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  1. 2018-10-03 12:53 #261
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    don just wants a captive audience for all his future tweets.
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    This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system.

    This has been the greatest test - many are saying they've never seen such a test. Obama - when Obama was testing people hated it. This test? Love. L-O-V-E it. But the Fake News media won't tell you that, they won't.
  3. 2018-10-03 13:08 #263
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    I cause the greatest emergencies, no one causes greater emergencies than I do, ask anyone.
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    Bush started this alert, but it sucked so Obama fixed it, and now Trump will take credit for it
  5. 2018-10-03 13:18 #265
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    i just got my alert dudes
  6. 2018-10-03 13:19 #266
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    I threw my phone into the pool before it was too late phew. #resisttrump
  7. 2018-10-03 13:19 #267
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    Wasn't all that bad tbh

  8. 2018-10-03 13:20 #268
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    I'm just trying to scroll through reddit in peace and this shit has to slightly lag my gif for a few seconds.

    Thanks Trump.

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    Mine came at 1:19, so disappointed.
  10. 2018-10-03 13:21 #270
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    Kinda cool tbh that they can send emergency alerts to everyone in the country, gonna be clutch when Trump starts a nuclear war.
  11. 2018-10-03 13:21 #271
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    6souls isn't gonna survive the purge guys.
  12. 2018-10-03 13:21 #272
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    i feel oppressed and violated
  13. 2018-10-03 13:21 #273
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    Currently called in to a meeting with 20+ people. Guess how many turned off their phones? -_-
  14. 2018-10-03 13:22 #274
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    i feel oppressed and violated
    but i also got a text from trump today so theres that
  15. 2018-10-03 13:23 #275
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    my teleconferencing call skipped for a few seconds when it came up

    a million manhours lost

    grrrr trump grrrrrrrrr
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    i didn't get an alert wat do
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    i didn't get an alert wat do
    Promote the shit out of the event and sell your black ops phone for big bucks on Ebay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    i didn't get an alert wat do
    You're fucked when the zombies come.
  19. 2018-10-03 13:30 #279
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    damn did everyone else really get it? heard a bunch of phones ding in my office

    i'm off the grid son
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    damn did everyone else really get it? heard a bunch of phones ding in my office

    i'm off the grid son
    That's what you get for owning one of them Oriental phones. Get an iPhone.
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