Thanks Day, very cool!

[BaneTheBrawler]

also i don't know about all this noise re fighting mountain lions but i've never forgiven them for killing Old Dan tbh

some dude choked out a mountain lion.

[Anoat]

Canadian geese are also terrible. And they rape and murder ducks occasionally too.

[Zealot]

you consider making poop jokes about someone with crohn's dunking?

It was the combo pooping yourself and then getting mauled to death by a cougar, perfect lay up into the slam. The visual, you understand.

[Xno Kappa]

There’s a few spots in Jersey and in NYC that let you pick a live chicken/rooster and they kill that sucker right there in front of you. Top tier fresh poultry.

[dasva]

y'all some thirsty bitches. was "im not trying to diminish what he did" too subtle a clue that maybe my point lay elsewhere?

you were expressing awe that he would choose to fight. i pointed out that's a reasonable instinctive action to take given that humans are extremely successful predators in their own right, and that mountain lions are 'in our weight class,' so to speak.

that doesn't diminish his success, and i sure as shit don't think i'd be as successful. bunch of twats.

It wasn't too subtle but maybe your own words that did just that later was.

1 v 1 no tools preparation etc humans are fucking shit predators. Early human hunters would've ran too without there homies to back them up.

Also you missed the point. He didn't just fight most would take some action to swat at it to scare it off. This dude choked the damn thing to death while the average person here would probably loose to a goose

[Andalusian girls]

some dude choked out a mountain lion.

that's p metal. those things can weigh as much as a man and are hot balls of twitch muscles and stabby fury.

[Rhyis.]

Canadian geese are also terrible. And they rape and murder ducks occasionally too.

their shit is in fact the worst. there is no worse shit in the world than canadian geese shit

[BaneTheBrawler]

yeah no i got it, like i said, it was funny. i wouldn't call it a dunk, though. pretty low-hanging fruit. On the same tier as "your mom" jokes.

[dasva]

Roosters are low-tier trouble. I used to do that same shit as a kid in my grandfathers farm in DR. Swans on the other hand are big as fuck and legit scream satanic verses at you.

[BaneTheBrawler]

It wasn't too subtle but maybe your own words that did just that later was.

1 v 1 no tools preparation etc humans are fucking shit predators. Early human hunters would've ran too without there homies to back them up.

Also you missed the point. He didn't just fight most would take some action to swat at it to scare it off. This dude choked the damn thing to death while the average person here would probably loose to a goose

"That doesn't diminish his success"

[BaneTheBrawler]

"wow the balls on him for fighting" "fighting is reasonable, its that he won is what is amazing" "no you're missing the point he, didn't just fight, he won"

fucking what

[BaneTheBrawler]

christ dasva you're better than this.

[Rhyis.]

why are you still talking about this

[BaneTheBrawler]

because i needed a break from farming shit for my aegis

[dasva]

I'm not trying to diminish what he did... now let me point out what he fought isn't that huge and we the apex predators.

Cmon you shit better points than that everyday

[Andalusian girls]

why are you still talking about this

Germany had a hard time moving on after they lost WW1 too

[dasva]

Germany had a hard time moving on after they lost WW1 too

It wasn't a defeat merely a 20 year ceasefire between campaigns.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I'm not trying to diminish what he did... now let me point out what he fought isn't that huge and we the apex predators.

Cmon you shit better points than that everyday

how would you know? you couldn't find a point if you had a thumbtack taped to your dick.

[Day]

did none of you spend time on a farm? roosters are assholes but it takes like 2 seconds to wring one's neck if you have to. this vaquero i knew would do this thing where he would spin the rooster about by the neck and pop the head clean off, it was pretty metal.

i grew up on a farm unlike these city pussies lmao

[Day]

bane i checked no one ordered this salt delivery