Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

**dasva** · 2019-03-01 12:41

Originally Posted by djzombie

Sounds like someone spilled some liquid on it.

Not recently... also this morning was even worse lol.

And for further fun times had a flat tire this morning. Go to pull wheel off and it's not coming off. Takes me a little while to figure out but seems the slots in the new replacement fork are such that it wont slide in and out like it should so bend them a little and pull it out. Then the tire is being a real bitch to get off... couldn't find anything obvious puncturing it so have to inspect both sides a bit more thoroughly than I normally would. Then holy fuck it's the hardest tire to put back on... like the last bit of the last side ended up taking 15 minutes and in the process scrapped my knuckles and bent a nail back which is still bleeding. All told was like 45 minutes while the other one I recently replaced tire and tube on and even accidentally put on backwards and had to do again was only like 15-20 minute

**Abandon** · 2019-03-01 21:06

Originally Posted by AoE

Homegirl had to cancel on me because she's sick. Taking it with a grain of salt but she sent me pictures of herself as collateral. Unfortunately not gonna post here out of respect.

are they at least worth a shit

**mallister** · 2019-03-02 02:07

sick as fuuuck. bronchitis, yay! fuck you central valley air quality.

**Astylla** · 2019-03-02 09:58

Spent the last four hours at work getting absolutely drenched from the rain storms rolling in again. I started feeling lightheaded and started sneezing like crazy. I’m taking NyQuil and hoping for the best..

**dasva** · 2019-03-02 19:03

Hop on over to the target across the street for a temp cheapy keyboard to tide me over. They only got wireless but hey batteries included. Open it up and someone left it turned on so yay dead batteries included.

**Fiye** · 2019-03-02 20:29

Work gave everyone two monitors which I'd normally be extremely happy with however they decided to put everything super close to each other and now its split evenly instead of one being centered and another off to the side and its really fucking annoying.

Also being stuck in Win 7 is really reminding me why I bought display fusion back in the day. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY EXTENDED TASKBAR.

**Anoat** · 2019-03-04 11:40

I guess the “cheese challenge” is the next big viral thing and man do I weep for humanity.

**Scizor** · 2019-03-04 11:44

Originally Posted by Fiye

Work gave everyone two monitors which I'd normally be extremely happy with however they decided to put everything super close to each other and now its split evenly instead of one being centered and another off to the side and its really fucking annoying.

Also being stuck in Win 7 is really reminding me why I bought display fusion back in the day. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY EXTENDED TASKBAR.

If its just the task bar you need have a look at this: https://sourceforge.net/projects/dualmonitortb/

I use it at work and home and id be lost without it

**mallister** · 2019-03-04 14:02

coughed up blood today at work, got sent home. bronchitis! so many gifts.

**Kalmado** · 2019-03-06 09:22

Monday night / Tuesday morning I threw up a bunch. Wasn't 100% for sure if it was hangover or if I was getting the flu because my wife had the flu last week and Sunday I was going from hot to cold a ton. Took Tuesday off. Drank some Poweraid, ate soup, slept. Mid afternoon felt fine. Must of been a hangover. This morning I might as well of just sat on the toilet until I had to get to work. I had to be to work because my coworker text us saying, "I'm going to be late. Dealing with a big mess." This was sent an hour and 15 minutes before we open. Are you fucking kidding me?

I get to work and say to the other one I'm sorry if I look like shit cause I feel like shit. Mention how my temp yesterday was between 96.5-97.2 most of the day. Yeah I know I'm not dying or anything but it really sucks when you're sitting in the shower with hot on blast and you are shivering. She just says, "Well that's normal." Can't even just give a that's too bad. These fucking people.

**6souls** · 2019-03-06 11:30

Originally Posted by 6souls

Just lost the full time job I've had for the past 13 years, or rather just started the process of losing my job. The owner of the company is retiring and employees just learned today that we've been secretly reaching out to potential buyers to take over. There has been no bites, so liquidating begins November 14th. I can stay on through the entire process and be eligible for unemployment or find something else. What a shit evening.

