Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Those are good dogs.

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[Melena]

Was going to wash the car yesterday, looked at the weather report and more rain on Monday.

[synistar]

I think I swore to myself that I won't get my car washed until the 3rd week of March at this rate.

[Souj]

Phone screen went kaput, so I went to drop it off. On the way back out of the place, there was a pothole that I didn't expect to be deep, turns out it was and I exploded two run flat tires, broke a strut, strut mount, lower control arm. Well, can't just do them in singles in reality, so I end up replacing two struts, two strut mounts, 4 tires (since I have staggered wheels), had a 100 point inspection done, found out the shop t hat did my breaks fucked up some sensors, my rear struts are at end of life. Out 3200 on the car repairs so far, 300 for the phone screen, $750 left to go to get the rear struts done. Might need to end up replacing a sensor control board for my TPMS sensors and I need a new high mount stop lamp since the pothole dislodged the lense from the sudden shock.

Good thing the car is paid off and I can eat the cost, but damn, way too much in one go.

But at least the car drives like new now. Mostly.

If you have collision insurance, your insurance should cover a lot of the damage. My fiance worked for Liberty Mutual and said they get claims for pot holes all the time.

[Mayareira]

If I actually do take the pictures myself, I'll post them for you. This is what she sent me.

Oooh, the wild type.

[BaneTheBrawler]

i bit my tongue right near the base yesterday. now it's sore.

[Kalmado]

March 15th cannot get here soon enough so my coworker is gone. So sick of all the personal calls, visits, coming in late, leaving early, or just calling off. As if that's not bad enough she tells me she's only staying so she can get the paychecks and time doesn't effect it since we're salary plus commission. I've now come across in our system I have a bunch of "New" accounts that she claimed months ago but has moved them into my name. Yes, our system is so shit a regular employee can move ownership of accounts to whoever they want. So like the ring is to Gollum, my boss has his reports and it appears as if I'm not doing anything so this morning we get an earful about production.

I feel bad complaining about it here yet I feel like right now here is the only place I can get it out of my system. I don't want to give my wife anymore on her plate as she's busy enough. I really appreciate having this forum even if it's words on an internet site and people who I've never met may or may not read this. The thing I'm looking forward to the most is moving into her office.

[Yuri-G]

dear brain,

you piece of shit malfunctioning pile of neurological fuckery. YOU ARE FINE. STOP WITH THE SAD CHEMICALS. JUST FUCKING STOP.

sincerely,

Yuri

[dasva]

Long term customer changes their schedule to never really be in the office where we pick up except before 8. Fine we normally don't start doing customers that early because most will be closed but we tell her will be there 730-8 and she said fine she doesn't leave until 830. 740 rolls around and we get an irate phone call about why aren't we there yet she has to leave in 10 minutes wanting to know wtf we are doing. We're showing up on the actual agreed window lady

[Kalmado]

spotify web browser is causing black bars to flicker on my second monitor here at work. I guess it's a known issue. Just being on the site causes this. As soon as I close the tab the flickering stops. How strange.

[BaneTheBrawler]

woke up today feel nauseated and light-headed. which means i'm probably sick, but at the same time, i've got no other symptoms, so idk.

[Kalmado]

Verizon and TDS outage in mid Michigan. Can't receive calls or make outgoing calls at work yay!

[dasva]

Rain had mostly cleared up this morning but still enough water on the ground my back side got a little wet. Nothing too bad but enough to be uncomfortable. But got work clothes at work to change into... but didn't have any underwear so now going commando which is also fairly uncomfortable

[BaneTheBrawler]

woke up today feel nauseated and light-headed. which means i'm probably sick, but at the same time, i've got no other symptoms, so idk.

few hours in, now. had a few big shits. still dizzy with bouts of nausea. no idea wtf is going on.

[arus2001]

Are there any links to Chron's and heart attacks? May be worth a trip to the ER despite the financial fucking that may follow.

[Kalmado]

Something is going on with Verizon because numerous more outages have popped up and major cities in Michigan (Detroit, Grand Rapids, Lansing, Kalamazoo, Ann Arbor) are without service. Other major US cities are showing on the map below. My coworker who has Verizon using using online chat from our work computer and was told they do not even have an ETA for this.

https://downdetector.com/status/verizon/map/

[BaneTheBrawler]

Are there any links to Chron's and heart attacks? May be worth a trip to the ER despite the financial fucking that may follow.

not really. probably some links between some medications, but none that im on. except possibly the trial drug, but that's what the trial is for.

after a few more hours and eating, i'm doing a bit better, so it could just be a bizarre hunger response. that happens. sometimes wires get crossed.

[dasva]

Get home and my keyboard is all borked. Some keys do nothing some do other stuff (like e ie basically control f) and some do multiple letters. Some work as intended. No idea what going on worked fine when I went to bed last night

[AoE]

Homegirl had to cancel on me because she's sick. Taking it with a grain of salt but she sent me pictures of herself as collateral. Unfortunately not gonna post here out of respect.

[djzombie]

Get home and my keyboard is all borked. Some keys do nothing some do other stuff (like e ie basically control f) and some do multiple letters. Some work as intended. No idea what going on worked fine when I went to bed last night

Sounds like someone spilled some liquid on it.