Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[Tokitoki]

It knows. You can't hide anything from the internet or your apps.

Friends of mine were camping out in the woods, no cell reception, talking about couches for their new apartment. Said something about a green couch to match something or other. When they get back to areas with reception, ads for green couches started popping up on their Facebook, browsers, etc.

[dasva]

This is how skynet starts

[Athas]

I feeling like picking out couches is more the start of a Rogue Servitors type set up then a Determinied Exterminator one.

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[dasva]

get 100% spam/scam email that actually went to inbox and they are accusing me of being a bot and trying to deceive them so they need to be sure. Bitch you sent me the email. Honestly almost impressed lol

[dasva]

Fucking landscaping people took out our lavender bushes or clumps whatever today.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Go to /r/legaladvice. they fucking love tree law.

[synistar]

Can't access the network drive @ work. I can't do my usual procedure or access any sort of work-related material. I wanted to sleep in today. At least it's pay day. Also I'm on Pacific time, I wake up at 4:30AM.

[dasva]

Go to /r/legaladvice. they fucking love tree law.

I think it was with the property owners blessing since she had been walking around with them the day before. But shit man why would you do that. Look great smell nice and science says they calm people down!

[Yuri-G]

too bad it's trees. I'd help you out, but I'm more of an expert in bird law.

[dasva]

So I sign up for sinemia cause hey it looks sustainable and more profitably priced but still good deal. First problem is they flat out state doing it via card will take forever to get you a card so they recommend doing cardless version via app which will give you payment information to pop into any number of online ticketing sites. Sweet right advanced ticketing and all. What it doesn't tell you until you get to that part is that they "only pay for the ticket" the convenience fee gets passed along... or that's what it says except going to the site itself it says the convenience fee is $1 and sinemia wants to charge me $1.80. So not only is there several layers of wholesale deception here but ya know basically adding significant amounts to the monthly cost if I actually use it. I mean if I used it each time it would still save me money but fuck that at this point

[Zetanio]

oh wow you mean the bad business model didn't work again?!

[Xno Kappa]

Came up to the family in NYC to go to a friend’s baby shower in Newark. Got here and found out there was only about 30 minutes left in the baby shower and they were already opening gifts lol. So just gonna meet with my friend and give him the gifts later today or tomorrow.

[Zetanio]

fam the weather is the fucking worst today. gotta go to two halloween parties and all i wanna do is watch harry potter and sleep.

[Xno Kappa]

Yo for real. What’s normally a 3-4 hour trip took me 6.

[Zetanio]

i gotta take fucking lyfts/ubers everywhere because the subways are fucking toast. what a fuckin disaster.

[dasva]

oh wow you mean the bad business model didn't work again?!

Stop being ignant

[Zetanio]

ignant is getting bamboozled twice.

[dasva]

Meh the business model is different. Shouldn't except all kinds of a particular service to be terrilbe

[Zetanio]

next you'll be tellin us about herbalife and amway.

[Rooney]

Order delivery, we can't deliver. WTF I literally called your delivery line. l have to pick up a delivery order because reasons.