Random Fail FWP Thread 2: Something, Something, Your Mother's a Whore.

[arus2001]

Yeah, Blizzard having a record year then suddenly axing 800 people was a good recent example of corporate assholery.

[dasva]

I got this zit that's right below my armpit but kind of where my back and side meet. So I can reach it to pop it but can't see it well and mostly with one hand so it's gunna be messy but also super annoying feeling it everytime I move my arm

[Anoat]

I’m reaching the age where the parents of my childhood friends/college friends are beginning to die from natural causes in advanced age. It’s pretty sobering.

[Kalmado]

I’m reaching the age where the parents of my childhood friends/college friends are beginning to die from natural causes in advanced age. It’s pretty sobering.

My coworker looks at the obituaries pretty regularly. She's 45. I'm 38 and have never thought to look at obituaries. But with your mention, yeah some of my old friends parents are in their mid 60s or so. Never know when you're gonna go!

[arus2001]

I got this zit that's right below my armpit but kind of where my back and side meet. So I can reach it to pop it but can't see it well and mostly with one hand so it's gunna be messy but also super annoying feeling it everytime I move my arm

Kinda sounding like a clogged sweat gland given your proclivity for biking to work. They're a pain, so just be sure to clean it up and such best you can when you get the chance.

[Astylla]

I’m reaching the age where the parents of my childhood friends/college friends are beginning to die from natural causes in advanced age. It’s pretty sobering.

My coworker looks at the obituaries pretty regularly. She's 45. I'm 38 and have never thought to look at obituaries. But with your mention, yeah some of my old friends parents are in their mid 60s or so. Never know when you're gonna go!

This was always awkward for me growing up since my parents were much older than anyone else I knew or was in school with.
I'm going to be 41 in July, and when I was born my mom was 37 and my dad was 49.

I always grew up fearing they would die early and I did lose both my parents though many years apart. My mom died in 2005 at age 64 and my dad died at age 89 in 2016. Even though I knew they were older and thought I was prepared , it never prepares you.
It's so hard watching friends go through it.

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[Tokitoki]

Yesterday evening when I got home my wife was changing the baby. She hands her off to me after so she can use the bathroom and the baby immediately shits again. I go to change her and in the middle of it she shits more, then I'm about to bundle her up and she pees. Went through three diapers in about 5 minutes. Apparently that was the third time that day that she shit while getting changed.

[dasva]

Kinda sounding like a clogged sweat gland given your proclivity for biking to work. They're a pain, so just be sure to clean it up and such best you can when you get the chance.

perhaps. I tend to get them literally anywhere though. I'm big on draining and cleaning though

[Byrthnoth]

Airflow around the genitals makes kids go to the bathroom. Moreso with boys than girls. Still, the act of changing her may be the reason she is going

[arus2001]

Hell, I know if I'm borderline "need to poop" that having cold air blown on me just accelerates the process. So I don't think that sort of reflex ever really goes away, we just control it better.

[Roranora]

I had to drop a deuce at Independence Pass and that draft was a bit too chilly and actually slowed me down. Still would recommend because the poop drop is so vast no impact is ever heard.

[Anoat]

I received a questionnaire to determine my eligibility to serve as a juror in federal court. I'm a white male under 70 that is not a full time student or government employee and do not have sole custody of any children under 10 or terminally ill relatives. I'm so gonna get summoned. I know it

[Firedemon]

Had the worst days of my entire fucking life. My wife went into labour the night of the 13th. She was a trooper and pushed for 3 hours with slow progress until they decided to do a c-section. As soon as they delivered her, she opened her eyes but failed to take her first breath. 40 minutes of CPR, AED, epinephrine, and intubation, they failed to clear the mucus from her lungs and we lost our daughter. Next day we put her in a coffin for the coroner's office for an autopsy, and nothing looked wrong. They're doing tests on her brain and genetics in hopes we get an answer, but it might take 6 weeks. This is something I'd never wish upon my worst enemy, and nobody should ever have to go through this. My wife and I have to keep her door closed as it's just too fucking hard to look at anything. Our whole lives just got tipped upside-down and we're a broken empty mess. It's going to be an uphill fight, but my wife and I have each other and a great support system. Life fucking sucks.

[Buffy]

That’s so terrible. I’m sorry

[Astylla]

I don't have any suitable words to convey my sadness a d condolences for you and your wife. I'm truly sorry for everything you are going through and truly hope you both can support one another during this time. I'm sure the not knowing is the worst part

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[Roranora]

I'm incredibly sad to hear about your loss Firedemon. Use that support system now more than ever.

[Ksandra]

My deepest condolences Firedemon. And I’ll parrot the others and say I hope you can lean on some good support systems.

[zoobernut]

I keep trying to figure out what to say to that and I have no idea. There were tears in my eyes reading that. I don't know if it means anything but sending virtual hugs your way.

[Firedemon]

Thanks guys, it really means a lot. Just keep your loved ones close, you never know what can happen, life can be so fragile.

[Melena]

Got my car washed Friday as it looked like we have a break in the rain for a week. Rain now showing for Tuesday

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