PC Principal V: What The Fuck Am I Reading

[Dimmauk]

Also like if she was used to cleaning up like this why the hell she leave blood everywhere? Like that's nasty... and kind of a major health hazard

I guess it was the first time she started at work? I tried to remove myself from the situation very quickly.

[Zeb]

I have another story about an employee who was crop dusting his coworkers.

I wanna hear this story.

[zoobernut]

I have another story about an employee who was crop dusting his coworkers.

Yada yada yada, I feel bad for the janitor.

So did you yada yada yada through a dude shitting his pants and on the floor on accident or through a bunch of coworkers puking all over their desks from the smell or both? Either way it does suck for the janitor.

[Kalmado]

Either way it does suck for the janitor.

When I worked for Meijer (supermarket) Loss Prevention someone reported a bathroom stall had been sprayed with shit. I wasn't the one that looked, but yeah, they said there was shit all over the wall behind the toilet, the floor, and some of the panels. People are gross.

[dasva]

I got a fun doodoo story too. So get to my boat and there are 2 people with the last name of Brown. One goes by just Brown and the other is called doodoo Brown... because one time apparently had to take a shit but was on watch and instead of getting a relief waited it out. So when he finally gets to go little turds are coming out of the bottom of his coveralls as he rushes to the head

[Dimmauk]

I wanna hear this story.

A couple of employees complained that this fat guy was crop dusting them and laughing about it. So I called him into my office to talk to him about it and warned him that I would write him up for creating a hostile work environment.
A week later I hear a ruckus on the work floor, and people are yelling, so I walk over to investigate and I see the fat guy running out of the bathroom limping. I notice he is leaving a trail of poop as he is making his way to the exit, security stops him sees and smells the shit and let's him walk out. I had to call the custodians, who had recently had to clean vagina blood, to come clean a shit trail about 50 yards long. The fat guy never returned. I can't imagine what that drive home was like.

[zoobernut]

A couple of employees complained that this fat guy was crop dusting them and laughing about it. So I called him into my office to talk to him about it and warned him that I would write him up for creating a hostile work environment.
A week later I hear a ruckus on the work floor, and people are yelling, so I walk over to investigate and I see the fat guy running out of the bathroom limping. I notice he is leaving a trail of poop as he is making his way to the exit, security stops him sees and smells the shit and let's him walk out. I had to call the custodians, who had recently had to clean vagina blood, to come clean a shit trail about 50 yards long. The fat guy never returned. I can't imagine what that drive home was like.

WTF is wrong with the people you work with dude? I have never experienced anything like either of the situations you described. The worst I have had was in high school I was a buss boy at a restaurant and some jerk puked in the bathroom sink instead of the toilet and clogged it to hell and I was the one who had to clean it up. That was miserable.

[Dimmauk]

So did you yada yada yada through a dude shitting his pants and on the floor on accident or through a bunch of coworkers puking all over their desks from the smell or both? Either way it does suck for the janitor.

Yes. LOL. He left a trail of what looked like a large Hersey kiss size piles of pumpkin guts.

[Salodin]

Hahahaha

You should have shared that story ages ago.

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[Dimmauk]

Makes you wonder
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[zoobernut]

Yes. LOL. He left a trail of what looked like a large Hersey kiss size piles of pumpkin guts.

Oh man that is kind of hilarious though. Serves him right for fucking with people that way.

[Zeb]

I'm assuming the victims were female? Cuz crop dusting is almost a male bonding experience. Unless his farts were always heinous.

[Dimmauk]

I'm assuming the victims were female? Cuz crop dusting is almost a male bonding experience. Unless his farts were always heinous.

Fat white guy dusting Chinese and vietnamese guys

[Salodin]

Fat white guy dusting Chinese and vietnamese guys

Someone copypasta dimmys avatar for me lololol

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[dasva]

Yang Kaili: China live-streamer detained for 'insulting' national anthem

If only we could do the same to Fergie for her performance

[BaneTheBrawler]

my poop stories are mundane and all take place at home.

[dasva]

What about the ones that kept you working? I'm sure there were some good stories having explain things to the coworkers and such lol

[BaneTheBrawler]

nah. when it got that bad i just stayed home. it's exhausting.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Although, I did have to interrupt a call with a customer a few times. "I'm very, very sorry, I need to place you on hold. I'm having a personal emergency. Again, very sorry, I'll be back with you in about 10 minutes." They actually waited, and were totally fine with it. Probably because I fixed their cable.

[Niiro]

Fat white guy dusting Chinese and vietnamese guys

The war never ended.