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    Everytime I see this post bumped, I get excited thinking Thomas or Alito had a massive heart attack.

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    Sorry, bro, one of the biggest things to me that disproves God is that bad people seem to have the longest life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yabby View Post
    Sorry, bro, one of the biggest things to me that disproves God is that bad people seem to have the longest life.
    Yup. It's Henry Kissinger's 99th bday tomorrow

    I only know that because that fucker has my bday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yabby View Post
    Sorry, bro, one of the biggest things to me that disproves God is that bad people seem to have the longest life.
    How does that not prove God exists? They have to live with this hell on Earth the longest.

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    Because most of them have never experienced any of the bad parts of living on this earth.

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    Republicans are at a strategic disadvantage in the supreme court because they mostly nominate men, who live ~5 years less than women. That is a rather substantial portion of the job duration if you are put on the supreme court at 50.

    #showerthoughts

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    They fixed that by just not allowing the president to pick new ones.

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    Nah they'll be like David Rockefeller and keep getting heart transplants.

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    We call that the "Elizabeth Bathory" method. Subsist on the blood and flesh of the young and innocent. You'll live forever! Or at least until people get fed up with your shit and consign you to death by house arrest for a few decades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    So back to the Supreme Court - honest question, I don't know the answer to this:

    If someone was to find, say, Alito and snipe him with a deer rifle tomorrow, would this ruling still be able to be issued since it was already written? Or do all 5 justices have to be present and accounted for when the ruling is presented in July?
    Welp

    https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/08/arme...t-justice.html

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    I doubt they have moments of introspection, but a good opportunity for it would be when they loosen gun laws in the next month and it doesn't affect them because they are still protected by the secret service around the clock.

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    I would have to say you aren't really interested in killing someone if you call 911 on yourself. Strange attention whore? Absolutely. Actually interested in killing someone? Not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TsingTao View Post
    I would have to say you aren't really interested in killing someone if you call 911 on yourself. Strange attention whore? Absolutely. Actually interested in killing someone? Not so much.
    GOP distraction op? Very much so.

    Also today SCOTUS ruled that border patrol agents can break into anyone's house and attack them. Basically the entire US population lives within the 100 miles from the border enforcement region.

    https://twitter.com/cristianafarias/...3b1I4tqRyHI-hA

    https://twitter.com/jmckee/status/15...3b1I4tqRyHI-hA

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    what if any evidence do you have that it was a "GOP distraction op"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    what if any evidence do you have that it was a "GOP distraction op"
    Every playbook they have run ever? Literally the entire Trump presidency?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    what if any evidence do you have that it was a "GOP distraction op"
    Since when have we needed evidence to make outrageous claims to suit a political agenda?

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    So how about the fact that SCOTUS is fine with ICE breaking into our homes and attacking us. Pretty fucked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meresgi View Post
    Every playbook they have run ever? Literally the entire Trump presidency?
    ?

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