SCOTUS Thread (News and Discussion) II: Rape Isn't On My Calendar

[Koyangi]

A+ would read these again! LMAO

[Jaybar]

Leave it to BG to break down complex political discourse issues into HNM related metaphors for easy understanding. Thanks all.

Would Boris Johnson be the guy that drops from an HNMLS, claims Nid with a ragtag group of dolts, then CFH with his old LS in the Aery?

[Vaspinne]

Trump is the WAR/WHM who runs in, provokes, then asks for Refresh.

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Wearing a sword and shield because the Brady games guide told him it was good practice for when he eventually becomes a Paladin main

[Patriarch]

Nah Boris is the guy that brings 4 to the airy 1st window to make you think you have competition, but secretly hes holding SW and Ix waiting on the boys to arrive

[Vaspinne]

Wearing a sword and shield because the Brady games guide told him it was good practice for when he eventually becomes a Paladin main

I'm not even joking, that's legit what the guide says to do. Doesn't even mention using a 1-handed Axe or Great Axe at all

[Vaspinne]

By the way, I went home to visit my mom a couple weeks ago and found my old FFXI Brady Games guide

[Karbuncle]

I remember reading that book when I first started XI, even then I knew it was mostly garbage but it was super fun to page through it... it had a few pieces of decent info, especially on NM spawn areas.

[Cantih]

almost as short-sighted as that one time Dems used the nuclear option to confirm presidential appointments and federal judges with a simple majority instead of 60 votes

And, whyyyy, did they need to do that in the first place?

[Gredival]

My problem with that is it assumes Donald is geared enough to draw aggro and trigger the flail when I see him more as the tank standing not on a foot, but right in front and bitching that heals aren't keeping him alive. Then when the wipe happens, it's everyone else's fault.

Trump is the BRD singing from behind.

And yes this happened to me before so I have absolutely zero doubt that's who Trump would be. Bard also fits with Trump's incessant need to hear himself talk and his desirability to certain portions of the population despite being terrible at his job.

[Yabby]

Your suggesting he is useful as a brd.... shame.

[Byrthnoth]

He's the Paeon BRD.

[Zealot]

There's actually an argument absent any politics for expanding the Court to 15 and having rotating hearing schedules with random assignments of Justices. The Court could hear 3 times the number of cases and there wouldn't be any way to try and force a case up to the Court in order to have a certain mix of ideological Justices hear it.

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[Zealot]

I mean uh, he's a THF.

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[Roranora]

He's a Sneak Attacking Thief whose dad gave him a Mandau at birth. He assaults mithras and HNMs alike and always manages to flee from and perfect dodge the worst effects of his tireless griefing.

[BaneTheBrawler]

he's a THF who AFKs 90% of dynamis beaucedine and then pulls the whole zone trying to get back in time to clear.

[kuronosan]

He's the Paeon BRD.

BRD/THF who uses sneak and trick attack on the WHM then blames the RDM for not refreshing the L1 WAR he invited from Ronfaure.

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[Gredival]

I mean we all know in our hearts somehow he is the lolDRG

EDIT: I got it. He's the DRG who has his Wyvern summoned so it kept attacking after the BLM slept Nid. Then he had to disengage to get the Wyvern to stop attacking so it went yellow. Then in the chaos he tried to Wheeling Thrust it to secure hate and it flailed.

[kuronosan]

Then called for help and said the chat log had it wrong and the rest of the LS said "yea probably" while the GM jails the people who posted screenshots showing that the DRG is lying.

..as the rest of the LS then claims the HNM uncontested and the casuals continue to blame the JPs.

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[Drai]

I dunno what I've read the last two pages but it gives me flashbacks to a better time, in the before times, in the long long ago D:

[Gredival]

Also he's poorly geared because he's too dumb to research what he needs. He has tons of gil bought on daddy's credit card, he just is clueless. He's in the HNMLS because he bought them NASA for the server.