Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[zoobernut]

Had my big toe nail pried off once, moving a pretty much full 42U rack and rolled right in to my toe. My toe obviously lost. Was actually pretty funny once we packed it off...the blood trail out of the room was pretty epic. It looked like we stabbed an annoying user and they crawled under the racks to die.

We all have these urges in IT but you mustn't fall to the dark side. It isn't worth it. One stupid user will be replaced by 10.

[Melena]

Figured now that i'm playing KH3, I'd pick up the PS4 Story so far compilation that has everything. Of course it's now out of print when it hasn't even been in stores 3 months and Amazon/Ebay are wanting 75-100 for it.

[Yuri-G]

went to the dentist today because my tooth was scraping my tongue hardcore (to the point that it was bloody and swollen, so not just a little) and long story short a crown chipped. when she showed me the tooth it looked like pac man. seriously, a neat little triangle just... gone. sharp as hell, too.

got it fixed up but man I did not know you could chip a crown that bad. it was like a little dagger in the side of my mouth, I couldn't even talk for more than a few minutes before I had to stop.

[dasva]

So turns out looking up people isn't cheap. So this might be the end of this attempt. Starting to see why so few incidents ever become cases

[Melena]

So turns out looking up people isn't cheap. So this might be the end of this attempt. Starting to see why so few incidents ever become cases

Obviously now the solution is to buy a magic jack, get a computer with a 56k modem on it and get a telenet script set up to call her phone # every hour

[synistar]

Division has slowly been moving departments into a new facility.

Not all bathrooms are operational and still being built out.

Bathrooms are of the lowest priority to get the building operational. Complaints arose over queues and dirty bathrooms during the quarterly all-hands meeting with the division GM.

I guess when I transfer over, I should drive home for my shit breaks (10 min drive each way.)

[Anoat]

Modern Family has been cancelled. The upcoming 11th season will be the final one. I’ve really come to like that show. Sad.

[Astylla]

Worked overtime on one of the coldest nights of the year in the Bay Area. Granted that’s only mid 30’s and nothing like the Midwest , but when I got off work at 6am my windshield and rear one were frosted over. I wasn’t prepared for this and had to wait 10 minutes for my defroster to do its job before I could leave. Yet at my apartment 15 minutes away not one fucking car parked outside is frosted over , wtf.

[TsingTao]

We all have these urges in IT but you mustn't fall to the dark side. It isn't worth it. One stupid user will be replaced by 10.

Fear not, it only looked like we gave in to our hate. Stupid users get their connection throttled or disk quotas reduced until they get their shit together but no one actually gets murdered.

[dasva]

Obviously now the solution is to buy a magic jack, get a computer with a 56k modem on it and get a telenet script set up to call her phone # every hour

It goes to voicemail immediately all but once. I'm 99% the number is a secondary phone probably gotten from/with an ex whose name it seems to be in. But I like your style

[Rooney]

Back from the doctor. Something something stress is literally killing me. Some junk I mostly understood > chemical reaction > muscle spasms (not seizures!) > crippling pain. Pain to the point you can't even breathe. But you're physically OK to work!

[Fondue]

Just chill dawg

[dasva]

Man some of our customers (or sometimes not even ours lol) aren't the brightest sticks in the box of rocks.

Just had someone stare at our door with a dumb look on their face for like 3 minutes until coworker got annoyed by it.
Also just had just had someone call in asking why we hadn't showed up when we were supposed to weeks ago since they already paid. Claimed to pay over the phone despite us telling them we don't do that. Asked them where they got our number. They say their invoice. Tell them to look at their invoice they read off another company name... have to explain to them that's not us and the number they dialed and are talking to right now is clearly not the one on there

[Zealot]

Tomorrow's the last day before my girlfriend of four years and I split up and for the first time since we decided to do so I am a wreck.

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[Moss]

Tomorrow's the last day before my girlfriend of four years and I split up and for the first time since we decided to do so I am a wreck.

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Sorry dude. I'm a year out from a 3 year relationship ending and I know that feeling well. It's gonna hit you in waves at times and it fucking blows. You'll be alright though.

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[Mayareira]

Tomorrow's the last day before my girlfriend of four years and I split up and for the first time since we decided to do so I am a wreck.

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Going to hurt but I’ve had 2 long term relationships ended in the past and today I am so fucking greatful that they did so. They did hurt like hell in the past.

With a much better (in every aspect) woman now on course to marriage. Stuff really happens for a reason.

[Astylla]

Tomorrow's the last day before my girlfriend of four years and I split up and for the first time since we decided to do so I am a wreck.

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There’s obviously a reason it has come to this and time together can affect things more but it’s okay to have those emotions. I was with someone for 5 years and when they left me they did me a favor I just couldn’t see it at the time.

Even if it’s a mutual decision and no serious negativity it isn’t easy. I hope you have some support if you need it and try to find something new to focus on if you can. Best of luck.

[Astylla]

Fucking Wells Fargo can’t get their shit together so while if I call it updates my direct deposit balances , online it says something different. I’m
paranoid now that things are going to bounce back try to charge fees that shouldn’t be. I’m ready to switch anywhere but here. I fucking hate them..

[djzombie]

Going to hurt but I’ve had 2 long term relationships ended in the past and today I am so fucking greatful that they did so. They did hurt like hell in the past.

With a much better (in every aspect) woman now on course to marriage. Stuff really happens for a reason.

Same here man, I ended an 8 year relationship about three years ago, was fucked up for a while. Still not completely recovered financially, mentally I'm the best I've ever been, that bitch can die in an aids fire.

Found evidence that she was cheating on me, my best friend of 20 years drove 6 hours in his car to move what I could fit in his vehicle back home. Fucked up thing is when I found out she was cheating I was making wedding invitations at work for our 8 year anniversary.

I was mostly a financial crutch for her, when we made the same amount of money the relationship was great. We moved to several different states while she burned bridges at old jobs and then found new ones. Once she made enough to money to support herself on her own is when she started treating me like shit daily (and cheating apparently).

Moved back home, my ex drained our joint bank account (including my entire tax return that just dropped so I literally had nothing, no car, no money, everything we ever bought together she kept. After a year or so found a decent job at a data company that utilizes what I went to college for.

About 2 years ago I met someone who seems like the best woman I've ever met and we have been together since. She lives out of state, we talk on the phone every night but we only get to spend vacations together. We have both been trying to get remote positions at our workplaces so we can move closer.

This year I really pushed my job to let me do it and they approved. As soon as the snow clears I'll be moving out there to really pursue this thing with her. I'm heading out either this month or next month, to visit, and have a discussion with her current room mate to see if we want to find a place big enough for all three of us or if we want to find her current room mate a new roomie and find our own place.

It's a long road, I didn't really wanna start over after almost a decade. I would have done anything to try and make it work but when I found out she was cheating on me it was over. If I can't trust you there is no relationship. And ultimately I wasn't happy with my ex anymore, and she wasn't happy with me. I question whether she ever really loved me or if I was just an easy convenient way for her to get out of her dad's house.

TLDR; Random fail will eventually lead you to random win, it just takes time.

[Eragon]

Did they make the ads in Tapatalk extra touch sensitive or something? I feel like I’m opening one by mistake every 30 seconds.