Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[Astylla]

There’s something in the water or there’s a full fucking moon out. Last 24 hours have been crazy as fuck with random shit at work.

Today walking back from lunch a lady stops me and asks about rental cars. I try to inquire some basic info and she gets pissy and defensive, so I stop and let her finish. When I then say she needs to take a rental car shuttle since ours aren’t directly connected to the terminals she gave me more attitude. Since she mentioned a company I wasn’t familiar with I suggested she check with information ( which was less than 500 feet behind her) to be sure before going in circles.

Tells me to have a blessed day in the most sarcastic tone possible.

[djzombie]

Told my mom about my relocate and WFH request getting approved and she immediately tried to make about herself, "why did you wait so long to tell me you were moving out of state?"

Mostly because I didn't want to talk about it, and definitely didn't wanna talk about it until it was approved.

[Melena]

First 15 minutes of my lunch was spent directing traffic until law enforcement arrived due to someone cutting into my lane and plowing into the car in front of me, completely spinning it out. After that was done and eating lunch, ran by the gas station to pick up a couple of rock star punched zeroes and of course they were all out.

[Jefe]

Ama sound super salty, I hate to sound crass and vicious and nasty but... went to a wedding (before Christmas) and witnessed grownass dudes doing the fort night dance. I was praying for kim young fat to drop a nuke, but remembered we friends now. I hate this fucking POS game and everything it stands for. The fucking dances just make me sick, absolutely disgusting. Grownass men dancing this shit are a fucking disgrace. Fuck this game.

[Abandon]

Ama sound super salty, I hate to sound crass and vicious and nasty but... went to a wedding (before Christmas) and witnessed grownass dudes doing the fort night dance. I was praying for kim young fat to drop a nuke, but remembered we friends now. I hate this fucking POS game and everything it stands for. The fucking dances just make me sick, absolutely disgusting. Grownass men dancing this shit are a fucking disgrace. Fuck this game.

to clarify, those aren't "fortnite" dances. It's just white and/or old people who don't know that each and every one of those dances comes from black culture, save for a few, and were created by hip hop artists. Hence, the reason Fortnite is being sued by at least 4 different people. but, carry on.

[BaneTheBrawler]

most "fortnite dances" are actually just pop culture references to already existing dances so i don't see why you'd get upset over that. The Carlton (Fresh Prince), The Turk (Scrubs), etc. And anyway, how are they different from any other dance? dances have been meme-y and terrible since the dawn of time, with the possible exception of formal dances.


i think you just hate fortnite, in which case:

[Abandon]

this issue is, those dances are created by people, and believe or not, are paid to do so. so fornite making something like $3B from purchasable stuff, including dances, is shitty because the people whose dances they "borrowed" aren't being paid their cut.

[Ksandra]

It's just white and/or old people who don't know that each and every one of those dances comes from black culture,

i don't see why you'd get upset over that. The Carlton (Fresh Prince), The Turk (Scrubs), etc.

those dances comes from black culture,

i don't see why you'd get upset over that. The Carlton (Fresh Prince), The Turk (Scrubs), etc.

black culture,

The Carlton (Fresh Prince), The Turk (Scrubs)

**heavy breathing intensifies**

[Krazy]

I agree that Fortnite is shit.

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[BaneTheBrawler]

this issue is, those dances are created by people, and believe or not, are paid to do so. so fornite making something like $3B from purchasable stuff, including dances, is shitty because the people whose dances they "borrowed" aren't being paid their cut.

i was replying to jefe; your post hadn't loaded in yet. i totes understand the lawsuits.

[thetruepandagod]

Really doubt those suing fortnite have much chance of it ending up in their favor.

https://www.theguardian.com/games/20...ur-dance-moves

[Krazy]

Hit another fucking deer.

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[Salodin]

Really doubt those suing fortnite have much chance of it ending up in their favor.

https://www.theguardian.com/games/20...ur-dance-moves

I wouldn't be so sure. People sue over less in music and get away with it. 95% sure this makes it to a settlement for an undisclosed amount and epic admitting nothing.

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[Zetanio]

Hit another fucking deer.

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Flip side: Free venison!!!

[Krazy]

Nah, that bastard barely even slowed down. Sprinted off into the woods. Thing was so big for a second I thought I hit a moose.

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[djzombie]

Nah, that bastard barely even slowed down. Sprinted off into the woods. Thing was so big for a second I thought I hit a moose.

Hows the vehicle? Did you like full on hit it? Or able to slow down first and just hit him a little, sounds like this is what happened since the deer still ran off into the woods.

We have deer around here but I usually drive a bit slower on those roads, especially at night, still almost hit 3 of them the other night, thankfully I was already expecting them and was driving slow enough that I could stop before impact.

[Krazy]

Big dent in my hood, bunch of cracks in my bumper. Grille was loose, but I popped it back in. I was only going 30, but it was in front of me so fast I didn't have time to hit my brakes. Missed my headlights thankfully.

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[Anoat]

A friend of mine in the last few months has taken a keen interest in wild mushrooms and other fungi. She is always posting pics of weird looking ones she finds. Weird flex but ok. Well now she found this GIANT one that she says she has researched and it’s safe to cook and eat and she is gonna do it today. She says it’s safe and she has done research on it and shit but I just have this nagging feeling something bad is gonna come from it and she is gonna die or get horribly ill.

[Melena]

Went to go get lunch at my favorite breakfast/lunch restaurant only to forget its New Year’s Day and they were closed.

[Xno Kappa]

Had one too many drinks last night and still feel like shit right now lol.