PC Principal V: What The Fuck Am I Reading

[Roranora]

ugh, Five Guys sucks and Holiday Inn is decent and Ginsburg fell and fuck, more massacres

[Zealot]

Five Guys tastes good but always makes me feel like I just ate two patties carved out of pure fat when I'm done. Shake Shack all the way.

Also to contribute to the topic William & Mary Law students were just coerced into standing and applauding a guest speaker who came in and went on a rant against immigrants, gays, and the Kavanaugh investigation and then implied he would sue anyone who said anything bad about him. Their justification is that he "had a tough upbringing" and "actually does a lot for minorities," and they need to stand and applaud because "he pays for their education." W&M students pay $150k+ by the way, and that's if they're in-state.

[dasva]

ugh, Five Guys sucks

This is the worst take this thread has seen in ages

Five Guys tastes good but always makes me feel like I just ate two patties carved out of pure fat when I'm done. Shake Shack all the way.

That's kind of weird. Last time I did the math they should be using beef with similar leaness to In N out. If you want to feel extra like that though go to Fat Burger. They have a XXXL burger that made even me feel like my arteries were clogging on the spot. Never had Shake shack though... none near me and tried to go when I was in Fl cause bg raved about them and ex was like naw we have to go to 5 Guys... I'm like I can have that anytime though . Should've broke up with her right then and there I think

[Zetanio]

5 Guys is miles behind Shake Shack and is behind In n Out by a lot imo as well.

I have one of each near me, the 5 Guys is much closer and I've been there once. Shake Shack gets all my love.

[Xno Kappa]

I always hit up Shake Shack when I’m at the MGM. I don’t eat at Five Guys often despite having quite a few near me. I just remember it being super greasy.

[Roranora]

This is the worst take this thread has seen in ages

hey sorry to burst your bubble but we've been over this before -- excessively salted meager fries and simultaneously pricey and underwhelming piecemeal assembled burgers

[Yabby]

WTF is wrong with you people. Shake shack is a fucking joke. I would eat McD's before SS and i hate McD.

[Fiye]

I've only had Shake Shack once and honestly I don't remember how anything from there tasted.

Would go to Cookout sooner tbh.

[dasva]

hey sorry to burst your bubble but we've been over this before -- excessively salted meager fries and simultaneously pricey and underwhelming piecemeal assembled burgers

I mean you'd have a point if anything you typed was even close to true

[Zetanio]

WTF is wrong with you people. Shake shack is a fucking joke. I would eat McD's before SS and i hate McD.

Easily the worst take on BG.

[Roranora]

I mean you'd have a point if anything you typed was true

hey you know it's true those fries are seasoned by manic monkeys and any basic bar & grill offers better burgers

[Yabby]

Easily the worst take on BG.

Similar take used by Shake Shack when it comes to burgers.

[dasva]

hey you know it's true those fries are seasoned by manic monkeys and any basic bar & grill offers better burgers

I've been to about a dozen different ones in 4 different states and every single one of them I still had to add salt. I think you are mistaking actually salting them some with oversalting since a lot of places basically do little to none nowadays. As far as the second part I agree... I also would put literally every single chain burger in the same category

[Jaybar]

I ate at Au Cheval in Chicago and now I can't have regular fast food burgers ever again. It's like eating greasy cardboard now.

[Zetanio]

https://aht.seriouseats.com/2011/05/...aste-test.html

[Zetanio]

I ate at Au Cheval in Chicago and now I can't have regular fast food burgers ever again. It's like eating greasy cardboard now.

Minetta Tavern almost ruined me.

[dasva]

https://aht.seriouseats.com/2011/05/...aste-test.html

I can't take seriously anyone who uses the abbreviations SS, 5G and INO for those lol. They also used day old burgers <.<. And their price comparisons were are decently different than what I see here

I ate at Au Cheval in Chicago and now I can't have regular fast food burgers ever again. It's like eating greasy cardboard now.

Super Burger for me. Like I still occasionally do eat some but a lot rarer now and mostly just when I want something quick and not cost too much that's high in protein... and on top of that most places the burgers make me nauseous now... though I think that might be slightly different reason.

I say that because I did used to still do Jack and Carl's and a few years ago at about the same time all their burger meat started tasting terrible as did the already frozen ground beef at Costco I know several people who also noticed it too. So might just be a distributor of frozen ground beef or something. Whatever it is though it was the first time I had a burger make me want to throw up since the last time I went to burger king and bit into patty that was uncooked on 1 side

[Zetanio]

Go ahead and don't take Serious Eats seriously. rofl.

[dasva]

I mean they used day old burgers... if you don't think that's going to skew results I don't know what to tell you

[AoE]

Fat people problems