Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

**Salodin** · 2018-09-04 16:22

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

Lol had an interview and 2hrs later got rejected from mcdonalds; probably the most pathetic nigga on bg, xD

Did you finish school?

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**Cream Soda** · 2018-09-04 17:01

Originally Posted by Salodin

Did you finish school?

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Yes and no; non specialized pretty much worthless degree; and didn't get into grad school

**Salodin** · 2018-09-04 17:28

What matters is the related experience. Stay busy, even if you work for a small local related field. Dont let that piece of paper go to waste.

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**Cream Soda** · 2018-09-04 17:32

Can't really do much related I can do w/o actually going further though. It's whatever at this point. Stopping letting it stress me out a while ago. Wasn't worth the mental gymnastics

**Zetanio** · 2018-09-04 17:40

Giant fail:

I went down to reserve the lounge in my building to play D&D in like I usually do but about 20 minutes later than usual. I show up and open the door. There's already another giant group playing D&D and they started like 10 minutes beforehand.

Motherfucker.

**Kalmado** · 2018-09-04 19:24

My stupid fat feet couldn't fit into some Cole Haan sandals. Apparently I'm a 4E in Asics. Fuck me.

**dasva** · 2018-09-04 20:58

Got new bike. It's working about pretty nice. A lot more built for speed than my old one. Taking it for first full ride home today get past The intersection no problem. Let my guard down slightly start pushing for speed only for a few seconds later hear this engine rev up right behind me. Sure enough this truck comes speeding up from behind me only to make a hard right turn before his rear end is even past me and of course is going to fast to complete the turn so brakes right in front of me. Like fuck dude if I wasn't there you would got the turn done just as fast as you would've staying behind me since you obviously needed to slow down. And then when I start shouting at him he gives me a kind of come at me bro kind of gesture. Of course this is just a few days after traffic cops said they'd patrol that area around then more often

**Cream Soda** · 2018-09-04 21:09

I can usually tell when someone is doing that so I accelerate as hard as I can so they can't cut me off. One of my accidents was that way, so I don't let people cut me off anymore.

**Xno Kappa** · 2018-09-04 21:34

Twitch doesn't seem to like my laptop. It fucking buffers every ten damn seconds. Every other streaming site and/or service I use works just fine. Tried different browsers and still an issue. I'll watch 4k shows just fine on netflix, but twitch won't even let me watch 160potato.

**synistar** · 2018-09-04 21:47

Try Alternate Player for Twitch.tv add-on for Firefox. It has a built in ad blocker to boot.

**dasva** · 2018-09-05 10:43

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

I can usually tell when someone is doing that so I accelerate as hard as I can so they can't cut me off. One of my accidents was that way, so I don't let people cut me off anymore.

Haha. If only that would work. I've had people say fuck it and after keeping pace with me for a full block decide to turn right into me when we are side by side. Though usually this happens mid intersection with them coming up from behind fast so I don't realize until they are practically hitting me

For further rub ins the idiot who immediately leaps into the road the second a light is green even when there are cars still going thru the intersection did just that again on my way home. Even stopped in the intersection in front of the car to yell at it stopping my lane of traffic (which he should've been in but he likes to go around the corner to the side of that lane so people turning right from that lane can't see him around said corner) from going on the now green light. I've seen him do this a good 30+ times now and somehow no one tries to run him over despite him being all fucked up and them already going that way first. Meanwhile people go out of their way and make illegal traffic maneuvers to drive straight at me

**Melena** · 2018-09-05 17:38

Been yelling at work to re-do the electrical and network cabling in this converted filing room that they want to use as a hotelling room with docking stations and monitors for a group of employees as all the ports and outlets were on one side of the room, meaning i'd have to run cables across the floor and create a trip hazard otherwise. They finally redo the wiring, but only for the electrical, and not the damn network ports.

**Anoat** · 2018-09-05 20:16

I forgot my new laptop is a touch screen and I went to wipe away a stray hair on the screen and had a minor panic attack when the screen changed. I'm starting to understand why old people are confused and upset all the time.

**Kalmado** · 2018-09-06 08:35

Probably going to have to buy a hot water heater. Barf.

**Astylla** · 2018-09-06 11:26

Last night while lying in bed out of her corner of my eye see what appears to be a tiny spider on the wall. I’m terrified of them no matter how small so I was searching for something to smash it with.
Finally find my shoe and nervously smash it and notice it’s still there and doesn’t move - because it was a small stain on the wall in the perfect shape.

**Zetanio** · 2018-09-06 11:33

Spiders eat mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are my enemy. Spiders are friends.

**Xno Kappa** · 2018-09-06 11:39

**dasva** · 2018-09-06 14:53

Fuck man some people are just too rude. Was helping a customer clearly doing work for them some old guy comes up trying to get me to help him. I tell him gotta finish helping this other lady first. He nods and then proceeds to follow me into the office in front of said lady hog up the space in front of the desk and again ask me to help while the first customer is waiting patiently behind him. I tell him again dude in the middle of another customer let her in. He's like oh I didn't know... yeah ok.

But by far the worst... slowly but surely every store around me has been cutting carrying 1893 Pepsi. First they started getting rid of the Black Currant which was the best flavor, then the citrus which was meh. Finally all of them have gotten rid of the original flavor but continue to keep up a huge stock of the terrible ginger that no one ever buys because it's terrible. Like pretty sure the same cans have been there for several months. Hey stores how about you dump that and put in the stuff people were actually buying and make some money instead of wasting shelf space!

**Salodin** · 2018-09-06 16:38

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Had a hearty laugh in the middle of a quiet office lol

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**synistar** · 2018-09-06 16:39

Originally Posted by Zetanio

Spiders eat mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are my enemy. Spiders are friends.

Truth. Natural fly catchers that I'm p. cool with spider bros.

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