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    2018-2019 NBA Season Thread : The One Where the Spurs Miss the Playoffs

    It's that time of year again, where fans all around the country fill themselves with false hope to eventually watch the Warriors crush everyone's hope and dreams. But other things happened which will at least make the regular season interesting for the non-Dubs fans.

    The Lakers added Lance Stephenson, Javale McGee, Michael Beasley, Rajon Rondo, and some guy who James Jones dragged to 7 consecutive NBA finals.

    Kawhi Leonard moved to Toronto, and laughed about something.



    Also the Spurs may not even have a roster anymore.

    Dwight Howard joined the most toxic locker room in the NBA.

    James Harden is still Hitler.

    MVP : Anthony Davis
    DPOY : Embiid
    ROTY : Doncic
    6MOTY : Rozier
    MIP: Fultz
    COTY : Brad Stevens

    West

    1. Warriors
    2. Rockets
    3. Jazz
    4. Thunder
    5. Pelicans
    6. Lakers
    7. Nuggets
    8. Wolves (if Butler stays, other Blazers)

    East

    1. Celtics
    2. Raptors
    3. Sixers
    4. Bucks
    5. Pacers
    6. Wizards
    7. Heat
    8. Cavs

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    Lmao. Omg I just made a thread too

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    Let's do a fusion dance

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    That OP is garbage. At least Dimmy gave Detroit some love! And D-Rock, lowering expectations isn't so bad once you get used to it. As a Detroit sports fan it's somewhat a way of life. That way if anything good happens we get some enjoyment.

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    Cavs vs Pistons in the 8 seed is kind of a tossup.

    If the Cavs are on the bubble near the deadline they could likely blow up what good pieces they have and go full rebuild, at which point Detroit sneaks in.

    Otherwise I just can't trust in the Ghost of Blake Griffin to stay healthy and lead them to the promised land of a first round playoff exit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    Cavs vs Pistons in the 8 seed is kind of a tossup.

    If the Cavs are on the bubble near the deadline they could likely blow up what good pieces they have and go full rebuild, at which point Detroit sneaks in.

    Otherwise I just can't trust in the Ghost of Blake Griffin to stay healthy and lead them to the promised land of a first round playoff exit.
    Cavs also incentivized to finish bottom 10 and keep their pick from the Hawks from the Korver trade

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    5 minutes in and they're already blasting the shit out of Chuck for going commando.

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    Idk which thread will survive

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    man even if the Dubs are prohibitive favorites i am hyped, league desperately needed a shakeup (end of Bron's Eastern tyranny gives that in at least one conference) and there are a lot of fascinating teams to keep an eye on, ton of young talent around the league. lesgo

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    This is some sloppy ass basketball to open the season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    man even if the Dubs are prohibitive favorites i am hyped, league desperately needed a shakeup (end of Bron's Eastern tyranny gives that in at least one conference) and there are a lot of fascinating teams to keep an eye on, ton of young talent around the league. lesgo
    Give it a year. Klay has already said he's not going to give the Warriors a hometown discount.

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    I'll just post my OP here.

    NBA 2018-2019 SEASON: CARMELO FINALLY WINS A TITLE



    The season starts tonight and the Lakers are no longer garbage because they got


    West
    1. Warriors
    2. Rockets
    3. Utah
    4. Lakers
    5. Thunder
    6. Pelicans
    7. Nuggets
    8. Twolves

    Outsiders: Spurs, Mavs, Blazers

    East
    1. Celtics
    2. 76ers
    3. Raptors (Fuck Kawhi)
    4. Bucks
    5. Pacers
    6. Wizards
    7. Pistons
    8. Heat

    Outsiders: Knicks, Hornets,

    I'm glad the season is finally here, but its going to be rough watching the Spurs. I've lowered my usual expectations so I can be more obnoxious when the Spurs are good.

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    The Celtics halftime show was a kid playing violin with a backing track of different trap and dubstep songs. It was as bad as it sounds.

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    PREMATURE 1 GAME HOT TAKES

    Philly needs more shooting, less than half that team can hit an open 3 and their starting line-up is sporting not 1 but 2 perimeter players who cannot shoot at all

    Jayson Tatum is the half-white Gordon Hayward

    Boston is p ppp pppppp good

    Kyrie and Gordon looked bad they're gonna need time to get back up to speed

    Al Horford is the best meh stats player in basketball



    stay tuned for why GS will get upset in the first round this year when Dennis Schroder goes off for 30 on them

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    To your first point, that's why Shamet will probably get decent run

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    Kyrie and Gordon looked bad they're gonna need time to get back up to speed
    Gordon definitely looked rusty, Kyrie was playing like straight up doodoo. And the Celts still smoked the Sixers by 18.

    Only one game yadda yadda but Celtics look damn good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    Al Horford is the best meh stats player in basketball
    Idk, I think i'd take draymond over him.

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    any guesses over/under on westbrook averaging a triple double over the course of 3 seasons and yet to make it past the first round...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surealistic View Post
    any guesses over/under on westbrook averaging a triple double over the course of 3 seasons and yet to make it past the first round...
    Under. Westbrook will hurt himself this year.

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    Technically he's already hurt.

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