So, my last day was on the 16th of February. I've been on unemployment since holding onto the promise that a new business was going to enter the retail space that I had been in and they were going to retain all of the staff from that location. Last week the building's management company dropped the new people from contention due to the lack of "retail experience" (they made their fortune flipping power plants) and being unable to negotiate a better deal (management wanted $6700/mo for a space that will need potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars of improvement). There was a secondary location a few miles away, but I just learned that that deal has fallen through.

**zoobernut** · 2019-03-06 12:48

Netflix and 20th Century Fox are filming some sort of new TV show near my home. Commuting past where they are working is not fun. They block the road constantly to film and when they aren't filming their crew stands around in the highway drinking coffee. I hate "on location" filming. If they were filming a movie it wouldn't be so bad but since it is a show if it is successful we might be stuck with them for a while coming back each year for new seasons. That is what happened with Big Little Lies and it is really annoying.

**dasva** · 2019-03-06 13:06

Was planning all kind of food related adventures for this weekend including some that are hard to catch (like some mobile catering/food trucks, some just cleaning up from the flooding, places with certain specials this week/month) and half into planning I found out it's restaurant week for my county and their are like 150 participating restaurants… so time to research a lot more food and fast lol

**Ksandra** · 2019-03-06 20:03

Won a $75 gift card to amazon. Was gonna get a ~$90 ninja air fryer since our regular fryer kicked the bucket. I put it in the cart and everything, then forgot to hit order.

Just tried now and the fryer is no longer being sold by amazon, just 3rd party sellers for like $114.

It doesn't even say "Out of Stock" or anything.

Now I gotta decide, do I get a different brand (people seem to complain about peeling in like all of them), wait and see if they start selling it again, or just buy something else. ;;I had finally convinced my husband to get one. gdi my slacker self.

Other semi-fail is someone stole my debit card info and order stuff on walmart/Reebok. Thankfully chase caught it right away and reversed the charges. Downside is I have to get a chard with a new number, so I gotta update all my autopays. Upside is I was able to get a new design since I can never read the numbers on my current one.

**Moss** · 2019-03-06 20:04

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Won a $75 gift card to amazon. Was gonna get a ~$90 ninja air fryer since our regular fryer kicked the bucket. I put it in the cart and everything, then forgot to hit order.

Just tried now and the fryer is no longer being sold by amazon, just 3rd party sellers for like $114.

It doesn't even say "Out of Stock" or anything.

Now I gotta decide, do I get a different brand (people seem to complain about peeling in like all of them), wait and see if they start selling it again, or just buy something else. ;;I had finally convinced my husband to get one. gdi my slacker self.

Other semi-fail is someone stole my debit card info and order stuff on walmart/Reebok. Thankfully chase caught it right away and reversed the charges. Downside is I have to get a chard with a new number, so I gotta update all my autopays. Upside is I was able to get a new design since I can never read the numbers on my current one.

Or just pay the extra $25?

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**Ksandra** · 2019-03-06 20:07

Originally Posted by Moss

Or just pay the extra $25?

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I don't trust ordering from the 3rd party sellers. Two times now I have ordered and got something else.

Plus, I don't think you can get the 4-year warranty if you order from the 3rd party people, right?

**psychodwarf** · 2019-03-06 22:41

My dad has been having a ton of health problems the past couple of years. So, when I saw the hospital calling yesterday I thought it was about him. Nope. Instead my mom who was his primary caregiver had to be rushed to the ER after a massive heart attack. After multiple failed attempts to get her heart restarted there was nothing else they could do. I still can't believe she's actually gone. I have no idea where or how to even start to pick up the pieces.

**AoE** · 2019-03-06 22:57

Shit man. My condolences.

**Ksandra** · 2019-03-06 23:24

My condolences.

**Astylla** · 2019-03-06 23:39

Originally Posted by psychodwarf

My dad has been having a ton of health problems the past couple of years. So, when I saw the hospital calling yesterday I thought it was about him. Nope. Instead my mom who was his primary caregiver had to be rushed to the ER after a massive heart attack. After multiple failed attempts to get her heart restarted there was nothing else they could do. I still can't believe she's actually gone. I have no idea where or how to even start to pick up the pieces.

Fuck I’m so sorry..I went through something similar when I lost my mom 13 years ago. My deepest condolences to you and your family

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