click > Format cells > date formatting if your choice.

However, until 2021 rolls around you still have to write it out as 1/4/21.

[Ksandra]

Trying to log things in MS Office Suite for 1/4 (as in January 4th) but it’s all auto converting to 1/4 (as in the unit of measurement). Lame.

Try hitting ctrl+Z after it converts to the unit. Technically the last step was the conversion vs. typing. But then I use google products fulltime now, so not sure what happens in MS Office.

[Astylla]

Working in a quarantine house at the jail we see everyone pissed off they can't go to court and get a ton of mental health and homeless inmates too for a minimum of 14 days.

Come back to work to this one guy that I swear never sleeps. For all 12 hours of my shift he does nothing but scream into the intercom, which I'm not allowed to silence due to legal reasons on the chance this one time out of hundreds during my shift it's an actual emergency. So I basically have to keep it on just so I don't get a constant doorbell chime. So nothing but threats against me , my deputies, every racial slur and derogatory name under the sun I have to listen to. It doesn't bother me at all but it's mentally exhausting by the time the week is over.

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[Souj]

9 month old has turned into an absolute nightmare during his nighttime sleep. Typically goes down at 8ish and would sleep through most of the the entire night until 7 or so. But now, he’ll go down at 8, maybe get a sold 1-2 hours of sleep then after that he wakes up every 10-15 minutes. Sometimes I just have to stick a pacifier in his mouth, other times I have to pick him up, but he’ll fall right back to sleep- only to wake up again 15min later. Then, around 1-2am he’ll wake up like all the other times and I’ll pick him up and he’ll go to sleep, but this time every time I put him down he immediately lurches back up and refuses to go back down. That lasts most nights for 2 hours and then he’ll sleep straight through the rest of the night until 9am. Nightlight on and off, white noise on and off, let him cry some, stay right in the room with him, Tylenol in case it was teething, nothing helps. The only thing that’s changed recently is that I’ve been home from vacation since the 24th instead of working 12p-10p, which is around the date when this started happening.

[Ratatapa]

9 month old has turned into an absolute nightmare during his nighttime sleep. Typically goes down at 8ish and would sleep through most of the the entire night until 7 or so. But now, he’ll go down at 8, maybe get a sold 1-2 hours of sleep then after that he wakes up every 10-15 minutes. Sometimes I just have to stick a pacifier in his mouth, other times I have to pick him up, but he’ll fall right back to sleep- only to wake up again 15min later. Then, around 1-2am he’ll wake up like all the other times and I’ll pick him up and he’ll go to sleep, but this time every time I put him down he immediately lurches back up and refuses to go back down. That lasts most nights for 2 hours and then he’ll sleep straight through the rest of the night until 9am. Nightlight on and off, white noise on and off, let him cry some, stay right in the room with him, Tylenol in case it was teething, nothing helps. The only thing that’s changed recently is that I’ve been home from vacation since the 24th instead of working 12p-10p, which is around the date when this started happening.

Nocturn trrrors

Normal process

[Cream Soda]

Someone used my card to buy amazon music for 169 bucks and amazon won't give me any info w/o knowing the email address or phone number of the account. Went to file a dispute w/ my bank and "We're experiencing high call volume. Try again later"

[zoobernut]

9 month old has turned into an absolute nightmare during his nighttime sleep. Typically goes down at 8ish and would sleep through most of the the entire night until 7 or so. But now, he’ll go down at 8, maybe get a sold 1-2 hours of sleep then after that he wakes up every 10-15 minutes. Sometimes I just have to stick a pacifier in his mouth, other times I have to pick him up, but he’ll fall right back to sleep- only to wake up again 15min later. Then, around 1-2am he’ll wake up like all the other times and I’ll pick him up and he’ll go to sleep, but this time every time I put him down he immediately lurches back up and refuses to go back down. That lasts most nights for 2 hours and then he’ll sleep straight through the rest of the night until 9am. Nightlight on and off, white noise on and off, let him cry some, stay right in the room with him, Tylenol in case it was teething, nothing helps. The only thing that’s changed recently is that I’ve been home from vacation since the 24th instead of working 12p-10p, which is around the date when this started happening.

This is normal. Welcome to teething. Also tylenol not a good idea for teething pain except when it is really bad. You don't want to give it to your baby too much and you won't be able to keep up with the teething pain. Kids sleep schedules and styles go through a lot of changes. Right now our daughter who is 1yo isn't sleeping at all through the night. She was sleeping really well. Now she is teething and waking up a lot and sleeping really restlessly.

Our 4 yo was sleeping through the night for months now he is waking up at least once per night in the middle of the night. With our oldest we got him to sleep in his own room pretty early but it took until he was 4 before he would consistently sleep through the night all the way in his own room.

[Ksandra]

Finally got our oven delivered today. Turns out the guy couldn't install it because the valve on the wall is so old they don't make the size pipe that fits it anymore. I have to get the valve replaced and then call them back to finish the installation. I JUST WANT TO MAKE COOKIES AND A ROAST AT THE SAME TIME. *cries*

[Ksandra]

Finally got our oven delivered today. Turns out the guy couldn't install it because the valve on the wall is so old they don't make the size pipe that fits it anymore. I have to get the valve replaced and then call them back to finish the installation. I JUST WANT TO MAKE COOKIES AND A ROAST AT THE SAME TIME. *cries*

Still waiting on plumber to get back to me on this. Sucks, he is a trustworthy guy who does a good job, so I always feel he's worth sticking with for safety, but good god does he always take forever to respond on any job. ;_;

[NotGreyheim]

My insurance, my pharmacy, and my doctor's office need to start paying me a manager's salary for all the fucking bullshit I have to go through whenever I need to get my meds refilled. It took 6 months for me to get my pharmacy to be able to bill both my primary and secondary insurance. They have also apparently been trying to contact my doctor's office about getting a new prescription for one of my meds for nearly a month now, and never once thought to ask me to reach out, or even just tell me what was going on. I only found out because I'm now due for my next dose, I don't have it, and hadn't heard anything since requesting the refill last week, so I called them today. Now I'm stuck waiting however long this is going to take to fix, as well as to ship me my meds. Meanwhile I'm in a tremendous amount of pain, have almost no energy whatsoever, and am rapidly dehydrating, so having to deal with all this as well is just peachy.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Its a struggle for sure. I had a lot of issues with pain killers during cancer. Thankfully I've been going to the same mom and pop type pharmacy since I was like 10 and they went above and beyond to help me, giving me things before insurance even covered it because of how badly I needed it. That wouldn't work at like a chain pharmacy, though. Hopefully shit gets worked out for you. Living in pain fucking sucks

[Cream Soda]

Phone gradually stopped charging (like have to unplug replug unplug replug until it finally works) no longer works at all no matter how many times i try. GOt a wireless charger and doesn't work either.

[Cantih]

I'm staring down something similar for mine.
My Nokia 6010 isn't holding much of a charge anymore, and all the online options I can find for getting a new battery look skeezy as hell.