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    some folks trying to turn off emergency alerts to own the cons, seek help

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    hey speaking of academia, this is making the rounds today

    https://nypost.com/2018/10/02/profes...sidered-a-man/

    ”If someone did not commit sexual assault in high school, then he is not a member of the male sex,” wrote business professor Mitchell Langbert on September 27. “The Democrats have discovered that 15-year-olds play spin-the-bottle, and they have jumped on a series of supposed spin-the-bottle crimes during Kavanaugh’s minority, which they characterize as rape, although no one complained or reported any crime for 40 years.”

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    I mean if you know it's coming and you know it's a test and just don't want to hear the noise I don't get the issue.

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    what if a real emergency happens at 2:17

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    probably belongs in another thread but whatever off I go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    hey speaking of academia, this is making the rounds today

    https://nypost.com/2018/10/02/profes...sidered-a-man/
    Spin-the-bottle crimes. Nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    hey speaking of academia, this is making the rounds today

    https://nypost.com/2018/10/02/profes...sidered-a-man/
    What a tool. "As long a there's no violence or coercion it's not a crime." - professor's response to allegations of Kavanaugh attempting to violently coerce sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    what if a real emergency happens at 2:17
    The perfect crime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    what if a real emergency happens at 2:17
    Have you heard of the internet, TV or radio?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    some folks trying to turn off emergency alerts to own the cons, seek help
    I turned off amber alerts on my phone after one woke me up at 4 in the morning, sorry to all future kidnapped children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Have you heard of the internet, TV or radio?
    take a joke moran

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    Come up with better ones maron

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    I turned off amber alerts on my phone after one woke me up at 4 in the morning, sorry to all future kidnapped children.

    The kid probably had it coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    I turned off amber alerts on my phone after one woke me up at 4 in the morning, sorry to all future kidnapped children.
    This one cannot be turned off. I look forward to the day we get a 5 am emergency text that was a misfire.

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    It will be to warn us about the Bowling Green Massacre.

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    When the alert goes off, I'm taking a knee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    I turned off amber alerts on my phone after one woke me up at 4 in the morning, sorry to all future kidnapped children.
    When I was with the Sheriff's office, I couldn't turn it off as the phone was locked down. After that bullshit of a 3am wake up call, I started leaving my phone in my car overnight.

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    Why can't these kids get kidnapped at like 2PM.

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    Since this one can't be turned off, you can turn off your phone or enable airplane mode before 11:18 Pacific and turn it back on at 11:21 (FEMA sends theirs out at 11:20)

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    I am dying at these people freaking out like it's the end of the world, just scroll through the responses here:

    https://twitter.com/fema/status/1047477728243580928

    for dimmy: https://twitter.com/alexrileyiscool/...02232433397761

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